Sunday, August 31, 2003

BITCH...BITCH...BITCH...AND MORE BITCHING

BEFORE I START BITCHING, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY "MY TEMPLATE ANGEL MAIZZY"......................................MORE 'KR'.............AND OF COURSE, I HAVE TO SAY HI TO MY MY DENVERITE SON.............................
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''bitch...bitch...bitch''
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WHERE DO I BEGIN..................A BASIC BITCH: SEEMS THAT WHEN I HAVE TO 'PROCESS' SOMETHING NEW FOR MY COMPUTER, I FIND 'IT' TO ALWAYS BE WRITTEN AS IF EVERY FUCKING READER HAS A 'COMPUTER ENGINEERING DEGREE' HANGING OUT THEIR ASS.....WHICH IS TO SAY, THOSE OF YOU WHO WRITE TEXT OR WHATEVER ABOUT COMPUTERS FOR 'JOE SMUCK' TO READ AND USE, WRITE YOUR 'STUFF' AND THEN APPLY THE ''FOG SCALE'' (TRIED TO FIND A LINK ABOUT
THE ''FOG SCALE AND COULD NOT)..BASICALLY, the 'fFOG SCALE SAYS, WHEN YOU WRITE INSTRUCTIONS, ETC. FOR THE 'GENERAL PUBLIC' (THAT'S ME ASSHOLES!) WRITE IT SO THAT THE STUPIDIST PERSON IN THE WORLD CAN UNDERSTAND IT....NOW, THAT IS NOT TO IMPLY THAT 'I AM THE STUPIDIST PERSON IN THE WORLD'...............BUT YOU GET THE POINT, DON'T YOU....or are YOU the stupidist person in the world?

This is what I have been encountering for the last 48 hours trying to improve my 'blog' and after the 'improving' fucked up, my template got fucked up....and here I am BITCHING about it.

TO 'IMPROVE' MY BLOG I WANTED A ''COMMENTS'' PROGRAM AND I LIKED ''BLOGSPEAK''....AND I ACTUALLY HAD IT RUNNING FOR A BRIEF PERIOD (RECEIVED 5 COMMENTS) BUT IN THE PROCESS OF 'ADJUSTING' IT AND TRYING TO GET THEIR FUCKING 'ICON' ON MY SITE...THE WHOLE BLOGSPEAK THING CRAPPED OUT.

AT THE BLOGSPEAK SITE (HE CAN GO LINK HIMSELF) I HAS A Q & A SECTION...WITH 3 QUESTIONS THAT HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO ANYTHING..............THEN 'IT' SAYS 'E-MAIL ME', IF THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS NOT IN THE Q & A, AND 'I' WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

WELL, I SENT HARRY J. WYNN, IV, AN EMAIL ASKING FOR HELP.

I TOLD THE FOOL WHAT WAS WRONG AND HE SENT BACK AN EMAIL THAT MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL, WITH OR WITHOUT THE 'FOG SCALE'.

I ALSO ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS 'WEB TEXT ADS', I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT "10,000 CONNECTIONS' MEANT...AND HIS ANSWER WAS: "IT'S ON THE SITE, $10.00 PER 10,OOO CONNECTIONS"....WELL FUCK YOU, IV! IV CAME ACROSS TO ME AS AN ARROGANT PRICK (WHAT ELSE COULD A 'IV' BE?).......SO HE CAN TAKE HIS BLOGSPEAK AND PUT IT ALONG SIDE WHERE HIS HEAD IS.................up his ass, fool!

SO HERE I AM BITCHING...........THE BLOGSPEAK CRAP IS OUT OF MY TEMPLATE BUT MY ''LINKS'' ARE STILL SHOWING UP AT THE VERY END OF MY SITE (30 OR SO POSTS IN!).

I HAVE 'DICKED AROUND' WITH MY TEMPLATE OFF AND ON ALL DAY.....SO HAS MAIZZY AND MY DENVERITE SON, TO NO AVAIL.

I HAVE GONE THRU BLOGSPOT'S NEW AND IMPROVED [HA.HA.]
'HELP PROGRAM' AND THAT WAS NO HELP...'IT' INVITED AN E-MAIL.....OK, FINE........................

HOLY SHIT! DO I DARE SEND THE 'BLOGSPOT PEOPLE' (ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE AT "BLOGSPOT'?) ANOTHER E-MAIL?......WELL, I HAVE SENT 5 OR 6 UNANSWERED E-MAILS......SO, I TRIED ONE MORE TIME!

(IN THE E-MAIL, I ALSO ASKED HOW DO I UPGRADE, SINCE THE UPGRADE PROCESS AT BLOGSPOT'S SITE IS FUCKED UP?)

WELL, I FINALLY GOT AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FROM 'SOMEONE' AT BLOGSPOT.

THE RESPONSE: " WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BUT YOU MUST REALIZE THAT 'WE' TAKE CARE OF
PAYING CUSTOMERS FIRST..............................."

'CATCH 22', MY ASS......................................
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AGAIN, I PUT OUT A PLEA FOR HELP............... ''WHAT CODE DO YOU USE AND WHERE DO YOU PUT IT ON THE TEMPLATE, TO POSITION YOUR LINKS ON YOUR SITE????
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THEN....................THEN........................ALONG COMES MY HERKY-JERKY FUCKING MODEM SITUATION!

WELL, I HAVE BRAND NEW SOFTWARE IN MY IMAC, INCLUDING A MAJOR JUMP IN 'OS' AND A MODEM UPDATE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE THE 'OS' TO RUN BEFORE.................

STILL, CONNECTING/DISCONNECTING...BLAH...BLAH....BLAH (NOT YOU, MOSES.).............STEP 1. I CALLED MY LOCAL PHONE COMPANY'S REPAIR LINE AND ASKED TO HAVE MY ENTIRE OUTSIDE PHONE WIRING REDONE.

THERE ARE 3 PHONE LINES THAT CONNECT AT THE BACK OF MY SISTER'S HOUSE...SHE USES 2 LINES AND I USE THE 3RD.
AS A SEPARATELY BILLED LINE....BUT THE WIRE TO MY HOUSE
IS JUST HALF ASS INTERNAL USE WIRE , RUNNING ALONG SIDE MY SISTER'S HOUSE, UP THRU A TREE AND INTO A 'HOLE' IN THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE (THE WIRE HAS EVEN BEEN SPLICED HERE AND THERE)......THE LOCAL PHONE COMPANY IS GOING TO INSTALL A NEW LINE FROM THE TELEPHONE POLE TO MY HOUSE, FOR FREE...........IF THEY GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT IT...I'LL GIVE THEM "WRATH". bitch...bitch...bitch
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IT HAS JUST OCCURRED TO ME, THAT MANY OF MY BRAIN FARTS ARE 'ME BITCHING'...........ABOUT THE 'WAR', GEORGE,
PEDOPHILE PRIESTS, GEORGE, THE ECONOMY AND ANY THING ELSE THAT NEEDS 'BITCHING' ABOUT............IN CONCLUSION:
"BITCHING" IS GOOD.................
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ANIMAL NEWS: "JC'' KITTY JUST NAILED A MOUSE'S ASS!
............THE OLD GIRL HAS STILL GOT IT! BUT OF COURSE, PEP'PURR, THE SCOURGE OF THE MOUSE WORLD, IS HANGING OUT REAL CLOSE TO ''JC'', HOPING THAT SHE'LL DROP HER CATCH......................BOY, CAN ''JC'' KITTY GROWL!

SUNNY-D HAS JOINED THE BIG TIME!

I HAVE 2 MAJOR CHICKEN YARDS....1 FOR THE MAIN FLOCK AND ONE I REFER TO AS THE 'REHAB' YARD (CURRENTLY OCCUPIED BY 'POWDER', 'BB' AND 'OLD MRS. BLACK').

IN THE REHAB YARD, I HAD BUILT A 'CHICKEN HOUSE' BUT NONE OF THE THREE EVER USED IT......I BUILT A SCREENED IN PORCH FOR THE FRONT OF 'HOUSE' AND NOW...............SUNNY-D IS LIVING OUTSIDE!!!!

HOPE MY 'ANIMAL' TALK IS NOT TOO BORING BUT IT CERTAINLY ISN'T ANY MORE BORING THAN ANY OTHER 'BLOG' CHIT-CHAT!

WELL, SINCE ''JC'' AND PEP'PURR ARE INVOLVED............

GOOD NIGHT, SUE-SUE, THE DOG.

''ARF.''
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083103:IS DECLARED A ''WE WILL NOT ABUSE 'GEORGE' DAY!"

MUSIC, PLEASE!!
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Friday, August 29, 2003

HELLO...GOODBYE....I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW...

BAD DAY AT BAD ROCK...........................OR HOW A DISCONNECTING MODEM CAN FUCK WITH YOUR DAY!!!!!

SEEMS LIKE THERE IS ALWAYS AN ''EXCUSE'' BUT THAT'S LIFE.

WITH AN 'EVIL MODEM' AT WORK IT IS DIFFICULT TO GO ''LINK'' HUNTING.................SO, I CALLED THE HUNT OFF.

STILL TRYING TO GET THE DAMN 'BLOGSPEAK' TO WORK...STILL JUST HAVE THAT FUCKING LITTLE GHOST ICON ON MY SITE.

SPENT 30 MINUTES ON THE PHONE THIS MORNING WITH MY DENVERITE SON COMPARING TEMPLATES, SINCE HE IS ALSO USING 'BLOGSPEAK'............WE WENT OVER MY TEMPLATE DATA WITH HIS AND I'VE GOT THE SAME, EXCEPT FOR COLORS......HIS WORKS AND MINE DOES NOT................BIG PAIN IN THE ASS! I HAVE SENT 'BLOGSPEAK AN EMAIL..........................................

AND I GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY TEMPLATE ANGEL, MAIZZY SHOWING ME A WAY TO FIX THE COMMENTS, MY 'COMPUTER DUMMYNESS' KICKED IN AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND! (Maizzy, thanks for the beautiful picture you put on your site in memory of DeeDee........)

WOW! FOR MONTHS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO
E-MAIL ME AND I PROFESSED THAT NO ONE 'HAD THE BALLS' TO CHALLENGE 'A VIEW' OR WHATEVER.................WELL, SURPRIZE! SURPRIZE!
I GOT A "NICE NICE" EMAIL FROM TIMIARAH; MUCH APPRECIATED......SHE GOT MY DENVERITE SON'S PPOST AND PICKED UP MINE FROM HIS......................DAMN, I WISH I COULD CONTRUCT A SITE LIKE HER'S...PROBABLY THE BEST 'CONTRUCTED' SITE THAT I HAVE READ.

THE MORE ''I BLOG'' THE MORE I REALIZE THAT BLOGGING IS A VERY NICE WAIT TO MEET AND INTERACT WITH PEOPLE....OVER THE INTERNET, BE DAMNED!

BLOGGING IS A VERY PLEASANT WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE, LITERALLY ALL OVER THE WORLD.

HEY.................GETTING KIND OF 'SENTIMENTAL' HERE...NOT GOOD FOR THE OLDCATMAN'S "caustic and humerous" PERSONA...........

GROWL...GROWL..GROWL! ....................TIME FOR OLDCATMAN TO KICK SOME ASS! No, just going to play it 'cool' today..........

CAN'T FORGET MAIZZY'S SPECIAL ''ONE"! 'CLICK' ON THEM ALL!

NOT EVEN GOING TO DO 'THE LITERARY CAT' TODAY..............BUT TO ENJOY:
CATS, CATS, CATS
AND A INTEREST PAINTING OF A 'BAD KITTY' WHO'D BETTER COVER HIS 'EARS'.............

LADIES, EVER FIND YOURSELF BETWEEN A 'ROCK AND A HARD PLACE'...................

