BITCH...BITCH...BITCH...AND MORE BITCHING

BEFORE I START BITCHING, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY "MY TEMPLATE ANGEL MAIZZY"......................................MORE 'KR'.............AND OF COURSE, I HAVE TO SAY HI TO MY MY DENVERITE SON.............................
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''bitch...bitch...bitch''
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WHERE DO I BEGIN..................A BASIC BITCH: SEEMS THAT WHEN I HAVE TO 'PROCESS' SOMETHING NEW FOR MY COMPUTER, I FIND 'IT' TO ALWAYS BE WRITTEN AS IF EVERY FUCKING READER HAS A 'COMPUTER ENGINEERING DEGREE' HANGING OUT THEIR ASS.....WHICH IS TO SAY, THOSE OF YOU WHO WRITE TEXT OR WHATEVER ABOUT COMPUTERS FOR 'JOE SMUCK' TO READ AND USE, WRITE YOUR 'STUFF' AND THEN APPLY THE ''FOG SCALE'' (TRIED TO FIND A LINK ABOUT
THE ''FOG SCALE AND COULD NOT)..BASICALLY, the 'fFOG SCALE SAYS, WHEN YOU WRITE INSTRUCTIONS, ETC. FOR THE 'GENERAL PUBLIC' (THAT'S ME ASSHOLES!) WRITE IT SO THAT THE STUPIDIST PERSON IN THE WORLD CAN UNDERSTAND IT....NOW, THAT IS NOT TO IMPLY THAT 'I AM THE STUPIDIST PERSON IN THE WORLD'...............BUT YOU GET THE POINT, DON'T YOU....or are YOU the stupidist person in the world?

This is what I have been encountering for the last 48 hours trying to improve my 'blog' and after the 'improving' fucked up, my template got fucked up....and here I am BITCHING about it.

TO 'IMPROVE' MY BLOG I WANTED A ''COMMENTS'' PROGRAM AND I LIKED ''BLOGSPEAK''....AND I ACTUALLY HAD IT RUNNING FOR A BRIEF PERIOD (RECEIVED 5 COMMENTS) BUT IN THE PROCESS OF 'ADJUSTING' IT AND TRYING TO GET THEIR FUCKING 'ICON' ON MY SITE...THE WHOLE BLOGSPEAK THING CRAPPED OUT.

AT THE BLOGSPEAK SITE (HE CAN GO LINK HIMSELF) I HAS A Q & A SECTION...WITH 3 QUESTIONS THAT HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO ANYTHING..............THEN 'IT' SAYS 'E-MAIL ME', IF THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS NOT IN THE Q & A, AND 'I' WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

WELL, I SENT HARRY J. WYNN, IV, AN EMAIL ASKING FOR HELP.

I TOLD THE FOOL WHAT WAS WRONG AND HE SENT BACK AN EMAIL THAT MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL, WITH OR WITHOUT THE 'FOG SCALE'.

I ALSO ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS 'WEB TEXT ADS', I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT "10,000 CONNECTIONS' MEANT...AND HIS ANSWER WAS: "IT'S ON THE SITE, $10.00 PER 10,OOO CONNECTIONS"....WELL FUCK YOU, IV! IV CAME ACROSS TO ME AS AN ARROGANT PRICK (WHAT ELSE COULD A 'IV' BE?).......SO HE CAN TAKE HIS BLOGSPEAK AND PUT IT ALONG SIDE WHERE HIS HEAD IS.................up his ass, fool!

SO HERE I AM BITCHING...........THE BLOGSPEAK CRAP IS OUT OF MY TEMPLATE BUT MY ''LINKS'' ARE STILL SHOWING UP AT THE VERY END OF MY SITE (30 OR SO POSTS IN!).

I HAVE 'DICKED AROUND' WITH MY TEMPLATE OFF AND ON ALL DAY.....SO HAS MAIZZY AND MY DENVERITE SON, TO NO AVAIL.

I HAVE GONE THRU BLOGSPOT'S NEW AND IMPROVED [HA.HA.]
'HELP PROGRAM' AND THAT WAS NO HELP...'IT' INVITED AN E-MAIL.....OK, FINE........................

HOLY SHIT! DO I DARE SEND THE 'BLOGSPOT PEOPLE' (ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE AT "BLOGSPOT'?) ANOTHER E-MAIL?......WELL, I HAVE SENT 5 OR 6 UNANSWERED E-MAILS......SO, I TRIED ONE MORE TIME!

(IN THE E-MAIL, I ALSO ASKED HOW DO I UPGRADE, SINCE THE UPGRADE PROCESS AT BLOGSPOT'S SITE IS FUCKED UP?)

WELL, I FINALLY GOT AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FROM 'SOMEONE' AT BLOGSPOT.

