Friday, October 31, 2003

tripping on Halloween night..................































.......enjoy the trip?????????????

one more thing, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME





............55 days until Christmas..................

8:45 AM: S L O W is bad..........................





7:45 AM.......................................................

Thursday, October 30, 2003

12:30 PM: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN....BOO!







'Twas the eve before Halloween and all thru the house
All of the creatures were stirring, including the mouse;
The ghosts and ghouls were hung about with care
Knowing that Halloween would soon be there.

The children were all crashed in their beds
While visions of treats danced in their heads.
And 'the old lady" in her thong and I in the nude
Had just settled down for something quite lewd.

When out on the patio there arose such a noise
That I jumped naked out of bed, lacking much poise.
Away to the sliding door I flew like a flash
Peaked thru the curtain and itched on my rash.

The street light glared on the underwatered lawn
And I squinted and stared and let out a yawn.
Needless to say I was stressed and quite nervous
For it was a LIMO surrounded by the Service.

With passengers in back, neither lively or quick
I guessed in a moment that it was George and Dick.
More rabid than skunks his gang they all came
And he mumbled and grumbled and called them by name:

Hey, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Powell and Rice
Hey, Ridge, Jeb, Laura and 'Dad'--how nice!
Out of the LIMO they all flew like heck
And all found a place on my patio deck.

And then, in a twinkling, I got a great thrill
As George fired up my barbeque grill.
A meeting at my place, what a Halloween treat
TIME NOW TO PLAN HIS DEFEAT!!

His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like dead roses, his nose a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up with a pucker
Damn, what an ugly mother fucker!

He was skinny and boney, a dumb ass nerd
And I laughed when I saw him and gave him the bird!
The evil in his eye left much to be said
Yes, DEAR WORLD, we have much to dread!

He spoke lots of words that meant very little
But he scared me so, I started to piddle!
He put his finger up his nose
And to the LIMO the group and he goes!

The engine fired up and to his team gave a whistle
And they sped off like the down of a thistle.
I SHOUTED AND SCREAMED AND LET OUT A ROAR:
"WE ARE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS IN 2004!"

.............the end...............................................






Wednesday, October 29, 2003

2:15 PM: I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THE NEWS....










= 7-10 THOUSAND CHILDREN, WOMEN, MEN, DOGS, CATS AND SADDAM'S 2 SONS.



10:15 AM: 9-5 but where's Dolly?








Tuesday, October 28, 2003

6:30 PM: better never than late






















Oh well, 2 major editorial fuck ups tonight....oh, I could have created a correction or 2 but why? Isn't the "3rd" one always the charm?

I am going to "retire" and if you find the "3rd" let me know.

AWAY!

Monday, October 27, 2003

4:30 PM: Did you set your clocks back 13 hours?