WELL, DID A LOT MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD...NOT BAD FOR A DAY OF ''MODEM TERROR'' (TERRORISTS?) ...................BUT WOULD YOU BELIEVE: THE DAMN MODEM HAS NOT CRAPPED OUT ONCE DURING THIS POSTING WRITING..................WELL, EAT SHIT AND DIE.............

AND WITH THOSE 'FAMOUS' WORDS...LIKE 'THEM' BETTER THAN, "WELL, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?"................

GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

mjav (Danish)
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''13", GEORGE, COUNT THEM!
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Thursday, August 28, 2003

YESTERDAY, I GOT OVER THE HUMP....





"FOR MAIZZY "
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WELL, IT'S BRAIN FART TIME..................

CURRENT SHIT: I CAN'T GET MY ''BLOGSPEAK'' COMMENTS PROGRAM TO WORK.....I HAVE MANAGED TO GET THAT LITTLE FUCKING 'BLANK IMAGE' ICON ON THE POST......
MAYBE I CAN GET HELP FROM MY DENVERITE SON WHO IS NOW RUNNING 'BLOGSPEAK ON HIS BLOG OR FROM MY 'TEMPLATE ANGEL', MAIZZY .

I AM QUITE ANXIOUS TO GET THE 'COMMENTS' SECTION GOING, HOPING TO ENTICE SOME READER (I AM GETTING 25 HITS A DAY) TO 'COMMENT', AS OBVIOUSLY, READERS DO NOT HAVE THE BALLS (A UNISEX NOUN) TO E-MAIL ME! (IT WOULD BE A COLD COLD COLD DAY IN HELL, IF ALL 25 AGREED WITH EVERYTHING I SAY!)

MY BRAIN FARTS ARE A BIT DIFFERENT TONIGHT BECAUSE THE FORMAT OF THE LAST WEEK OR SO IS STARTING TO BORE ME..AND THE BIGGEST ENEMY OF ''MY LIFE'' IS BOREDOM.

I FIND THAT DOING THE LINKY-LINK BUSINESS OFTEN BREAKS THE FLOW OF MY BRAIN FARTS, AS LINKING IS A PURELY MECHANICAL FUNCTION, WITH THE CREATIVITY OF THAT INFAMOUS PIECE OF TURTLE SHIT....How cool would it be to have linked to a picture of turtle shit?

I ENJOY DOING THE BLOG-LINK GAMES AND THEY WILL BE BACK.
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SOMETIME DURING 'THIS BRAIN FART TURMOIL, I BECAME OBSESSED WITH 2 THINGS: THE NUMBER ''10'' AND KICKING (FIGURATIVELY, OF COURSE) GEORGE'S ASS.

THE FIRST 10 THAT CAME (CUM) UP WAS OBVIOUS!!

BUT THEN WHAT? I CERTAINLY DON'T WHAT TO RELATE 'HER' TO 'ASSBITE' BUT WHAT ABOUT LETTERMAN'S TOP 10?

IT'S A GREAT COMEDY BIT AND THE ARCHIVE IS VERY EFFICIENT!

I GENERALLY WATCH LENO BUT 'FLIP OVER' TO LETTERMAN
DURING LENO COMMERCIALS...AND I DO CATCH THE 'TOP 10' A GOOD PERCENT OF THE TIME, SO I ACTUALLY DID SEE 080803'S TOP 10: Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Vacation.......................AND THEN SOME!

No. 10: "THIS VACATION IS FLYING BY--ONLY 33 DAYS LEFT''
.........."AND IF I'D OF BEEN A TEACHER OF RUGRATS, I'D HAVE THE WHOLE DAMN SUMMER OFF!"

NO. 9 "DANG, SPRINGER'S A RERUN".........''LET'S CHECK OPRAH."

NO. 8 "THESE MARAGITAS ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION''..........''AND COMBINED WITH THE BEANS AND SALSA.."

NO. 7 ''WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE REALLY SCREWED UP THE ECONOMY''..........''WHAT, ME WORRY?''

NO. 6 ''MY GOD! MARS IS COMING RIGHT AT US!''..........''HOPEFULLY, TO PICK YOU UP."

NO. 5 ''DON'T WORRY, GEORGE. IN 17 MONTHS YOU'LL HAVE THE LONGEST VACATION OF YOUR LIFE''..........''AMEN''

NO. 4 ''BETTER START MAKING STUFF UP FOR THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS''..........''I HAD A FOURSOME WITH THE DIXIE CHICKS!''

NO. 3 ''I'M ITCHING TO DECLARE ANOTHER WAR''..........''IT'S JUST THE CRABS.''

NO. 2 ''PROCEED WITH 'OPERATION LETTERMAN'. MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT'..........''THEN WE'LL GET THE OLDCATMAN.''

NO. 1 ''SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING REMINDS ME OF BEING PRESIDENT''..........''THAT'S HOW I GOT THESE FUCKING HEMORRHOIDS!''
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WHAT A DOLL!!
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''IS THAT YOU, GEORGE
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SO WHAT DOES THE ''COMMANDER & CHIEF'' THINK ABOUT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS???? (NO LINK, AS I AM SURE YOU CAN FIND A 10 COMMANDMENTS LINK SOMEWHERE : LOOK ON A 'PIN HEAD' OR MATCH COVER AND YOU MIGHT BE LUCKY!
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GEORGE'S 10 COMMANDMENT COMMENTS..............................

ONE: "YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME''..........''EXCEPT WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR''

TWO: "YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF A CARVED IMAGE--ANY LIKENESS OF ANYTHING THAT IS IN HEAVEN ABOVE, OR THAT IS IN THE EARTH BENEATH, OR THAT IS IN THE WATER UNDER THE EARTH.''.........."DOES THAT FUCK WITH MY MT. RUSHMORE PLANS?''

THREE: "YOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD YOUR GOD IN VAIN.''............"WASH MY MOUTH OUT IN SOAP AGAIN?''

FOUR: "REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY.''.........."JUST DON'T MESS WITH MY JACK DANIELS AND BARBEQUE.''

FIVE: ''HONOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER.''..........''BUT THEY DON'T LET ME SLEEP WITH THEM ANYMORE.''

SIX: ''YOU SHALL NOT MURDER.''.......... "WITH THE EXCEPTION OF IRAQI CITIZENS.''

SEVEN: ''YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTRY.''..........''LIKE I HAVE RAPED THE ECONOMY?''

EIGHT: ''YOU SHALL NOT STEAL.''..........''EXCEPT FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.''

NINE: ''YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR.''..........''BUT WE WILL FIND THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.''

TEN: ''YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE; YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, NOR HIS MALE SERVANT, NOR HIS FEMALE SERVANT, NOR HIS OX, NOR HIS DONKEY, NOR ANYTHING THAT IS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S.''..........''BUT CAN WE OCCUPY IRAQ?''

.....................PRAISE THE LORD, GEORGE, AND PASS THE ''JD'' AND ANOTHER PLATE OF RIBS.......AND COLIN'S DOING THE DISHES...
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I WAS ALSO THINKING ABOUT THE BILL OF RIGHTS BUT 'IT' IS SO ''CONVOLUTED'', I DON'T HAVE THE BRAIN FARTS TO TAKE IT ON..............
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THAT WAS FUN, ''JC'' KITTY, SHALL WE GO GET THE WATER PIPE?

meow.
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''GEORGE!!"

''GEORGE!!"

"HEY, STUPID!"
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Wednesday, August 27, 2003

WEDNESDAY IS A "CHILD"; YES, SHE IS......

WEDNESDAY
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YOU KNOW THAT DEATH OF ANY LIFE FORM IS NOT PLEASANT.

THIS MORNING I HELD LITTLE DEEDEE IN MY HAND AND RUBBED 'HER' FEATHERS GENTLY......SHE WAS VERY SICK........AND THEN SHE DIED.

Life proceeds and is never shy
As another love has to die.
DeeDee passed early on this day;
"Her" spirit now will forever stay.

Ode to DeeDee (082703).......Oldcatman

AMEN
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''THE GOOD''...............''THE BAD"..............."THE UGLY''
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NOW BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I MUST FILL A REQUEST
FROM MAIZZY.

NOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS TO SHARE WITH OTHERS, YOU'D HAVE TO ASK HER........................ HERE'S MAIZZY'S TREAT.........................
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"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of." **Sir Walter Scott, English Writer:
"THE LITERARY CAT"
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WOW! IT'S SNACK TIME! CHOOSE YOUR OWN TASTY MORSALS:

"TASTY"............... ''TASTY''............... "TASTY"

''TASTY''............... ''TASTY"............... ''TASTY''
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NOW I KNOW WHY I DON'T FISH ANYMORE.
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FOR THOSE OF 'US' ('US' IS 'WE', QUEMO SABE.) WHO HAVE BLOGSPOT CAN LOOK AT VARIOUS BLOGS WHEN THEY ARE POSTED......HERE'S WHAT I FOUND BY RANDOM CHOICE:

'MOM & BUBBA'.............. 'SHOW BIZ'............... 'TIGER CAFE'

'DIFFERENT'............... 'NEW BLOGGER'.............. 'OOOOOPS'
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STILL HUNGRY? THE SNACK DID NOT FILL YOU UP? WELL, HAVE I GOT ANOTHER TREAT FOR YOU.
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THE LAST TIME MARS WAS THIS CLOSE TO EARTH WAS IN 57,617 B.C. (Before Catman?).......WOW, IT IS ONLY 34.65 MILLION MILES AWAY.............IF I LEAVE NOW, I'LL GET THERE BY___________________. MARS WAS THE GOD OF WAR IN ROMAN MYTHOLOGY...............AND ORSON WELLES USED MARTIANS TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE....
BUT WHAT IF 'THEY' ARE WATCHING 'US' (ME AND YOU, QUEMO SABE.)?................ HERE THEY COME!!
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.....AND THE BEAT GOES ON..........................GEOGHAN, CHILD ABUSER AND DRUCE, THE ABUSERS FINAL ABUSER.....ARE CAUSING MORE RUMBLINGS IN THE MASS. (as in 'state' and not what Geoghan used 'to say') PRISON SYSTEM.

ALSO SERVING WELL DESERVED TIME FOR CHILD ABUSE ARE
TWO MORE 'DEFROCKED' priests, KELVIN IGUABITA AND RONALD J. PAQUIN. THESE 2 FUCK HEADS HAVE ASKED TO BE PUT IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY TO AVOID BECOMING VICTIMS OF OTHER PRISON EXECUTIONERS. PROTECTIVE CUSTODY IS TOO GOOD FOR THESE 2 JERK-OFFS.....SEND THEM HERE!!
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WELL, GEORGE, THIS WILL BE ANOTHER FINE MESSY THING YOU'VE GOTTEN US INTO! AND REPUBLICANS ARE NOT SLEEPING WITH BIG BUSINESS.......MY ASS!