THE RESPONSE: " WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BUT YOU MUST REALIZE THAT 'WE' TAKE CARE OF
PAYING CUSTOMERS FIRST..............................."

'CATCH 22', MY ASS......................................
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AGAIN, I PUT OUT A PLEA FOR HELP............... ''WHAT CODE DO YOU USE AND WHERE DO YOU PUT IT ON THE TEMPLATE, TO POSITION YOUR LINKS ON YOUR SITE????
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THEN....................THEN........................ALONG COMES MY HERKY-JERKY FUCKING MODEM SITUATION!

WELL, I HAVE BRAND NEW SOFTWARE IN MY IMAC, INCLUDING A MAJOR JUMP IN 'OS' AND A MODEM UPDATE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE THE 'OS' TO RUN BEFORE.................

STILL, CONNECTING/DISCONNECTING...BLAH...BLAH....BLAH (NOT YOU, MOSES.).............STEP 1. I CALLED MY LOCAL PHONE COMPANY'S REPAIR LINE AND ASKED TO HAVE MY ENTIRE OUTSIDE PHONE WIRING REDONE.

THERE ARE 3 PHONE LINES THAT CONNECT AT THE BACK OF MY SISTER'S HOUSE...SHE USES 2 LINES AND I USE THE 3RD.
AS A SEPARATELY BILLED LINE....BUT THE WIRE TO MY HOUSE
IS JUST HALF ASS INTERNAL USE WIRE , RUNNING ALONG SIDE MY SISTER'S HOUSE, UP THRU A TREE AND INTO A 'HOLE' IN THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE (THE WIRE HAS EVEN BEEN SPLICED HERE AND THERE)......THE LOCAL PHONE COMPANY IS GOING TO INSTALL A NEW LINE FROM THE TELEPHONE POLE TO MY HOUSE, FOR FREE...........IF THEY GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT IT...I'LL GIVE THEM "WRATH". bitch...bitch...bitch
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IT HAS JUST OCCURRED TO ME, THAT MANY OF MY BRAIN FARTS ARE 'ME BITCHING'...........ABOUT THE 'WAR', GEORGE,
PEDOPHILE PRIESTS, GEORGE, THE ECONOMY AND ANY THING ELSE THAT NEEDS 'BITCHING' ABOUT............IN CONCLUSION:
"BITCHING" IS GOOD.................
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ANIMAL NEWS: "JC'' KITTY JUST NAILED A MOUSE'S ASS!
............THE OLD GIRL HAS STILL GOT IT! BUT OF COURSE, PEP'PURR, THE SCOURGE OF THE MOUSE WORLD, IS HANGING OUT REAL CLOSE TO ''JC'', HOPING THAT SHE'LL DROP HER CATCH......................BOY, CAN ''JC'' KITTY GROWL!

SUNNY-D HAS JOINED THE BIG TIME!

I HAVE 2 MAJOR CHICKEN YARDS....1 FOR THE MAIN FLOCK AND ONE I REFER TO AS THE 'REHAB' YARD (CURRENTLY OCCUPIED BY 'POWDER', 'BB' AND 'OLD MRS. BLACK').

IN THE REHAB YARD, I HAD BUILT A 'CHICKEN HOUSE' BUT NONE OF THE THREE EVER USED IT......I BUILT A SCREENED IN PORCH FOR THE FRONT OF 'HOUSE' AND NOW...............SUNNY-D IS LIVING OUTSIDE!!!!

HOPE MY 'ANIMAL' TALK IS NOT TOO BORING BUT IT CERTAINLY ISN'T ANY MORE BORING THAN ANY OTHER 'BLOG' CHIT-CHAT!

WELL, SINCE ''JC'' AND PEP'PURR ARE INVOLVED............

GOOD NIGHT, SUE-SUE, THE DOG.

''ARF.''
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083103:IS DECLARED A ''WE WILL NOT ABUSE 'GEORGE' DAY!"

MUSIC, PLEASE!!
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********links, if you care to indulge, MY LINKS are at the bottom!*****

HELLO...GOODBYE....I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW...

BAD DAY AT BAD ROCK...........................OR HOW A DISCONNECTING MODEM CAN FUCK WITH YOUR DAY!!!!!

SEEMS LIKE THERE IS ALWAYS AN ''EXCUSE'' BUT THAT'S LIFE.

WITH AN 'EVIL MODEM' AT WORK IT IS DIFFICULT TO GO ''LINK'' HUNTING.................SO, I CALLED THE HUNT OFF.

STILL TRYING TO GET THE DAMN 'BLOGSPEAK' TO WORK...STILL JUST HAVE THAT FUCKING LITTLE GHOST ICON ON MY SITE.