GEORGE HAS EXEMPTED THOUSANDS (FUCK!) OF OLD POWER PLANTS, REFINERIES AND FACTORIES FROM HAVING TO INSTALL COSTLY CLEAR AIR CONTROLS WHEN THEY MODERNIZE WITH NEW EQUIPMENT THAT IMPROVES EFFICIENCY BUT INCREASES POLLUTION. GEORGE, I HOPE YOUR LUNGS ARE THE FIRST TO GO. IS THERE AN OXYMORON (OF SORTS, HERE?) !!
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SOUTHSIDE OF CHICAGO: A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF A SOUTHSIDE AUTO PARTS COMPANY WENT TO WORK WITH A GUN AND BLEW AWAY 6 PEOPLE AND GOT SHOT TO DEATH HIMSELF, EITHER BY A SELF INFLICTED SHOT OR BY A COPS BULLET. AND 'YOU' THINK OTHER COUNTIRES HAVE A VIOLENT SOCIETY? .................................SOUTHSIDE OF CHICAGO...
REMEMBER WHEN?
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A NEW KIND OF SPAM..............one of my e-mail accounts got
got this bullshit thing from a camel jockey named MOHAMMED ABACHA......WHO CLAIMS HIS FAMILY'S FORTUNE HAS BEEN TIED BY A SECURITY COMPANY IN NIGERIA.....BLAH....BLAH....BLAH....AND I NEED YOUR HELP (SINCE I AM UNDER HOUSE ARREST IN NIGERIA) AND I WANT YOU TO CONTACT MY ATTORNEY TO ''ARRANGE FOR YOU'' TO GET ONE OF THE SECURITY BOXES AND I'LL GIVE YOU 20% FOR BEING SUCH A 'GOOD JOE'. RIGHT, ALI BABBA! ON AND ON IT GOES....SCAM....SCAM....SCRAM!............. READ ALL ABOUT IT!!
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ALABAMA! SWEET HOME................THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
ARE NOW GONE (CAN I GO COVET NOW?)......................BUILDING MAINTENANCE WORKERS AT THE CAPITOL, REMOVED THE CONTROVERSIAL TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT FROM VIEW IN THE STATE'S
JUDICIAL BUILDING...............I AM SURE THAT THE 'ROLLERS'
WILL REALLY ROLL OVER THIS. BUT BEWARE, SOMEONE IS PISSED OFF!!
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THE LATEST IN MEDICAL SCIENCE.............PERHAPS WITH A LTTLE BIT OF HELP FROM 'HERSHEY'? A 'STUDY' (CONDUCTED BY WILLIE WONKA AND STAFF?) HAS CONCLUDED THAT EATING A BIT OF DARK CHOCOLATE EVERY DAY WILL LOWER YOUR BLOODPRESSURE........................ANOTHER 'BLOOD PRESSURE'
FAIRY TALE LANDS ON THE SCENE.

HOW MANY CLAIMS ARE THERE THAT PROMISE LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE IF YOU EAT THIS AND THAT COMBINED WITH THAT OTHER STUFF...................I EVEN HEARD THAT IF YOU WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS THAT IT TOO WILL LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE....NOW YOU ALL GO TRY IT.....AND I'LL KEEP TAKING MY MEDS!

BUT IF YOU INSIST ON THE CHOCOLATE PLAN (FOR BLOOD PRESSURE OR A WAY TO RATIONALIZE EATING MORE?), GO FOR IT!!
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TIME TO CALL IT A DAY.............................."HEY, A DAY!"

UNTIL WE CALL IT TOMORROW......."HEY, TOMORROW!"

and tomorrow will become today and then yesterday will be the day that DEEDEE died..................................amen
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

"kurnau" (Finnish) Wow, "JC" Kitty doesn't shout.
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GEORGE, YOU LITTLE DEVIL

SAY 'HI', QUEMO SABE.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2003

TUESDAY (Tuesday Weld was a fox!)........

Tuesday Weld was a fox!
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THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE...........................'blogs' should be entertaining for people to read..............and I am having fun (despite the computer crash.....having fun is also searching for web sites of "interest" to one and all).........................ALSO ALONG THE WAY, 'THEY' SHOULD MAKE PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THINGS IN THE NEWS, REGARDLESS OF THE (MY PERSONAL) BIASES.....the key word would be "THINK"...........................AND AWAY WE GO>>>>>>>>!!
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''THE GOOD''...............'"THE BAD"...............''THE UGLY''
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FARM CHORES................I GUESS WE ("WE", QUEMO SABE, IS WHO HAVE SHARES OF THE ''MINNESOTA DITCH'' WATER) ARE NOW FACING 'NO MORE WATER IN THE DITCH' TIME...........WE BARELY HAVE A TRICKLE. OUR WESTERN NEIGHBOR HAS TOLD US TO TAKE THE TRINKLE, AS IT DOES HIM DO GOOD FOR 'FLOODING' HIS HAY FIELDS...............I HAVE 2 SMALL PUMPS IN THE MAIN BOX AND THEY HAVE A GOOD FLOW FOR OUR GARDENS.....THE ORCHARD, I'M NOT SURE...JUST HOPE THE TRICKLE KEEPS FLOWING......OTHERWISE, I WILL PUT THE 150 (8 POUNDS PER GALLON) GALLON PLASTIC 'WATER JUG' ON THE BACK OF THE TRUCK AT GO 'BUY' WATER (IN TOWN) AT 50 CENTS PER 50 GALLONS FOR OUR GARDEN WATERING.
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'WHAT'S NEW, MICHAEL?'
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"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing a lion." **Fernand Mery, French writer--'THE LITERARY CAT'
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ARE YOU HUNGRY? WELL, LET'S EAT! YOUR CHOICE OF 'GOOD EATS'>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'

'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'
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"HELLO!!!!"
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SPEAKING OF BLOG SITES.....''HELP!!"
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GUESS I SHOULDN'T APPEAR TO 'PICK ON' A BLOG SITE...BUT DO I CARE............THE MAn EXPLAINS
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MORE ON THE BUDGET DEFICIT (THE FEDERAL BUDGET, NOT CALIFORNIA'S OR WHAT EVER STATE YOU LIVE IN) AND DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW?

HAVING WORKED FOR 1 YEAR (I WAS CRAZY WITH DISBELIEF AT THE YEAR'S END) FOR A MAJOR COUNTY IN CALIFORNIA, I CONCLUDED THAT THE FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY/KNOWLEDGE/ETC.
OF GOVERNMENT (CITY, COUNTY, STATE, FEDERAL, WORLD) EMPLOYEES IS VIRTUELY NIL...............SO, GEORGE, YOU AND YOUR PEERS AND THE PEERS AT LOWER GOVERNMENT LEVELS, DON'T KNOW YOUR ASS FROM A WHOLE IN THE GROUND ABOUT FINANCE AND THE WAY MANY MANY BIG CORPORATIONS ARE GOING BANKRUPT, I TRULY WONDER WHO DOES HAVE FISCAL SAVY.......................REVIEW
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AS OF THIS DAY, 278 AMERICAN SONS AND DAUGHTERS HAVE DIED IN IRAQ, GEORGE............................THE REAL FUCKED UP PIECE OF DATA IS THAT OF THE 278, 103 HAVE DIED FROM NON HOSTILE ACTION.............MAY THEY REST IN PEACE....BUT HOW DO WE WIN ''A WAR'' IF OUR SOLDIERS ARE SO FUCKING CARELESS?

OBVIOUSLY, THE 278 DEATHS ARE NOT ENOUGH......... AND THE THOUGHT WAS?.........................
...............................AND WHO COUNTS THE THE CIVILIAN CASUALTIES?
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'WE NEED A PRETTY GIRL ABOUT NOW'
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BE NICE, GEORGE.........................WHAT THE FUCK IS A ''COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE"? GEORGE, SINCE THIS IS PART OF YOUR "NEW AND IMPROVED" PLATFORM (13 STEPS TO THE TOP?), WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I GUESS IT MEANS YOU WILL NOW TOSS MONEY IN A POOR MAN'S CUP.......BUT JUST A PENNY.....

INTERESTING WORD compassion .
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AND TO BE A TRUE/BLUE NEWSY PERSON, I MUST TAKE A CURRENT LOOK AND THE CALIFORNIA RECALL BULLSHIT.............'IT' IS THE LAUGHING/PUN STOCK OF THE WORLD! "A circus for for the fruit and nut state." "Conan the candidate." "King Arnie--How an Austrian is conquering America's politics." "A farcical race for California's hot seat." "My thoughts exactly."
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FORMER, KICKED OUT ON HIS ASS, CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTOR AND NOW DEAD, PRIEST, JOHN GEOGHAN IS SORT OF IN THE NEWS....AT LEAST HIS 'WHACKER', JOSEPH DRUCE IS...........I FIND THE 'KILLING' TO BE INTERESTING AND SHOULD BE 'CONSIDERED' BY ALL ASSHOLE PRIESTS THAT MOLEST.................IS WHAT DRUCE DID A POSSIBLE DETERRENT?
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FROM A NEW NEWS SOURCE: A FATHER AND SON DRIVE BY KILLING!
A 50 YEAR OLD FATHER AND HIS 24 YEAR OLD SON HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR THE MURDER OF A MAN AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT...............WHAT A WASTE...ALL OVER A 'FEUD'...
BE A GOOD FATHER AND SON...................................
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A PRIVATE SPACE AGENCY???? WELL, AS WE PREVIOUS MENTIONED, GOVERNMENT RUN ENTITIES SUCK BECAUSE OF THE
'GOVERNMENT' EMPLOYEES WHO RUN THEN..............SEVERAL FOLKS AROUND THE GLOBE WOULD LIKE TO FLY TO THE MOON AND BEYOND (.....SHIT, WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK, WHEN I NEED HIM.....TO GIVE ONE OF HIS CLASSIC SPEECHES)...... 'THEY' ARE BUYING UP 'USED' SPACE SHIT FOR FUTURE FLIGHTS??.................HMMMMM...........INDEPENDENTS......LIKE HANS SOLO? I HAVE A TRAINING FILM !
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WHAT'S UP, MY FRIEND?
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IF NOBODY 'LOVES ME', MAYBE I CAN GET SOME HATE MAIL ??
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HEY, GANG, WHAT TIME IS IT?

"HOWDY DOODY TIME?"

FUCK NO......................

IT'S TIME TO SAY, GOOD NIGHT ''JC'' KITTY.

"meo-meo" (Vietnamese)
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SAY, GEORGE
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Monday, August 25, 2003

FATS DOMINO'S BLUE DAY AND I DON'T MEAN THE HILL....





''THE GOOD''..........''THE BAD''..........''THE UGLY''
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PLEASANT DAY................EXCEPT I WOKE UP REALIZING THAT I DID NOT GO TO THE STORE YESTERDAY, THUS I HAVE NO COFFEE IN THE HOUSE............I ONLY DRINK INSTANT (ONE HEAPING CUP IN THE A.M.)......TO FUCK AROUND WITH A COFFEE MAKER ISN'T MY 'CUP OF TEA'.........................

DID SOME EARLY OUTSIDE CHORES.....IT'S 'WE GET THE DITCH WATER MONDAY' AND THERE WAS NO FLOOD.....I HAD OPENED THE MAIN GATE LAST NIGHT................GOOD NEWS IS, WHAT WATER WE HAD 'STORED' ABOVE GROUND (IN VARIOUS 150-300 GALLON TANKS) LASTED THE WHOLE WEEK AND VERY LITTLE 'TAP' WATER WAS USED FOR OUTSIDE WATERING; EXCEPT FOR SAMMY SOSA AND BILLYBOB'S WATER TROUGH.......WATER...WATER...WATER..ALWAYS AN ISSUE WHEN YOU LIVE 'WHERE MAN' DECIDED TO CULTIVATE THE DESERT (5-6 THOUSAND FOOT HIGH MOUNTAIN DESERT) A FEW YEARS BACK; I SUSPECT THAT LONG AFTER MY ASHES ARE SPREAD ATOP 'LANDS END' (A 10,000 FOOT HIGH MOUNTAIN THAT I CAN LOOK AT RIGHT NOW), THE DESERT WILL RECLAIM THIS, ''THE GRAND VALLEY''.........AND THAT WAS THE 'OLD FARMER'S' REPORT FOR TODAY, DEDICATED TO TIGER.
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I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING THE ''LINK'' GAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO CONTINUE AND WILL PROBABLY EVEN EXPAND......................OLDCATMAN'S NEWS AND VIEWS ARE GOOD READING AND 'EDUCATIONAL'
BUT I THINK BLOGS SHOULD ALSO 'ENTERTAIN' A BIT TOO.