SPENT 30 MINUTES ON THE PHONE THIS MORNING WITH MY DENVERITE SON COMPARING TEMPLATES, SINCE HE IS ALSO USING 'BLOGSPEAK'............WE WENT OVER MY TEMPLATE DATA WITH HIS AND I'VE GOT THE SAME, EXCEPT FOR COLORS......HIS WORKS AND MINE DOES NOT................BIG PAIN IN THE ASS! I HAVE SENT 'BLOGSPEAK AN EMAIL..........................................

AND I GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY TEMPLATE ANGEL, MAIZZY SHOWING ME A WAY TO FIX THE COMMENTS, MY 'COMPUTER DUMMYNESS' KICKED IN AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND! (Maizzy, thanks for the beautiful picture you put on your site in memory of DeeDee........)

WOW! FOR MONTHS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO
E-MAIL ME AND I PROFESSED THAT NO ONE 'HAD THE BALLS' TO CHALLENGE 'A VIEW' OR WHATEVER.................WELL, SURPRIZE! SURPRIZE!
I GOT A "NICE NICE" EMAIL FROM TIMIARAH; MUCH APPRECIATED......SHE GOT MY DENVERITE SON'S PPOST AND PICKED UP MINE FROM HIS......................DAMN, I WISH I COULD CONTRUCT A SITE LIKE HER'S...PROBABLY THE BEST 'CONTRUCTED' SITE THAT I HAVE READ.

THE MORE ''I BLOG'' THE MORE I REALIZE THAT BLOGGING IS A VERY NICE WAIT TO MEET AND INTERACT WITH PEOPLE....OVER THE INTERNET, BE DAMNED!

BLOGGING IS A VERY PLEASANT WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE, LITERALLY ALL OVER THE WORLD.

HEY.................GETTING KIND OF 'SENTIMENTAL' HERE...NOT GOOD FOR THE OLDCATMAN'S "caustic and humerous" PERSONA...........

GROWL...GROWL..GROWL! ....................TIME FOR OLDCATMAN TO KICK SOME ASS! No, just going to play it 'cool' today..........

CAN'T FORGET MAIZZY'S SPECIAL ''ONE"! 'CLICK' ON THEM ALL!

NOT EVEN GOING TO DO 'THE LITERARY CAT' TODAY..............BUT TO ENJOY:
CATS, CATS, CATS AND A INTEREST PAINTING OF A 'BAD KITTY' WHO'D BETTER COVER HIS 'EARS'.............

LADIES, EVER FIND YOURSELF BETWEEN A 'ROCK AND A HARD PLACE'...................

WELL, DID A LOT MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD...NOT BAD FOR A DAY OF ''MODEM TERROR'' (TERRORISTS?) ...................BUT WOULD YOU BELIEVE: THE DAMN MODEM HAS NOT CRAPPED OUT ONCE DURING THIS POSTING WRITING..................WELL, EAT SHIT AND DIE.............

AND WITH THOSE 'FAMOUS' WORDS...LIKE 'THEM' BETTER THAN, "WELL, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?"................

GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

mjav (Danish)
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''13", GEORGE, COUNT THEM!
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YESTERDAY, I GOT OVER THE HUMP....

"FOR MAIZZY "
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WELL, IT'S BRAIN FART TIME..................

CURRENT SHIT: I CAN'T GET MY ''BLOGSPEAK'' COMMENTS PROGRAM TO WORK.....I HAVE MANAGED TO GET THAT LITTLE FUCKING 'BLANK IMAGE' ICON ON THE POST......
MAYBE I CAN GET HELP FROM MY DENVERITE SON WHO IS NOW RUNNING 'BLOGSPEAK ON HIS BLOG OR FROM MY 'TEMPLATE ANGEL', MAIZZY .

I AM QUITE ANXIOUS TO GET THE 'COMMENTS' SECTION GOING, HOPING TO ENTICE SOME READER (I AM GETTING 25 HITS A DAY) TO 'COMMENT', AS OBVIOUSLY, READERS DO NOT HAVE THE BALLS (A UNISEX NOUN) TO E-MAIL ME! (IT WOULD BE A COLD COLD COLD DAY IN HELL, IF ALL 25 AGREED WITH EVERYTHING I SAY!)

MY BRAIN FARTS ARE A BIT DIFFERENT TONIGHT BECAUSE THE FORMAT OF THE LAST WEEK OR SO IS STARTING TO BORE ME..AND THE BIGGEST ENEMY OF ''MY LIFE'' IS BOREDOM.

I FIND THAT DOING THE LINKY-LINK BUSINESS OFTEN BREAKS THE FLOW OF MY BRAIN FARTS, AS LINKING IS A PURELY MECHANICAL FUNCTION, WITH THE CREATIVITY OF THAT INFAMOUS PIECE OF TURTLE SHIT....How cool would it be to have linked to a picture of turtle shit?