AND WITH THAT, TODAY'S LINK GAME: YOU ARE STUCK IN A ROOM FOR AN INDEFINITE LENGTH OF TIME AND YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT (BESIDES FOOD AND A 'JOHN') IS A TELEVISION THAT HAS ONLY 6 CHANNELS, EACH DEDICATED TO ONLY ONE TV SHOW (A MARATHON OF SORTS) ------YOU PICK YOUR STATION:

CHANNEL 5...............CHANNEL 2...............CHANNEL 3

CHANNEL 6...............CHANNEL 4...............CHANNEL 7
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YESTERDAY'S BRAIN FARTS DID A 'BIT' ON THE INCREASED USE OF CHEESE PER CAPITA....FROM 6 POUNDS IN THE 40'S TO 30 POUNDS TODAY..........LO AND BEHOLD I FOUND A 'CHEESE BLOG'
DONE DELECTABLY BY LEEANN AT TIGER'SBLOG (AND HE GETS 2 LINKS FROM ME IN 1 DAY!)............
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.............an interlude.........................
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A SPECIAL GIFT FOR MY republican WOMEN FRIENDS........................(who ever you are?)
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THE NEWS AND VIEWS................................................:

THE CALIFORNIA RECALL IS STILL FRONT PAGE CRAP: ARNOLD IS SLIPPING IN THE POLLS.........OF THOSE LIKELY TO VOTE, ARNOLD HAS 22% AND THE HOMEY, CRUZ, HAS 35% (AND OF THE 35% ONLY 3% CAN SPEAK ENGLISH.........AW...........) AND ANOTHER 25% FAVOR 'THE OTHER' (OUT OF A POSSIBLE, 135)
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES..............WELL, ARNOLD, YOU'D BETTER START RUNNING HARDER.
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JOSEPH DRUCE....HERO OR VILLIAN..............JOE IS THE INMATE WHO WHACKED [OH.....YEAH!] CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTOR, JOHN GEOGHAN (THE DEFROCKED PRIEST, DUMMY) AND, WELL, GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD..WHATEVER...............I UNDERSTAND THAT THE POPE IS NOT COMING TO THE FUNERAL AND THE DEVIL WELCOMED EX-FATHER JOHN WITH A PERPETUAL-MOTION ANAL PROBE VIBRATOR; YEP, THAT'S WHAT HELL IS ALL ABOUT, JOHN.
..........there is help.
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A LITTLE BIT OF SPORTS....BASEBALL............THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES...............I USE TO UMPIRE LITTLE LEAGUE AND IN THE GAMES MY SON'S PLAYED IN.........WRONG.....DAD'S OF THE WORLD, DO NOT UMPIRE GAMES THAT YOUR 'STARS' PLAY IN!!! ANYWAY, THE JAPANESE TEAM KICKED BUTT OVER THE US TEAM (FROM FLORIDA)...THE SCORE WAS 10-1.

NOW THESE PLAYERS ARE ALL UNDER THE AGE OF 12, SO YOU CAN VISUALIZE THE AVERAGE SIZE OF THESE LITTLE DUDES...AND SOMETIMES AT THIS LEVEL OF BASEBALL, 'SIZE DOES MATTER'..............THE HERO FOR THE JAPANESE TEAM IS 12 YEAR OLD YUUTARO TANAKA, WHO PITCHED AND HIT HIS TEAM TO VICTORY.........YOUNG TANAKA IS 5'5'' AND WEIGHS 181 POUNDS (THEY HAVE MCDONALD'S IN JAPAN!)....NEEDLESS TO SAY HE IS A REAL MONSTEROUS KID!
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------------------------THE DAILY DOUBLE-------------------------
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ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE HAS LISTED THEIR TOP 100 GUITAR PLAYERS OF ALL TIME...................COULD THERE BE ANY DOUBT THAT JIMI WOULD NOT BE NUMBER ONE? WHEN HE WAS ALIVE MANY MOONS AGO, HE ALWAYS RANKED AS THE NUMBER 1 GUITAR PLAYER.....EVEN IN THE SOPHISTICATED (AT THE TIME) PLAYBOY TOP MUSICIANS OF THE WORLD POLL...................PEACE, JIMI HENDRICKS...............
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WITH THAT ALWAYS COURTEOUS BOW, THE GEISHA ASKED, "MAY I SEE YOUR ID, PLEASE? JAPAN IS LAUNCHING THEIR NATIONAL ID SYSTEM (BIG SUMO BROTHER, IS WATCHING!)....WHY???????? IT HAS BEEN A SUGGESTED PLAN IN MANY COUNTIRES, INCLUDING THE 'US OF A'. I SUSPECT IT WOULD/WILL BE A BOON TO THE 'FAKE ID' BUSINESS.............
''may I see your ID, please?
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ANOTHER NEW LINK-GAME!!!!

THIS IS A WORD ASSOCIATION GAME..............A WORD WILL BE GIVEN AND IT WILL LINK TO A LINK THAT RELATES TO THE WORD.........YOU CAN GUESS YOURSELF WHAT THE LINK COULD BE OR JUST 'GIVE UP' FROM THE START......TWEAK YOUR MIND!

RED...............WHITE...............BLUE

ORANGE...............GREEN................BLACK
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CAUGHT ANOTHER NEW BLOG OFF OF THE BLOGSPOT 'JUST PUBLISHED' LIST THIS A.M...............IN THE FIRST 'ENTRY' THE BLOGGER TALKS ABOUT SHAVING HIS HEAD BALD...AND I HAVEN'T HAD A HAIR CUT IN 10 PLUS YEARS.............OH WELL, HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW..................CHECK OUT MORANN.
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WELL, KIDS,WE(WHO'S 'WE', QUEMO SABE?) REALLY FUCKED YOUR FUTURE UP!!! FINANCIAL GURUS WARN THAT TAX CUTS AND CURRENT ECONOMIC (ARE YOU LISTENING, GEORGE?) POLICIES MAY ADD AS MUCH AS $6 TRILLION (HOW MANY FUCKING 0'S IS THAT?) TO THE NATIONAL DEBT IN THE NEXT DECADE............................HOLY SHIT....................BUT AT LEAST THERE WILL BE HOPE..............
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AND DO YOU/WOULD YOU BELIEVE: Visitors to a statue of the Virgin Mary at a church near Youngstown, Ohio, say they can see her eyes glowing.......................Residents of a village in southern India say that when they look at the pattern of moles on a child here, they can see an Islamic prayer............................GEORGE discusses his economic policy and says he can see "long term growth and prosperity.".............................. AND I SEE...........
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''IN A CAT'S EYES, ALL THINGS BELONG TO CATS.''****ENGLISH PROVERB.....''THE LITERARY CAT"
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT.....ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BUNCH OF BRAIN FARTS................AW, HELL, I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM!

GOT TO GET BACK TO 'MY RECOLLECTIONS', AS I ENJOYED PROBING THE WINDMILLS OF MY MIND.........................

good night ''jc'' kitty.

"nau" (Estonian, with 2 dots over the "a")
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''HEY, STUPID!"
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Sunday, August 24, 2003

TAKE ONE BRAIN FART A DAY; 3'S AN OVERDOSE!





XXX MARKS THE SPOT.......................
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''THE GOOD''

''THE BAD''

''THE UGLY"
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I TRIED....I REALLY DID.............DOING 2 OR THREE BRAIN FART SESSIONS HAS BECOME JUST A PASSING LARK FOR ME.................I LOSE MY PERSONAL EFFECTIVENESS BY DOING 3 A DAY................SO MUCH TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF "my loyal fan", IT'S BACK TO ONE GREAT BIG, GIGANTIC, HUGE, OVERWHELMING, MONSTEROUS AND ALL IN COMPASSING: brain fart..........................GET YOUR SMELLING (OR SMELLY) ORIFICE IUN WORKING ORDER, AS HERE SHE (FARTS ARE FEMALE?) GOES!!!!
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NEW GAME..............THIS IS A UNISEX GAME.........
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO THE GARDEN AND
PICK YOUR FAVORITE CROP!

GARDEN #3............GARDEN #6............GARDEN #4

GARDEN # 2............GARDEN #1............GARDEN #5
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"A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal." **Agnes Repplier, American essayist: "THE LITERARY CAT"
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NEWS AND VIEWS...........................

"SPARE THE ROD AND SPOIL THE CHILD" (Does that mean if you don't take a child fishing, the child will rot?)
thinks some dude named Stevy...he has invented the "B-stick" (Does the "B" stand for 'beat', 'brutilize'
'bang-up' or 'blister'?) for disciplining misbehaving children. The "B-stick" (Aw.....the "B" is for BASTARD!)
is shaped like a billy club, about a foot long and covered in a high-density fabric with a nonallergenic [got to have that!] soft filling, to give it about the consistency of a pin cushion. What the fuck, Stevey? Now I have one to discipline YOUR SORRY ASS!!
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WOW! DID I START SOMETHING???? WE ALL KNOW THAT IF I AM 63 THAT I WAS BORN IN 1940 (FUCKING HALF CENTURY AGO!!)....WELL IN 1940 THE AVERAGE CONSUMPTION OF CHEESE IN THIS COUNTRY WAS AN AVERAGE OF 6 POUNDS PER YEAR.........AND NOW, AND I DO EAT A LOT OF CHEESE (SO THAT I CAN ''CUT THE CHEESE'', AKA BRAIN FART), THE AVERAGE YEARLY CHEESE DOSE IS 30 POUNDS! MAIN CONTRIBUTORS TO THE INCREASE IS PIZZA AND THESE ASSHOLES!!
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HEY! SCIENTISTS NOW SAY (AGAIN AND AGAIN) THAT DRINKING WINE IS GREAT FOR YOUR HEALTH! THERE IS A 'MAGIC' SUBSTANCE IN RED WINE (IN PARTICULAR) CALLED 'RESVERATROL' THAT MAY JUST HAVE LIFE EXTENDING PROPERTIES. SCIENCE IS NOW TRYING TO ISOLATE THIS CRAP AS A LIFE EXTENDING
INDEPENDENT DRUG...............HURRY! HURRY! ....BUT UNTIL THE 'PILL' IS PERFECTED, THERE IS THE TRADITIONAL ALTERNATIVE.
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GUESS THEY HAD A PROBLEM AT A HOSPITAL WITH THAT NIGGER SNIPER (13 HITS, 10 KILLS) JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMAD.....HE WAS AT THE HOSPITAL FOR AN 'MRI' (OF THE HEAD...EMPTY, OF COURSE) WHEN HE GOT ROWDY AND UNCOOPERATIVE.............THE POLICE ESCORTS HAD TO USE A 'STUN GUN' TO CALM HIM DOWN..................YOU KNOW, JOHNNIE BOY, I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION FOR YOU.
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DONNIE RUMSFELD HAS COME UP WITH A BRAIN FART OF SORTS TO ''EASE THE MILITARY"...............HE WANTS TO HIRE CIVILIANS TO DO A LOT ON NON COMBAT JOBS THAT ARE CURRENTLY DONE BY MILITARY PERSONNEL.....................GEE, THAT MEANS THE ENEMY WILL HAVE MORE MILITARY PEOPLE TO KILL.....................A GUY JOINS THE ARMY TO PEEL POTATOES, GETS REPLACED BY A CIVILIAN POTATO PEELER, GOES TO THE 'FRONT LINES' (WHERE EVER THE FUCK THEY ARE IN IRAQ?) AND GETS HIS ASS KILLED!....................AND DOES THE TERM 'GOVERNMENT WORKER" (AKA CIVILIAN WORKER) SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU? HAVING WORKED WITH AND FOR THE 'GOVERNMENT' WITH THESE 'WORKERS', I QUICKLY CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR GOVERNMENT JOBS, THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IN THIS COUNTRY WOULD BE A MILE HIGH! THE PRIVATE SECTOR WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THE 'government worker' mentality (my 90%ers!!)....................ANYWAY, DON, HERE'S SOME THOUGHTS..............
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I AM CONFUSED??????????????????????? THE 'BOYS' IN IRAQ ANNOUNCED THAT THEY HAVE CAPTURED ONE OF SADDAM'S TOP 'EVIL DOERS'.....THE INFAMOUS, QUASI CARTOON CHARACTER NAMESAKE,
''CHEMICAL ALI''..........DIDN'T HE WRASTLE HULK HOGAN FOR THE TITLE ONCE? THIS CAPTURE OCCURRED ON OR ABOUT 082103.............BUT......BUT.....BUT.....BUT...BUT????????????
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AGAIN AND AGAIN, REMINDERS OF ''GETTING OLD''......A BIG FAVORITE OF MINE, WHEN I TRULY ENJOYED 'TEAM' BASEBALL (AS OPPOSED TO THE CURRENT 'FREE AGENCY' BASEBALL) HAS DIED....HE WAS ONLY 57 (VERSUS 63)...............BOBBY BONDS LOST HIS BATTLE WITH CANCER..................NOT A REAL BIG FAN OF HIS SON, BARRY, BUT LOSING YOUR 'DAD' IS NOT PLEASANT..................AMEN, BOBBY.
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..........XXX MARKS THE SPOT........................
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WELL, THIS 'ONE DOSE' HAS DONE WONDERS FOR ME..........SO MUCH MORE CONTROL OVER MY THOUGHTS AND OUTPUT...........OH, I MAY SNEAK IN A MID DAY fart NOW AND THEN.........BUT THE 'LARGE, ETC' BRAIN FART IS HERE TO STAY!!!!!!!
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SUNNY-D AND DEEDEE SEEM TO BE OK...A BIT MORE PERKIER THAN YESTERDAY............