I ENJOY DOING THE BLOG-LINK GAMES AND THEY WILL BE BACK.
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SOMETIME DURING 'THIS BRAIN FART TURMOIL, I BECAME OBSESSED WITH 2 THINGS: THE NUMBER ''10'' AND KICKING (FIGURATIVELY, OF COURSE) GEORGE'S ASS.

THE FIRST 10 THAT CAME (CUM) UP WAS OBVIOUS!!

BUT THEN WHAT? I CERTAINLY DON'T WHAT TO RELATE 'HER' TO 'ASSBITE' BUT WHAT ABOUT LETTERMAN'S TOP 10?

IT'S A GREAT COMEDY BIT AND THE ARCHIVE IS VERY EFFICIENT!

I GENERALLY WATCH LENO BUT 'FLIP OVER' TO LETTERMAN
DURING LENO COMMERCIALS...AND I DO CATCH THE 'TOP 10' A GOOD PERCENT OF THE TIME, SO I ACTUALLY DID SEE 080803'S TOP 10: Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Vacation.......................AND THEN SOME!

No. 10: "THIS VACATION IS FLYING BY--ONLY 33 DAYS LEFT''
.........."AND IF I'D OF BEEN A TEACHER OF RUGRATS, I'D HAVE THE WHOLE DAMN SUMMER OFF!"

NO. 9 "DANG, SPRINGER'S A RERUN".........''LET'S CHECK OPRAH."

NO. 8 "THESE MARAGITAS ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION''..........''AND COMBINED WITH THE BEANS AND SALSA.."

NO. 7 ''WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE REALLY SCREWED UP THE ECONOMY''..........''WHAT, ME WORRY?''

NO. 6 ''MY GOD! MARS IS COMING RIGHT AT US!''..........''HOPEFULLY, TO PICK YOU UP."

NO. 5 ''DON'T WORRY, GEORGE. IN 17 MONTHS YOU'LL HAVE THE LONGEST VACATION OF YOUR LIFE''..........''AMEN''

NO. 4 ''BETTER START MAKING STUFF UP FOR THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS''..........''I HAD A FOURSOME WITH THE DIXIE CHICKS!''

NO. 3 ''I'M ITCHING TO DECLARE ANOTHER WAR''..........''IT'S JUST THE CRABS.''

NO. 2 ''PROCEED WITH 'OPERATION LETTERMAN'. MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT'..........''THEN WE'LL GET THE OLDCATMAN.''

NO. 1 ''SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING REMINDS ME OF BEING PRESIDENT''..........''THAT'S HOW I GOT THESE FUCKING HEMORRHOIDS!''
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WHAT A DOLL!!
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''IS THAT YOU, GEORGE??
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SO WHAT DOES THE ''COMMANDER & CHIEF'' THINK ABOUT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS???? (NO LINK, AS I AM SURE YOU CAN FIND A 10 COMMANDMENTS LINK SOMEWHERE : LOOK ON A 'PIN HEAD' OR MATCH COVER AND YOU MIGHT BE LUCKY!
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GEORGE'S 10 COMMANDMENT COMMENTS..............................

ONE: "YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME''..........''EXCEPT WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR''

TWO: "YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF A CARVED IMAGE--ANY LIKENESS OF ANYTHING THAT IS IN HEAVEN ABOVE, OR THAT IS IN THE EARTH BENEATH, OR THAT IS IN THE WATER UNDER THE EARTH.''.........."DOES THAT FUCK WITH MY MT. RUSHMORE PLANS?''

THREE: "YOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD YOUR GOD IN VAIN.''............"WASH MY MOUTH OUT IN SOAP AGAIN?''

FOUR: "REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY.''.........."JUST DON'T MESS WITH MY JACK DANIELS AND BARBEQUE.''

FIVE: ''HONOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER.''..........''BUT THEY DON'T LET ME SLEEP WITH THEM ANYMORE.''

SIX: ''YOU SHALL NOT MURDER.''.......... "WITH THE EXCEPTION OF IRAQI CITIZENS.''

SEVEN: ''YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTRY.''..........''LIKE I HAVE RAPED THE ECONOMY?''

EIGHT: ''YOU SHALL NOT STEAL.''..........''EXCEPT FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.''

NINE: ''YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR.''..........''BUT WE WILL FIND THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.''

TEN: ''YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE; YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE, NOR HIS MALE SERVANT, NOR HIS FEMALE SERVANT, NOR HIS OX, NOR HIS DONKEY, NOR ANYTHING THAT IS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S.''..........''BUT CAN WE OCCUPY IRAQ?''

.....................PRAISE THE LORD, GEORGE, AND PASS THE ''JD'' AND ANOTHER PLATE OF RIBS.......AND COLIN'S DOING THE DISHES...
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I WAS ALSO THINKING ABOUT THE BILL OF RIGHTS BUT 'IT' IS SO ''CONVOLUTED'', I DON'T HAVE THE BRAIN FARTS TO TAKE IT ON..............
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THAT WAS FUN, ''JC'' KITTY, SHALL WE GO GET THE WATER PIPE?

meow.
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''GEORGE!!"

''GEORGE!!"

"HEY, STUPID!"
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WEDNESDAY IS A "CHILD"; YES, SHE IS......

WEDNESDAY
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YOU KNOW THAT DEATH OF ANY LIFE FORM IS NOT PLEASANT.

THIS MORNING I HELD LITTLE DEEDEE IN MY HAND AND RUBBED 'HER' FEATHERS GENTLY......SHE WAS VERY SICK........AND THEN SHE DIED.

Life proceeds and is never shy
As another love has to die.
DeeDee passed early on this day;
"Her" spirit now will forever stay.

Ode to DeeDee (082703).......Oldcatman

AMEN
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''THE GOOD''...............''THE BAD"..............."THE UGLY''
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NOW BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I MUST FILL A REQUEST
FROM MAIZZY.

NOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS TO SHARE WITH OTHERS, YOU'D HAVE TO ASK HER........................ HERE'S MAIZZY'S TREAT.........................
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"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of." **Sir Walter Scott, English Writer:
"THE LITERARY CAT"
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WOW! IT'S SNACK TIME! CHOOSE YOUR OWN TASTY MORSALS:

"TASTY"............... ''TASTY''............... "TASTY"

''TASTY''............... ''TASTY"............... ''TASTY''
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NOW I KNOW WHY I DON'T FISH ANYMORE.
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FOR THOSE OF 'US' ('US' IS 'WE', QUEMO SABE.) WHO HAVE BLOGSPOT CAN LOOK AT VARIOUS BLOGS WHEN THEY ARE POSTED......HERE'S WHAT I FOUND BY RANDOM CHOICE:

'MOM & BUBBA'.............. 'SHOW BIZ'............... 'TIGER CAFE'

'DIFFERENT'............... 'NEW BLOGGER'.............. 'OOOOOPS'
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STILL HUNGRY? THE SNACK DID NOT FILL YOU UP? WELL, HAVE I GOT ANOTHER TREAT FOR YOU.
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THE LAST TIME MARS WAS THIS CLOSE TO EARTH WAS IN 57,617 B.C. (Before Catman?).......WOW, IT IS ONLY 34.65 MILLION MILES AWAY.............IF I LEAVE NOW, I'LL GET THERE BY___________________. MARS WAS THE GOD OF WAR IN ROMAN MYTHOLOGY...............AND ORSON WELLES USED MARTIANS TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE....
BUT WHAT IF 'THEY' ARE WATCHING 'US' (ME AND YOU, QUEMO SABE.)?................ HERE THEY COME!!
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.....AND THE BEAT GOES ON..........................GEOGHAN, CHILD ABUSER AND DRUCE, THE ABUSERS FINAL ABUSER.....ARE CAUSING MORE RUMBLINGS IN THE MASS. (as in 'state' and not what Geoghan used 'to say') PRISON SYSTEM.

ALSO SERVING WELL DESERVED TIME FOR CHILD ABUSE ARE
TWO MORE 'DEFROCKED' priests, KELVIN IGUABITA AND RONALD J. PAQUIN. THESE 2 FUCK HEADS HAVE ASKED TO BE PUT IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY TO AVOID BECOMING VICTIMS OF OTHER PRISON EXECUTIONERS. PROTECTIVE CUSTODY IS TOO GOOD FOR THESE 2 JERK-OFFS.....SEND THEM HERE!!
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WELL, GEORGE, THIS WILL BE ANOTHER FINE MESSY THING YOU'VE GOTTEN US INTO! AND REPUBLICANS ARE NOT SLEEPING WITH BIG BUSINESS.......MY ASS!