AND YES, SUSIE THE CAT FISH IS PERKIER TOO! AFTER TIGER DIED, I HAD DEEP CONCERNS ABOUT THE HEALTH OF SUSIE.............

SO...........................

GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

"miyau" (Hebrew)
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I'M BACK, GEORGE!

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Saturday, August 23, 2003

LATE AT NIGHT.......................11:15 PM



''THE GOOD''

''THE BAD''

''THE UGLY''
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I HAVE HEARD OF PEOPLE SPENDING THEIR DAY ''DOWN'' BUT I JUST SPENT THE DAY ''DOWNLOADING''....and getting "loaded"..damn, what plays on words!

I figured since the ''system'' is pretty much empty (history gone) this would be a good time to upgrade my Imac's OS 8.5 (old old Imac) up one notch to 8.6, which opens up a whole new range of other downloads that I can get, including the modem update I also installed today...are ''things'' better....I don't know yet.

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I have been watching Sunny-D and DeeDee real close today as I think they are a bit under the weather too...........Blakkie is resting in peace on my spirtual altar.............
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I ONLY HAVE ONE NEWS/VIEWSY ITEM TO GET INTO.......EVEN THOUGH THE FUCKING WAR IN IRAQ IS STILL KILLING PEOPLE AND THE ASSES ARE GETTING BIGGER IN THE CALIFORNIA RECALL BULL SHIT.

I HAVE THE GREATEST RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE (AS I DISCUSSED EARLIER) BUT THERE ARE SOME DEATHS THAT ARE PROBABLY WORTH celebrating, FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD:
The defrocked (does that mean cutting his balls off?) priest, John Geoghan one of the child abuse terrorists from those hell on earth churchs of the Boston Archdiocese.

Gee, I get to use one of my favorite words: THE PRICK WAS WHACKED IN PRISON AND DIED IN A LOCAL HOSPITAL............

................. GEOGHAN IS SO FUCKING DESERVING OF HIS FATE!
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"Cats everywhere asleep on the shelves like motorized bookends".
****Audrey Thomas, American/Canadian, writer "THE LITERARY CAT"
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THE BLOG-LINK DATING SHOW!!!!!

LADIES, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU (NO GAY GUY'S PLEASE!)!

LADIES, PICK THE RIGHT BEDROOM AND ENJOY.OR WHATEVER:

BEDROOM #3............ BEDROOM #5............BEDROOM #2

BEDROOM #1............BEDROOM #6............BEDROOM #4
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VERY TIRED AND COMPUTERED OUT............

THANKS MAIZZY
FOR COMMUNICATING WITH MY DENVERITE SON AFTER THE CRASH OF ''03''.......................

YEAH, I GET UPSET....YOU KNOW, THE ITALIAN WAY............BUT CONSIDERING WHAT I LOST IN HISTORY....A LESSION LEARNED: EITHER HAVE ALL OF YOUR HISTORY SAVED ON DISKS OR A ON LINE STORAGE SYSTEM...................
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.........

meow
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SLEEP EASY TONIGHT, GEORGE.
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THE NEXT, POST................1PM



THOUGHT I WOULD SNEAK IN A LINE OR 2 TAKING A BREAK FROM RE-CREATING MY FILES (STILL A CHANCE THAT THE IMAC GUY MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND MY HISTORY...).

ACTUALLY, I PULLED OUT MY WATER PIPE AND I SMOKED A FEW FOR BLAKKIE........................Go ahead, fuck with that rationalization..............OR WOULD YOU RATHER GO SIP ON WINE?

So, somehwere between the pipe occurences and my re-creating files chore, I had a very interesting brain fart that involves ONE'S EMOTIONAL PRIORITIES.

On THURSDAY my computer crashed and burned and there is one chance in hell that the IMAC guy can extract my lost or gone 6 years of collecting "interesting information" off the internet.....THIS LOSS HIT ME HARD, emotionally.

THIS MORNING one of my 3 chicks dies.......Blakkie....THIS LOSS HIT ME HARD, emotionally.

My mind is at rest over these events and they are prioritized somewhere in the wind mills of my mind...

The loss of BLAKKIE...."just a chicken": I am having a bigger emotional thingy over this death than I am over the loss of all my information.

Looking at these 2 emotional choices: Does the choice you make tell you what kind of person you are?

Blakkie's death bothers me more: Is this because living creatures are more important to me than material things?

Yes.

However, if the loss of the data was kicking you around more emotionally than the death: This would mean that material things are more important to you than living creatures.

Yes.

THEN THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THAT NEITHER EVENT EFFECTS THEM EMOTIONALLY...............poor bastards!

..............thoughts from a researching and pipe smoking, OLDCATMAN.

I am so fucking tired of hearing Arnold voice: "I'LL BE BACK.''........................so instead of saying 'it' I will say, stay tuned for more.........................

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, 2003...amen.. (10AM)



Life proceeds and is never shy
As another love has to die.
Blakkie passed early on this day;
'His' spirit now will forever stay.

Ode to Blakkie (082303).............Oldcatman

amen

Thursday, August 21, 2003

THE EVENING EDITION: Evening farts are fun too!


''THE GOOD"

''THE BAD"

''THE UGLY''
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LONG PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE...............THE CAUSE BEING THE MAIN FEEDING OF THE CHICKENS, A SNACK AND WATER FILL FOR BILLYBOB AND SAMMY SOSA (OUR HORSES, FOOL!)..............AND FEEDING THE CHICKS, SUNNY-D, BLAKKIE AND DEEDEE.........OH YEAH, ''JC'' KITTY AND PEP'PURR GOT THEIR EVENING MEAT..................THEN THERE IS SUE-SUE, THE DOG WHO DOES NOT LIKE ME TO LEAVE IN THE TRUCK.............SO SHE RUNS (A VERY ROAD WISE DOG; I HAVE SEEN HER LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD) AFTER ME. ON THE WAY HOME FROM TOWN (AND ABOUT A MILE FROM HOME), I SEE THIS TAN/BLOND ANIMAL SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD....SUE-SUE! 100'S OF TRUCKS COME AND GO BUT SHE KNOWS MY TRUCK! SO THE HITCH HIKING DOG HOPS IN FOR THE RIDE HOME........DAMN, I LOVE BEING OWNED BY ANIMALS.
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FAMILY BUSINESS: MY SISTER GOT HOME THIS AFTERNOON AND I GUESS SHE HAD A GOOD TIME.....SHE DROPPED $400 IN BLACKHAWK AS HER PENANCE TO THE GAMBLING gods.

BIG FAMILY NEWS: MY DENVERITE SON JUST STARTED HIS OWN BLOG...........I THINK HE WILL BE A BIT MORE ''RESERVED'' THAN HIS OLD MAN THE OLDCATMAN (A TONGUE TWISTER??) BUT HIS FIRST POST IS REALLY WELL WRITTEN....AND PLEASE NOTE HIS COMMENTS ON "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"...SOUND FAMILIAR? VISIT HIM.......................
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"If he had asked to have the door opened, and was eager to go out, he always went deliberately; I can see him now, standing on the sill, looking about at the sky as if he was thinking whether it were worth while to take an umbrella."
****Margaret Benson, English writer: "THE LITERARY CAT".

***********************MY COMPUTER CRASHED AT THIS MOMENT AND I AM STILL EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTIES.....MY SITE HAS SEEMED TO LOSE EVERYTHING..BUT THE FRAME.

OLDCATMAN (oldcatman@worldnet.att.net)

THE EARLY EDITION: Early farts are fun!



WELL, GOOD MORNING (SORT OF).... WHEN I STARTED ''PREPPING" (BAD WORD FOR HOSPITAL PATIENTS, AS IT MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SURGERY AND 'THEY' ARE GOING TO SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR!!) FOR THE EARLY EDITION, THEN I HAD TO DO EARLY MORNING FARM CHORES AND NOW I AM BACK TO FART OUT THE EARLY EDITION. (Aren't you just thrilled!)
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I have previously said that now that I can "LINK" I will do you creative fun things......................and thus:

THE BLOG-LINK DATING SHOW!!!!

THE PREMIER BLOG-LINK DATING SHOW IS FOR THE GUYS (UNLESS YOU ARE A LESBIAN, AND THAT'S OK!) AND THE LADIES WILL BE NEXT.

THE OBJECT, GUYS, IS TO PICK YOUR DREAM DATE FROM THE FOLLOWING 'BEDROOMS'...AS SIMPLE AS THAT!

GUYS, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FANTASY DATE!!!!!!!

BEDROOM #3..........BEDROOM #6..........BEDROOM #4

BEDROOM #1..........BEDROOM #2..........BEDROOM #5

NOW YOU CAN GO 'SMOKE A CIGARETTE' OR WHATEVER, MR. HAIRY HAND!
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I HAVE OFTEN MENTIONED ''MY SUPER WOMEN": I HAVE A LIST OF WOMEN WHO I CONSIDER TO BE SUPER; FROM INTELLECT, PHYSICAL APPEARANCE,
SEX APPEAL AND SOMEBODY THAT I'D LIKE TO MEET AND/OR BE WITH FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE REASONS.

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS LADY IS NO LONGER WITH US...DIED TOO FUCKING YOUNG BUT SHE WAS THERE DURING MY HARDCORE "DRUGS, SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL YEARS.........................I STILL LOVE YOU, JANIS............................Amen
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SEGWAY FROM SONG TO POETRY: Since I may appear to be a bit eccentric, crazy, different OR a 63 year old
Indigo Person I am drawn to a poet who was the same, if not more so, EZRA POUND.

AN IMMORALITY:

Sing we for love and idleness,
Naught else is worth the having.

Though I have been in many a land,
There is naught else in living.

And I would rather have my sweet,
Though rose-leaves die of growing,

Than do high deeds in Hungary
To pass all men's believing.