GEORGE HAS EXEMPTED THOUSANDS (FUCK!) OF OLD POWER PLANTS, REFINERIES AND FACTORIES FROM HAVING TO INSTALL COSTLY CLEAR AIR CONTROLS WHEN THEY MODERNIZE WITH NEW EQUIPMENT THAT IMPROVES EFFICIENCY BUT INCREASES POLLUTION. GEORGE, I HOPE YOUR LUNGS ARE THE FIRST TO GO. IS THERE AN OXYMORON (OF SORTS, HERE?) !!
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SOUTHSIDE OF CHICAGO: A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE OF A SOUTHSIDE AUTO PARTS COMPANY WENT TO WORK WITH A GUN AND BLEW AWAY 6 PEOPLE AND GOT SHOT TO DEATH HIMSELF, EITHER BY A SELF INFLICTED SHOT OR BY A COPS BULLET. AND 'YOU' THINK OTHER COUNTIRES HAVE A VIOLENT SOCIETY? .................................SOUTHSIDE OF CHICAGO...
REMEMBER WHEN?
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A NEW KIND OF SPAM..............one of my e-mail accounts got
got this bullshit thing from a camel jockey named MOHAMMED ABACHA......WHO CLAIMS HIS FAMILY'S FORTUNE HAS BEEN TIED BY A SECURITY COMPANY IN NIGERIA.....BLAH....BLAH....BLAH....AND I NEED YOUR HELP (SINCE I AM UNDER HOUSE ARREST IN NIGERIA) AND I WANT YOU TO CONTACT MY ATTORNEY TO ''ARRANGE FOR YOU'' TO GET ONE OF THE SECURITY BOXES AND I'LL GIVE YOU 20% FOR BEING SUCH A 'GOOD JOE'. RIGHT, ALI BABBA! ON AND ON IT GOES....SCAM....SCAM....SCRAM!............. READ ALL ABOUT IT!!
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ALABAMA! SWEET HOME................THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
ARE NOW GONE (CAN I GO COVET NOW?)......................BUILDING MAINTENANCE WORKERS AT THE CAPITOL, REMOVED THE CONTROVERSIAL TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT FROM VIEW IN THE STATE'S
JUDICIAL BUILDING...............I AM SURE THAT THE 'ROLLERS'
WILL REALLY ROLL OVER THIS. BUT BEWARE, SOMEONE IS PISSED OFF!!
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THE LATEST IN MEDICAL SCIENCE.............PERHAPS WITH A LTTLE BIT OF HELP FROM 'HERSHEY'? A 'STUDY' (CONDUCTED BY WILLIE WONKA AND STAFF?) HAS CONCLUDED THAT EATING A BIT OF DARK CHOCOLATE EVERY DAY WILL LOWER YOUR BLOODPRESSURE........................ANOTHER 'BLOOD PRESSURE'
FAIRY TALE LANDS ON THE SCENE.

HOW MANY CLAIMS ARE THERE THAT PROMISE LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE IF YOU EAT THIS AND THAT COMBINED WITH THAT OTHER STUFF...................I EVEN HEARD THAT IF YOU WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS THAT IT TOO WILL LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE....NOW YOU ALL GO TRY IT.....AND I'LL KEEP TAKING MY MEDS!

BUT IF YOU INSIST ON THE CHOCOLATE PLAN (FOR BLOOD PRESSURE OR A WAY TO RATIONALIZE EATING MORE?), GO FOR IT!!
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TIME TO CALL IT A DAY.............................."HEY, A DAY!"

UNTIL WE CALL IT TOMORROW......."HEY, TOMORROW!"

and tomorrow will become today and then yesterday will be the day that DEEDEE died..................................amen
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

"kurnau" (Finnish) Wow, "JC" Kitty doesn't shout.
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GEORGE, YOU LITTLE DEVIL

SAY 'HI', QUEMO SABE.
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TUESDAY (Tuesday Weld was a fox!)........

Tuesday Weld was a fox!
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THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE...........................'blogs' should be entertaining for people to read..............and I am having fun (despite the computer crash.....having fun is also searching for web sites of "interest" to one and all).........................ALSO ALONG THE WAY, 'THEY' SHOULD MAKE PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THINGS IN THE NEWS, REGARDLESS OF THE (MY PERSONAL) BIASES.....the key word would be "THINK"...........................AND AWAY WE GO>>>>>>>>!!
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''THE GOOD''...............'"THE BAD"...............''THE UGLY''
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FARM CHORES................I GUESS WE ("WE", QUEMO SABE, IS WHO HAVE SHARES OF THE ''MINNESOTA DITCH'' WATER) ARE NOW FACING 'NO MORE WATER IN THE DITCH' TIME...........WE BARELY HAVE A TRICKLE. OUR WESTERN NEIGHBOR HAS TOLD US TO TAKE THE TRINKLE, AS IT DOES HIM DO GOOD FOR 'FLOODING' HIS HAY FIELDS...............I HAVE 2 SMALL PUMPS IN THE MAIN BOX AND THEY HAVE A GOOD FLOW FOR OUR GARDENS.....THE ORCHARD, I'M NOT SURE...JUST HOPE THE TRICKLE KEEPS FLOWING......OTHERWISE, I WILL PUT THE 150 (8 POUNDS PER GALLON) GALLON PLASTIC 'WATER JUG' ON THE BACK OF THE TRUCK AT GO 'BUY' WATER (IN TOWN) AT 50 CENTS PER 50 GALLONS FOR OUR GARDEN WATERING.
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'WHAT'S NEW, MICHAEL?'
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"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing a lion." **Fernand Mery, French writer--'THE LITERARY CAT'
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ARE YOU HUNGRY? WELL, LET'S EAT! YOUR CHOICE OF 'GOOD EATS'>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'

'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'...............'GOOD EATS'
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"HELLO!!!!"
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SPEAKING OF BLOG SITES.....''HELP!!"
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GUESS I SHOULDN'T APPEAR TO 'PICK ON' A BLOG SITE...BUT DO I CARE............THE MAn EXPLAINS
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_____________________NEWS AND VIEWS:

MORE ON THE BUDGET DEFICIT (THE FEDERAL BUDGET, NOT CALIFORNIA'S OR WHAT EVER STATE YOU LIVE IN) AND DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW?

HAVING WORKED FOR 1 YEAR (I WAS CRAZY WITH DISBELIEF AT THE YEAR'S END) FOR A MAJOR COUNTY IN CALIFORNIA, I CONCLUDED THAT THE FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY/KNOWLEDGE/ETC.
OF GOVERNMENT (CITY, COUNTY, STATE, FEDERAL, WORLD) EMPLOYEES IS VIRTUELY NIL...............SO, GEORGE, YOU AND YOUR PEERS AND THE PEERS AT LOWER GOVERNMENT LEVELS, DON'T KNOW YOUR ASS FROM A WHOLE IN THE GROUND ABOUT FINANCE AND THE WAY MANY MANY BIG CORPORATIONS ARE GOING BANKRUPT, I TRULY WONDER WHO DOES HAVE FISCAL SAVY.......................REVIEW
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AS OF THIS DAY, 278 AMERICAN SONS AND DAUGHTERS HAVE DIED IN IRAQ, GEORGE............................THE REAL FUCKED UP PIECE OF DATA IS THAT OF THE 278, 103 HAVE DIED FROM NON HOSTILE ACTION.............MAY THEY REST IN PEACE....BUT HOW DO WE WIN ''A WAR'' IF OUR SOLDIERS ARE SO FUCKING CARELESS?

OBVIOUSLY, THE 278 DEATHS ARE NOT ENOUGH......... AND THE THOUGHT WAS?.........................
...............................AND WHO COUNTS THE THE CIVILIAN CASUALTIES?
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'WE NEED A PRETTY GIRL ABOUT NOW'
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BE NICE, GEORGE.........................WHAT THE FUCK IS A ''COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE"? GEORGE, SINCE THIS IS PART OF YOUR "NEW AND IMPROVED" PLATFORM (13 STEPS TO THE TOP?), WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I GUESS IT MEANS YOU WILL NOW TOSS MONEY IN A POOR MAN'S CUP.......BUT JUST A PENNY.....

INTERESTING WORD compassion .
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AND TO BE A TRUE/BLUE NEWSY PERSON, I MUST TAKE A CURRENT LOOK AND THE CALIFORNIA RECALL BULLSHIT.............'IT' IS THE LAUGHING/PUN STOCK OF THE WORLD! "A circus for for the fruit and nut state." "Conan the candidate." "King Arnie--How an Austrian is conquering America's politics." "A farcical race for California's hot seat." "My thoughts exactly."
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FORMER, KICKED OUT ON HIS ASS, CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTOR AND NOW DEAD, PRIEST, JOHN GEOGHAN IS SORT OF IN THE NEWS....AT LEAST HIS 'WHACKER', JOSEPH DRUCE IS...........I FIND THE 'KILLING' TO BE INTERESTING AND SHOULD BE 'CONSIDERED' BY ALL ASSHOLE PRIESTS THAT MOLEST.................IS WHAT DRUCE DID A POSSIBLE DETERRENT?
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FROM A NEW NEWS SOURCE: A FATHER AND SON DRIVE BY KILLING!
A 50 YEAR OLD FATHER AND HIS 24 YEAR OLD SON HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR THE MURDER OF A MAN AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT...............WHAT A WASTE...ALL OVER A 'FEUD'...
BE A GOOD FATHER AND SON...................................
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A PRIVATE SPACE AGENCY???? WELL, AS WE PREVIOUS MENTIONED, GOVERNMENT RUN ENTITIES SUCK BECAUSE OF THE
'GOVERNMENT' EMPLOYEES WHO RUN THEN..............SEVERAL FOLKS AROUND THE GLOBE WOULD LIKE TO FLY TO THE MOON AND BEYOND (.....SHIT, WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK, WHEN I NEED HIM.....TO GIVE ONE OF HIS CLASSIC SPEECHES)...... 'THEY' ARE BUYING UP 'USED' SPACE SHIT FOR FUTURE FLIGHTS??.................HMMMMM...........INDEPENDENTS......LIKE HANS SOLO? I HAVE A TRAINING FILM !
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WHAT'S UP, MY FRIEND?
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IF NOBODY 'LOVES ME', MAYBE I CAN GET SOME HATE MAIL ??
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HEY, GANG, WHAT TIME IS IT?