BY EZRA POUND
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I DO NOT LIKE TO WASTE MONEY (MINE, YOUR'S, THE GOVERNMENT'S OR YOUR AUNT FANNY's) AND ONE OF MY MONEY SPENDING PEEVES HAS ALWAYS BEEN 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS........................until, I saw a documentary on the fireworks at Mt. Rushmore , ENJOY!

The natural setting and the great rock sculptures combine for a fireworks show that I'd like to see LIVE!

BUT THEN MY MEMORY KICKED BACK AND I REMEMBER GOING TO YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK EVERY SUMMER FOR VACATION (with Mom, Dad and Sister).

BACK "THEN", THERE WAS A NIGHTLY 'LIGHT' SHOW
THAT WAS 100% NATURAL IN CONTENT/MATERIALS USED.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE FIREFALL...................
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WELL, SOON TO BE AND HOPEFULLY, EARLY EDITION FANS.............THAT'S A WRAP!

"JC" KITTY IS ASLEEP.
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HI, GEORGE
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003

THE TRILOGY IS ALIVE AND WELL #1 OF 3





''THE GOOD''

''THE BAD''

''THE UGLY''
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OH NO! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, SOME TURKEY BRINGS UP THE 'CAPS' ISSUE AGAIN.

'IT' RESURFACED ITS UGLY FACE IN THE COMMENTS UNDER TIGER'S PERSONAL SMOKING ISSUE.

SOMEBODY NAMED FRANK GOT HIS BALLS (AND I GUESS HIS OLD LADY'S TITS IN A RINGER) IN AN UPROAR OVER MY CAPS...... ''SCREAMING''
HE SAID!

WELL, FRANK, LIKE YOUR NAME SAKE, "I'LL DO IT MY WAY"; IF
YOU CAN'T CRITIZE WHAT I CREATE, THEN DON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT MY writing in caps.
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SOME NEWS AND VIEWS:

***ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP EATING THE FATTY, CRAP-FOOD FOOD AND YOU WON'T GET HEARTBURN!

I ATE ONE OF THOSE 'TASTE LIKE DELIVERY' PIZZAS LAST NIGHT (FORGOT TO TAKE THE CARDBOARD DISC OFF BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY...) AND I GOT HEARTBURN.

THE POINT BEING: PRILOSEC (A HEART BURN DEBURNER) HAD SALES LAST YEAR OF $4.6 BILLION, WHICH IS ALMOST TWICE
THE PROFIT GENERATED BY MCDONALDS, WENDY'S, KFC, TACO BELL AND PIZZA HUT COMBINED......I SMELL, BESIDES THE GAG OF FAST FOOD, A CONSPIRACY? THESE FAST FOOD FOLKS CREATE THE HEART BURN AND PRILOSEC (AND THE LIKE) BUT 'IT' OUT. WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPEN TO ??????
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WE ARE GETTING UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH MARS.

THE RED PLANET WILL BE WITHIN 60,000 MILES OF EARTH ON 082703----A GOOD TIME FOR GEORGE TO SWING INTO ACTION! I SURE HE THINKS THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE RAY GUNS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! HE HAS ALREADY SENT A SMALL FORCE TO MARS TO RESOLVE THE RAY GUN ISSUE.

NICE WORK, GEORGE !!
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A NEW PRODUCT WAR! WART FREEZE OFF SHIT. ONE COMPANY IS SPENDING $9.8 MILLION IN ADVERTISING TO HOCK THEIR PRODUCT! WHY ARE WE SO VAIN? A LITTLE WART NEVER HURT ANYONE...UNLESS IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF YOUR NOSE............OR THE TIP OF ONE'S PENIS! THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE WARTS, IS TO ASK THESE GUYS.
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''IF ELECTED, I WILL NOT RAISE TAXES! I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY THAT I WILL PERSONALLY TAKE CARE OF 'IT' MYSELF!" ARNOLD YOU'RE FULL OF IT......NO HE REALLY DIDN'T SAY HE'D TAKE CARE OF IT, FOOL.

POOR GREY................IS THE CALIFORNIA DEFICIT HIS FAULT?

I DON'T KNOW...........GREY, BLAME IT ON GEORGE!
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"No heaven will not ever Heaven be
Unless my cats are there to welcome me."

****EPITAPH IN A PET CEMETARY....''THE LITERARY CAT".
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

"myau" (Russian)
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LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
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THE TRILOGY IS ALIVE AND WELL #2


RECOLLECTIONS NUMERAL DEUX:

During the Summer, between my fourth and fifth grades {can't calculate my age}, we (Mom, Dad and Sister) moved "to the country" (east side of San Jose and long before it became a fucking ghetto).

We bought (my Mom and Dad's first) a house on South White Road. which eventually became North White Road because the San Jose Planning Commission had their heads up their asses; the fucking 90%ers, were in my face already!

The property was about 1/8th of an acre and had many mature fruit and nut trees; including, 2 giant walnut trees, 1 giant pecan tree, a persimmon tree, a fig tree and the fruit trees that my dad soon planted.

The walnut trees started an annual family event.

We harvested all of the walnuts, using a long pole with a gaff-like hook
on it......hooking it over the limbs and shaking the shit out of the tree (they have a shaker machine that can do it now), bringing down the walnuts; we let them dry to a shelling state and then the event began.

We would sit at the dinning room table shelling walnuts hoping to get as many whole halves as we could (as opposed to broken pieces that brought less money), to be sold to a walnut dealer to offset the property tax.

Must not forget the persimmon tree...............yuk! I never did develope a taste for that funny little orangey colored fruit but my Dad loved them.........ever try to eat an unripened persimmon? They'll make you ''pucker up'' uncontrollably!

The yard was neatly landscaped with large cement blocks sectioning off different areas.................and the cement blocks presented one of my many adventures.

The spaces in the blocks became the homes of Black Widow spiders and Black Widow spider hunts with my Dad.

We'd go out at night with a couple of flashlights and a "Black Widow club" (a rolled up newspaper), stalking the infamous spider who waited, in their irregular web, for a bug meal to entangle itself..........My Dad should have put spider decals on the side of the car to show off the number of Black Widow kills.

The house only had 2 bedrooms but it was a neat place (as opposed to the 'box" we lived in on 14th Street).

My parents and sister (still a little one) lived in a front bedroom off the very large living room which led to a large kitchen and dining room; my bedroom was adjacent to the dining room. I don't remember where the bathroom was???? Maybe because I had my own door to the backyard and would go outside to pee.

The backyard bordered on, what became, a fantasy land for me:
a prune orchard that was so big that it would take almost an hour to reach the other side!

My treks thru the orchard were great adventures, as you could reach a point in the orchard where people and cilvilization did not exist!......But I was well protected with my lever action Daisy BB gun (with a wooden stock!)!
......the isolation was cool but often a bit spooky, regardless of how well armed I was.

Besides the 1000's of prune trees, there were random apple trees and I remember one that was gigantic, at least thru my fifth grader eyes!
I always wanted to climb up into it but the pudge that I was, prevented such physical activity. (Needless to say, during ripe prune season, diarrhea ruled!)

At the very end of the orchard was the 'prune yard' (where the prunes were processed and dried) and I hung out with the 2 brothers (around my age) who lived there.

A huge open barn was full of prune boxes stacked 20 feet high! ...And being 'young and adventurous', we took 2 x 4's (as supports and braces) and built a labyrinth of tunnels and rooms inside of the stacked boxes........we were not into tree houses.

We kept all kinds of shit in the main room-- all the comforts of home; including cigarettes (new, used and rolled up plain paper). It's a miracle that we didn't set the whole damn stack on fire! Were those the days, my friends........ah............no.

The friendship with the 2 brothers ended rather abruptly: One of them shot his BB gun at me but missed and instinctively, like Wyatt Earp, I fired my trusty Daisy back at him..............I clipped him in the leg ( the BB never penetrated his jeans!): End of the friendship and my adventures in the prune box rooms.

Then one very tragic day (I don't remember exactly when), the bulldozers came and the orchard, my fantasy land, started to crumble before my very eyes......a housing tract was coming!!!! And the fucking tracts kept coming and during those years the wonderful fruit orchards of the famous Santa Clara Valley (look it up!) succumbed to the "housing tract".

Without the orchard, living on White Road became a big pain in the ass!

peace




THE TRILOGY IS ALIVE AND WELL #3


WELL, THE 1,2,3 (ALL DAY) CRAP WORKED REASONABLY WELL, SO WE'LL DO IT ALL AGAIN!

I THINK THIS 'EARLY IN THE DAY' SESSION WILL END UP BEING THE 'BOWEL MOVEMENT' SECTION AND EVEN THOUGH IT IS TODAY'S FIRST ENTRY IT WILL BE TAGGED #3 SO THAT WHEN I FINISH 2 & 1, IT WILL.............OH HELL, YOU KNOW WHAT IT WILL DO!
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I DON'T REMEMBER IF HE WAS RAGGIN' OR RANTIN' BUT T I G E R 'DEFENDED' (WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A LAWYER?) HIS SMOKING HABITS AND I COMMENTED TO HIM THAT, AS A FORMER SMOKER, I WOULD NOT LECTURE HIM ON THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE EVILS OF SMOKING.

IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT I DO WEIRD SHIT BUT WHEN I QUIT SMOKING 25 PLUS YEARS AGO, I DID IT COLD TURKEY AND I STILL HAVE THE HALF A PACK OF PALL MALLS STASHED ON A SHELF IN A BAGGIE!

.............BUT HELL, A LITTLE LECTURE NEVER HURT ANYBODY!

''THE GOOD''

"THE BAD"

''THE UGLY''
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''JC'' KITTY LAYS NEXT TO MY KEYBOARD ABOUT 90% OF THE TIME WHEN I AM BRAIN FARTING AND HER ONLY CONTRIBUTION HAS GENERALLY BEEN HER GOODNIGHT "MEOW"..................WELL, SOMETIME DURING THE NIGHT (WHEN CAT'S LIKE TO PROWL), ''JC'' WENT ON LINE EXPLORING CAT STUFF.

ALL OF MY INDOOR ANIMALS (PRIMARILY MY CATS...AND THE FISH AND THE CHICKS AND SUE-SUE THE DOG {WHEN SHE'S IN THE MOOD TO BE A HOUSE DOG} ARE OFTEN SUBJECT TO SECOND HANG POT SMOKE.

MY OLD BIG GUY (THE INFAMOUS, JONES KITTY ) WOULD CRAWL IN A BAG AND 'WE' (THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIENDS) WOULD BLOW POT SMOKE INTO THE BAG.............CATS DO GET 'LOADED' AS JONES KITTY WOULD DO WEIRDER THAN USUAL CAT ANTICS AND HE WOULD GET THE DRY FOOD MUNCHIES! Amen, Jones Kitty.

BECAUSE OF THE SECOND HAND SMOKE, ''JC'' WANTS A TSHIRT FOR HER CASUAL WEAR.

THEN SHE WANTED TO POINT OUT WHAT CAN HAPPEN TO A CAT WHEN THEY GET STONED.

"JC" KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE MUNCHIES SO IN HER ULTIMATE CAT WISDOM SHE GRACIOUSLY FOUND ME A TREAT TO EAT .

AND FINALLY SHE POINTS OUT THAT CATS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR EONS (LOOK IT UP IN YOUR CROSSWORD PUZZLE DICTIONARY) AND THAT THEY CAN AND DO ''DOMINATE THE PEOPLE WORLD''................FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES, ''JC'' KITTY PRESENTS.

WELL, THANK YOU, ''JC" KITTY FOR YOUR MARVELOUS INSIGHTS AND DID YOU ALSO LEARN NEW WAYS TO SAY ''MEOW''????

"MIAO" (Italian)
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WELL, NOT BAD FOR AN EARLY DAY ''BOWEL MOVEMENT'' SEGMENT;
TO BE FOLLOWED BY MORE ''RECOLLECTIONS" AND THE ''NEWS AND VIEWS"...........LIKE TV NEWS STATION SAY: "MORE NEWS AT 10!"
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GEORGE, DID YOU SAY THAT??
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Tuesday, August 19, 2003

I'M GOING TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY..#3

KIND OF INTERESTING DOING BRAIN FARTS 3 DIFFERENT TIMES TODAY.........BUT THEY ARE COMING OUT SORT OF ASS BACKWARDS ON THE SITE..........WHY? I'LL FIGURE IT OUT..............WITH PERHAPS
MAIZZY'S ASSISTANCE...............
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ANYWAY THIS IS #3......FOLLOWED BY # 2......ENDING WITH #1,
IN THE SEQUENCE OF THINGS...............................
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''THE GOOD''

"THE BAD"

''THE UGLY"
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NEWS AND VIEWS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ALWAYS AMAZED AT SOME OF THE ''THINGS'' THAT MEN/WOMEN STUDY..............AND EACH STUDY IS DEEMED SO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO THE GOOD OF MAN........AND THE "STUDYERS"
BECOME OBSESSED WITH WHAT THEY ARE STUDYING.......ALL OF WHICH IS A STUDY OF ADDICTION, TO THE PARTICULAR STUDY....NOW STUDY THIS GOOD, THERE WILL BE A STUDY
TEST AT THE END OF #3 (MY ASS!)......

OH WELL, THE STUDY IN QUESTION: WHY DID MAN EVOLVE AWAY FROM MASSIVE BODY HAIR (EXCEPT FOR ROBIN WILLIAMS) BEFORE HE STARTED WEARING CLOTHES???..........DO I REALLY GIVE A SHIT? I'D RATHER WATCH ONE OF MY TOP 10 MOVIES OF ALL TIME THAN CONCERN MYSELF ABOUT IT:
QUEST FOR FIRE.
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GEORGE, REMEMBER THE weapons of mass destruction PROBLEM:
THE ORDER IS BACK IN EFFECT TO SHOOT DOWN AIRPLANES IN COLOMBIA ''THAT ARE SUSPECTED'' OF CARRYING DRUGS..........

""""120 DIE COLOMBIAN AIRLINER SHOT DOWN'''''''....no drugs were found in the reckage........LET THE MARIJUANA IN BUT KEEP THE COCAINE OUT!
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ANOTHER IRAQ CARD HAS BEEN PULLED FROM THE DECK! TAHA
YASSIN RAMADAN {IS HE A SECRET OWNER OF THE FAMOUS JUNK FOOD, 'TOP RAMEN'??...............OR A MUSLIM HOLIDAY NAMESAKE?} RAMADAN WAS SADDAM'S DICK CHENEY..............THE DECK KEEPS GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER BUT AT WHAT PRICE, GEORGE? TEEHEE-TAHA!!
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SABOTAGE..............SABOTAGE....................SABOTAGE....the word has a nice ring to it............SABOTAGE. ANYWAY, ''IT'' IS COSTING IRAQ BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.......................COSTING WHO? ULTIMATELY, THE GOOD OLD ''US OF A'' WILL FOOT THE BILL....RIGHT, GEORGE? BUT DOES ANYBODY IN
'DC' REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RAMPANT SPENDING WE (WHO'S ''WE'', QUEMO SABE?) DO..............AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST ANOTHER DROP IN THE THE BUCKET...
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LET'S GIVE 'THEM' AN ICY MIDDLE FINGER FLIP! ICELAND, WHO MANY PEOPLE MISTAKE FOR GREENLAND...IT IS THE LATTER THAT IS EXTRA BARREN AND COLD, WHILE THE FORMER IS THE POPULATED ONE.............WHO GIVES A SHIT.................THE ICELANDERS ARE STARTING UP WHALING AGAIN...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 14 YEARS......................'ALL FOR THE SAKE OF RESEARCH'....MY ASS............WELL, WE (THAT ''US'', QUEMO SABE) MUST SAVE THE WHALES........................
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THE RECALL SHIT IN CALIFORNIA IS GETTING HOT...........BUT WHO IS ON FIRST...............................................FOR A PICTORIAL VIEW GO TO OLDCATMANS FOTO PAGES.
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A THREE BAGGER....................WELL, I GOT TO 'THIRD BASE' ANYWAY...............AND THAT'S WHEN SHE SLAPPED ME....HEY!

NOW DON'T FORGET....AFTER YOU READ # 3 GO ON TO #2 AND FINISH WITH #1......ROUND AND ROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH THE MONKEY CHASE THE WEASEL.....................KIND OF INTERESTING DOING IT THIS WAY..........WE'LL SEE.
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SAY GOODNIGHT ''JC'' KITTY

MEOW.....MEOW.....MEOW
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I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH....
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I'M GOING TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY..#2



RECOLLECTIONS NUMERO UNO:

Considering that I have been kicking around on this old earth for 'nigh on to" 63 years, I thought it would be interesting to "RECALL" (If I may use that term, California?) my 63 years of living and do segments as BRAIN FARTS.................I have been a gastric fart person all of my life and now at 63 I have added brain farts to my repertoire of personal attributes (of which I have many............).

My earliest recollections are from the first grade thru the fourth grade--whatever age grouping that falls under.

We ("we", quemo sabe, was my Mom, Dad and Sister {the current and only one}) lived in a small 2 bedroom house at (and don't ask me why as I have detested remembering NUMBERS all of my life!) 208 North 14th Street, San Jose, California).

I remember a living room and behind it was a kitchen (with a little eating alcove), with my bedroom to the right, the bathroom in the middle, leading back to the front and my parent's bedroom , who shared it with my baby/baby sister (she was born while we lived there.).

The other meaningful memory of that era is: CATHOLIC SCHOOL:
Being taught exclusively by those ladies dressed in black (a bad habit?) who seemed to be more interested in brain washing us (who's 'us', quemo sabe?) about the Catholic religion that teaching us the infamous "3"Rs!!

I did look forward to "one of the Friday's of each month when we got to school early and did a communion thing;oh, goodie; after fasting all night, I get a doughy 'Necco Wafer' to suck on...and then.....and then: WE GOT A CINNAMON ROLL AND A CARTON OF MILK (tuition buys lots of stuff!) and then it was off to class.

And prior to this "special Friday" we had to "go to confession" to absolve ourselves of sin...how many sins does a first to fourth grader committ?

To "confess", we entered a bizarre little booth (a Houdini prop!) nestled against the inside wall of the church (we had one right on campus!) with a "mystery' priest greeting us on the other side of a screened off wall in the booth.

We 'confessed' all of our sins.....I use to make some up to make it all worth while.....he'd "fogive" me and depending on the "value" of the sins I would have to go to the altar and do penance.....and the higher the "value" the more 'Hail Mary's' and 'The Lord's Prayers' I 'd have to do....it was fun to watch my peers..just to see how long they were at the altar, thus, how 'sinful' they had been.

HOLY SHIT!!!! CONSIDERING WHAT THE WORLD KNOWS TODAY ABOUT SOME PRIESTS (and their habits), I WONDER IF ANY OF THESE 'PRIESTS' WERE MASTURBATING WHILE TAKING MY CONFESSION?

peace

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>># 1 FOLLOWS, WHICH IS ASS BACKWARDS.......BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I'M GOING TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY..#1

GOOD MORNING!!

Trying a new approach today, one that TIGER had "noted" in his first review of THE OLDCATMAN..............brain farting through the day(s) as opposed to one GIANT fart per day....so, here goes whatever!
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Speaking of Tiger, one of his posts this am came from CHERRY who shared an article relating to FARTS! Well, in deed! I thought it very apropos for me to take a look............since, yes since, I write BRAIN FARTS!

THE ARTCILE HAS TO DO WITH THE LUNACY OF GOVERNMENT.
APPLYING, WHAT AMOUNTS TO BE, A FART TAX ON LIVE STOCK TO BE ABLE TO DO RESEARCH ON WHAT SUCH ANIMAL EMISSIONS DO TO THE WORLD'S "GREENHOUSE" PHENOMENON.............72 CENTS PER COW AND 9 CENTS PER SHEEP.............LOOKING MY BRAIN FARTS BACK TO THE BEGINNING, 060103, I'D PROBABLY OWE AT LOT OF 'FART TAX' AND I'D BE SINGING THE FART TAX BLUES>!!
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AUGUST 18, 2003 WAS A BRAIN FARTING DAY FROM HELL! THE GOOD OLD INTERNET WAS STILL SLOWER THAN (YOU FILL IN THE BLANK)________________________ AND MY MODEM WAS FUCKING UP SO BADLY THAT I HAD TO RECONNECT EVERY OTHER ENTRY. I MAYBE FORCED TO DEAL WITH MY LOCAL PHO....modem disconnect...trying to reconnect....NE COMPANY AND god FORBID, AT & T..........I'D RATHER STICK BAMBOO STICKS UP MY FINGER NAILS AND LIGHT THEM! ...........THEN AFTER DEALING WITH THE 2 'TECHINCAL' FUCK UPS, WE HAD A HORRENDOUS LIGHTNING STORM AND SPORATIC BLACKOUTS (SURGE PROTECTORS ARE A FALLACY OF SORTS)..............SO, 'MY FRIENDS' I FIRED UP THE WATER PIPE AND SAID......................fuck it!

AND HERE WE ARE THE "MORNING AFTER" SEEING WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY.
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IN MY BACKGROUND, THE ''TODAY'' SHOW RUMBLES ON.....''MY LADY''
IS OFF THIS WEEK...........I GET THE TODAY SHOW TAPE DELAYED...IF IT'S 8AM DENVER TIME, I SEE THE TODAY SHOW AS OF 8AM NEW YORK TIME.................NBS DID INTERRUPT ''LIVE'' WITH THE ''IRAQ, BAD NEWS #2,456,123: THE UN HEAD QUARTERS IN BAGHDAD WAS HIT BY A HUGE CAR BOMB......................TRAGIC...HEY, GEORGE, REMEMBER THE TYPE OF WAR WE (WHO'S ''WE'', QUEMO SABE?) HAD IN VIETNAM AND ALSO REMEMBER: "I object to violence because it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.".... GANDHI.............................
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AND WITH THAT...................................

SEE YOU LATER ON, ''JC'' KITTY.

MEOW
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SMILE!
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Sunday, August 17, 2003

GROWL.....The Oldcatman is pissed off!!






''THE GOOD''

"THE BAD"

"THE UGLY"
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YEAH, I'M PISSED..............BETWEEN AN INTERNET THAT IS ALMOST AS SLOW AS THE POST OFFICE TO A MODEM DISCONNECT PROBLEM FROM HELL!

I RAN A REPAIR DISK THRU MY HARD DRIVE AND ALL IS WELL THERE!

RECHECKED ALL OF MY PHONES LINES, BOTH EXTERNAL AND INTERNAL...THEY SEEM FINE.

TO CALL AT & T AND HAVE THEM CHECK MY MODEM PHONE LINE
WOULD TAKE THE 15TH COMING OF christ.

FOR ALL OF THEM INVOLVED IN WHAT IS PISSING ME OFF I
HAVE THIS FOR YOU!!!!
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I HOPE YOU ALL DON'T MIND BUT I HAVE SOME FAMILY BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.

TODAY IS MY DENVERITE SON'S BIRTHDAY!!

BOB, YOUR GIFTS:

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

TO

YOU

..................MANY HAPPY RETURNS.
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"Because of our willingness to accept cats as superhuman creatures, they are the ideal animals with which to work creatively."
****RONI SCHOTTER, American writer.....................................'THE LITERARY CAT".
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BECAUSE THE FUCKING INTERNET (FOR ME ANYWAY) IS SLOWER THAN A TURTLE SHITTING ON THE MOON, I'M JUST GOING TO READ THE THE DENVER POST AS THE EVENING ROLLS ON.

FORMER POW JESSICA LYNCH IS GOING TO WED HER COLORADO BOYFRIEND......................HOW SWEET................NOT YOUR FAULT JESSICA, BUT I THINK GEORGE MADE AN 'UNCLE SAM' OUT OF YOU............

SINCE THE AIR FORCE ACADEMY IS IN COLORADO SPRINGS, WE GET A LOT OF WRITE UP ON THE SEXUAL ASSAULT PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON THERE.............IS IT 'SEXUAL ASSAULT' OR MAYBE ALL FLYBOYS ARE LOUSY LAYS AND THIS IS HOW THE FLYGIRLS GET EVEN? REALISTICALLY: WHY WERE WOMEN ALLOWED THE MILITARY IN THE FIRST PLACE......IT GETS LONELY IN FOX HOLES!

ARNOLD MAY GET A TIGHT RACE FROM THE CURRENT CALIFORNIA LT. GOVERNOR, CRUZ BUSTAMANTE...THE POLLS ARE CLOSE.................AND IF THEY'D DO THE POLL IN ESPANOL,
CRUZ WOULD BE A RUNAWAY! WITH CRUZ, IT WILL BE A TACO ON EVERY TABLE AS OPPOSED TO A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT! THE REST OF THE MOB OF CANDIDATES SCORED 1% OR LESS IN POPULARITY.............GARY COLEMAN SCORED NEGATIVE NUMBERS...........

A TRAGIC CAR WRECK IN TUCSON, ARIZONA...........2 TRUCKS COLLIDED IN AN INTER SECTION AND ONE OF THE TRUCK DRIVERS TOOK OFF AND JUMPED IN ANOTHER CAR..........WHEN THE COPS ARRIVED AND CHECKED THE TRUCKS: 'WHAT TO THEIR WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR' BUT 3 TONS OF MARIJUANA..........WHICH IS 6000 POUNDS,
WHICH IS 96,000 OUNCES, WHICH IS 2,688,000 GRAMS....THOSE """WERE"""THE DAYS, MY FRIENDS!

***************AND NOW, A BRIEF INTERLUDE...MORE NEWS WILL FOLLOW......................

............AND NOW BACK TO THE NEWS:

I HOPE TO HELL THAT HELL IS READY FOR AN UNCOMING RESIDENT............IDI AMIN IS DEAD AT 80............NOW SINCE I USE 'UNPOPULAR WORDS' WHEN THEY ARE TRULY JUSTIFIED.........THEN THE NIGGER AMIN IS DEAD.

THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE BULL SHIT IS CAUSING SOME TURMOIL IN COLORADO SCHOOLS...............ISN'T THE SIMPLEST SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM TO JUST REMOVE THE ''under god"
AND LET IT GO AT THAT?????????????????

DAMN, THE SUNDAY DENVER POST IS A BIG BIG NEWSPAPER WHICH I GUESS MOST SUNDAY EDITIONS ARE....I WONDER HOW MANY TREES IT TAKES TO MAKE THE PAPER THAT PRINTS ALL OF THE SUNDAY EDITIONS IN THE WORLD............ONE OF THE REASON WHY I HAVE TAKEN TO THE INTERNET FOR MY NEWS...BESIDES, YOU DON'T GET NEWSPAPER ''RESIN'' ON THE INTERNET.................ALL THOUGH, AT RECENT INTERNET SPEEDS, THE PAPER IS FASTER!

THE END OF THE NEWS WITH SOME VIEWS.
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NOW TO CALM THE SAVAGE BEASTS......PEACE.........
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GOT THE FARM TO MYSELF UNTIL MID WEEK....MY SISTER TOOK OFF FOR A CONCERT IN ASPEN, GAMBLING IN BLACKHAWK (ONE OF COLORADO'S PRIMARY GAMBLING TOWNS) AND THEN TO SEE HER SON'S NEW HOUSE..............................BESIDES HAVE 2 EXTRA CATS AND FISH TO FEED...........IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE 8 ACRES TO MYSELF....................
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"JC" KITTY IS STILL AILING A BIT.....................

ALL THE OTHER CRITTERS ARE JUST FINE............SUNNY-D, BLAKKIE AND DEEDEE ARE GETTING ALONG JUST GREAT...I'LL BE BUILDING THEIR NEW OUTSIDE CHICKEN YARD SOON...SUNNY-D IS ALMOST A PULLET.....THAT'S FARM TALK, BOY!

THE HORSES 'BILL' AND 'SAM' HAVE BEEN RENAMED..SORT OF...I ALWAYS LIKE TO "ENHANCE" NAMES......SO NOW WE HAVE ''SAMMY SOSA'' AND ''BILLYBOB''..............BILLYBOB SEEMS TO KNOW HIS NAME BECAUSE IF YOU YELL IT OUT, HE GIVES YOU ONE OF THOSE 'HORSE NODS' AND IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HORSE NOD AT YOU, THEN YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!!!
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GOODNIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY

meow...........................
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we (who's "we", quemo sabe?) love you, george



GROWL.....The Oldcatman is pissed off!!





''THE GOOD''

Friday, August 15, 2003

THE EYES OF AUGUST ARE UPON US...





''THE GOOD''
''THE BAD''
''THE UGLY''
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GEE, I'M SURE GLAD THE INTERNET SPED UP TODAY (RIGHT!). I DID SOME RESEARCH AND CAME ACROSS MY MAIN GOOGLE "SEARCH THE INTERNET" TEMPLATE..............I'M GOING TO FIX THE S.O.B.!
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''JC'' KITTY IS PISSED OFF AT ME................SHE BEEN AILING A BIT LATELY (HELL, SHE'S PUSHING 15 IN 'PEOPLE YEARS').....BARFING.....NOT SURE IF SHE WAS TAKING A REGULAR DUMP....CLEAR BARF (AND THIS WAS) IS A SIGN OF: "KITTY CONSTIPATION!!!!" WELL, THE TREATMENT WAS A SUCCESS!....M E O W!!!!
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I TOOK A DARING STEP WITH THE 3 CHICKS WHO LIVE IN MY BEDROOM (HA. HA.):...............I REMOVED THEIR TOPS..............ER..........NO....I REMOVED THE SCREEN DIVIDER IN THE ''BOX'' AND NOW THE 3 OF THE CHICKS ROAM FREELY AMONGST EACH OTHER....NO FIGHTS, ALL THOUGH, TOMMY-D SEEMED A BIT PERTURBED WHEN BLAKKIE WENT INTO HIS LITTLE HOUSE. THEY ALL ATE OUT OF A COMMUNITY PLATE FILLED WITH COOKED SPAGHETTI PIECES AND CANNED CORN (MY BIRDS EAT WELL!)....LITTLE DEEDEE WAS THE FIRST TO HIT THE PLATE BUT HE/SHE SPILLED MORE THAN SHE/HE ATE AND THE OTHER 2 ATE WHAT HE/SHE SPILLED...............AW, SHIT....DO YOU REALLY CARE?
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MILLIONS PREPARE FOR THE 2ND. NIGHT IN THE DARK;
ALL THOUGH, AS WE KNOW, 90% OF THEM ARE IN THE ''DARK'' ALL OF THE TIME ANYWAY. THE BLACKOUT HAS GIVEN RISE TO A BUNCH OF LOCAL ENTREPRENEURS SELLING 'BLACK OUT' SUPPLIES ON THE STREET. THE SUPPLIES INCLUDE:
*FLASHLIGHTS FREE; BATTERIES, 2 FOR $100.00;
*CANDLES FREE; MATCHES, $20 PER BOX;
*SEE IN THE DARK GLASSES; $500 A PAIR;
*STRIKE ANYWHERE MATCHES; N/A
*STRIKE ON BOX MATCHES; WITH NO BOX, FREE; WITH THE BOX, $25;
*COLEMAN LANTERNS; FREE; FUEL, $25 PER PINT;
*GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS, $50 A DOZEN;
*USED GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS, FREE;
AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.............maybe the blaster computer worm hs something to do with the blackout??????????????????????????????
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ARE YOU STUPID AND DON'T KNOW THAT YOU HAVE
TREASURES OR MONEY STASHED IN GOVERNMENT COFFERS???? THE STATE OF ILLINOIS RETURNED $54 MILLION TO PEOPLE JUST LAST FISCAL YEAR!!! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE (EVEN 90%ERS) CAN LOOSE TRACK OF THEIR VALUABLES!
''WELL, ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY, PUNK?"
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MEMPHIS IS ROCKIN' AGAIN! ELVIS IS IN THE HOUSE! GRACE MANSION IS SLIDING OFF ITS FOUNDATION! AN UNKNOWN ('TIL NOW) ELVIS RECORDING HAS BEEN FOUND!!! THE RECORDING IS OF A SONG CALLED ''I'M A ROUSTABOUT'' (COULD BE JAMAICAN OR CANADIAN IN ORIGIN.) ELVIS HITS THE TOP TEN AGAIN! GO ELVIS!
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IF THE ELECTION PROCESS IN THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT FUCKED UP ENOUGH AFTER THE AL/GEORGE/JEB/2000 FIASCO IN FLORIDA...NOW THE ELECTION PROCESS IS 'FLIPPING THE WORLD' OFF WITH THE GROWING BULLSHIT IN CALIFORNIA'S FUCKING RECALL BUSINESS.
( I DON'T THINK I'LL LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I WAS
BORN IN CALIFORNIA!)

NOW THE ''POWERS (ASSHOLES) TO BE" ARE STAGING (AND THAT'S PUTTING IT MILDLY) A DEBATE BETWEEN 2 OF THE CANDIDATES...SOUNDS REASONABLE UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHO THE CANDIDATES (????) ARE!
ONE IS A PORN STAR BY THE NAME OF MARY CAREY AND THE OTHER IS, god FORBID, GARY COLEMAN THAT LITTLE RUNT FROM TV!

THE WINNER GETS A $21,200 CAMPAIGN DONATION. BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT!......WELL, GOOD LUCK GARY!
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WELL, WELL, WELL...........THAT PRICK TOM SIZEMORE, THE WANTA-A-BE ACTOR AND FORMER BOY FRIEND OF MY LADY HEIDI FLEISS, HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, CRIMINAL THREATS, VANDALISM, REPEATED HARASSING PHONE CALLS AND MAKING OBSCENE PHONE CALLS.
...................THE PROBLEM WITH JERK-OFFS LIKE SIZEMORE (NO PUN INTENDED) IS PRETTY BASIC; SO TOM, WHILE YOU'RE IN JAIL WITH BUBBA,
GO FOR IT!!
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GEORGE WAS IN SAN DEIGO AS PART OF HIS 'SWOOPING" THRU CALIFORNIA TREK TO BOLSTER
HIS RE-ELECTION BID............NO WAY, ASSBITE!

WHILE IN SAN DIEGO HE GAVE A GROUP OF MARINES A ''PEP TALK''.................WHAT? ....."IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE HAPPY TO BE HOME", SNORTED GEORGE..............NO GEORGE, THEY WANT TO GO BACK TO IRAQ, THEY'RE NOT HAPPY AT HOME????
THREE CHEERS, GEORGE!!
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"Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems." ***HELEN M. WINSLOW, American Writer...............'THE LITERARY CAT'....
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''JC'' KITTY, ARE YOU STILL PISSED AT ME?
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"JC"?
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NOTHING WORSE THAN A CAT WHO WON'T SPEAK TO YOU.
"MEOW!!!!"
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HE'S GOT GEORGE'S EYES
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