"HOWDY DOODY TIME?"

FUCK NO......................

IT'S TIME TO SAY, GOOD NIGHT ''JC'' KITTY.

"meo-meo" (Vietnamese)
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SAY, GEORGE
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FATS DOMINO'S BLUE DAY AND I DON'T MEAN THE HILL....

''THE GOOD''..........''THE BAD''..........''THE UGLY''
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PLEASANT DAY................EXCEPT I WOKE UP REALIZING THAT I DID NOT GO TO THE STORE YESTERDAY, THUS I HAVE NO COFFEE IN THE HOUSE............I ONLY DRINK INSTANT (ONE HEAPING CUP IN THE A.M.)......TO FUCK AROUND WITH A COFFEE MAKER ISN'T MY 'CUP OF TEA'.........................

DID SOME EARLY OUTSIDE CHORES.....IT'S 'WE GET THE DITCH WATER MONDAY' AND THERE WAS NO FLOOD.....I HAD OPENED THE MAIN GATE LAST NIGHT................GOOD NEWS IS, WHAT WATER WE HAD 'STORED' ABOVE GROUND (IN VARIOUS 150-300 GALLON TANKS) LASTED THE WHOLE WEEK AND VERY LITTLE 'TAP' WATER WAS USED FOR OUTSIDE WATERING; EXCEPT FOR SAMMY SOSA AND BILLYBOB'S WATER TROUGH.......WATER...WATER...WATER..ALWAYS AN ISSUE WHEN YOU LIVE 'WHERE MAN' DECIDED TO CULTIVATE THE DESERT (5-6 THOUSAND FOOT HIGH MOUNTAIN DESERT) A FEW YEARS BACK; I SUSPECT THAT LONG AFTER MY ASHES ARE SPREAD ATOP 'LANDS END' (A 10,000 FOOT HIGH MOUNTAIN THAT I CAN LOOK AT RIGHT NOW), THE DESERT WILL RECLAIM THIS, ''THE GRAND VALLEY''.........AND THAT WAS THE 'OLD FARMER'S' REPORT FOR TODAY, DEDICATED TO TIGER.
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I HOPE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING THE ''LINK'' GAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO CONTINUE AND WILL PROBABLY EVEN EXPAND......................OLDCATMAN'S NEWS AND VIEWS ARE GOOD READING AND 'EDUCATIONAL'
BUT I THINK BLOGS SHOULD ALSO 'ENTERTAIN' A BIT TOO.

AND WITH THAT, TODAY'S LINK GAME: YOU ARE STUCK IN A ROOM FOR AN INDEFINITE LENGTH OF TIME AND YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT (BESIDES FOOD AND A 'JOHN') IS A TELEVISION THAT HAS ONLY 6 CHANNELS, EACH DEDICATED TO ONLY ONE TV SHOW (A MARATHON OF SORTS) ------YOU PICK YOUR STATION:

CHANNEL 5...............CHANNEL 2...............CHANNEL 3

CHANNEL 6...............CHANNEL 4...............CHANNEL 7
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YESTERDAY'S BRAIN FARTS DID A 'BIT' ON THE INCREASED USE OF CHEESE PER CAPITA....FROM 6 POUNDS IN THE 40'S TO 30 POUNDS TODAY..........LO AND BEHOLD I FOUND A 'CHEESE BLOG'
DONE DELECTABLY BY LEEANN AT TIGER'SBLOG (AND HE GETS 2 LINKS FROM ME IN 1 DAY!)............
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.............an interlude.........................
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A SPECIAL GIFT FOR MY republican WOMEN FRIENDS........................(who ever you are?)
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THE NEWS AND VIEWS................................................:

THE CALIFORNIA RECALL IS STILL FRONT PAGE CRAP: ARNOLD IS SLIPPING IN THE POLLS.........OF THOSE LIKELY TO VOTE, ARNOLD HAS 22% AND THE HOMEY, CRUZ, HAS 35% (AND OF THE 35% ONLY 3% CAN SPEAK ENGLISH.........AW...........) AND ANOTHER 25% FAVOR 'THE OTHER' (OUT OF A POSSIBLE, 135)
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES..............WELL, ARNOLD, YOU'D BETTER START RUNNING HARDER.
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JOSEPH DRUCE....HERO OR VILLIAN..............JOE IS THE INMATE WHO WHACKED [OH.....YEAH!] CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTOR, JOHN GEOGHAN (THE DEFROCKED PRIEST, DUMMY) AND, WELL, GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD..WHATEVER...............I UNDERSTAND THAT THE POPE IS NOT COMING TO THE FUNERAL AND THE DEVIL WELCOMED EX-FATHER JOHN WITH A PERPETUAL-MOTION ANAL PROBE VIBRATOR; YEP, THAT'S WHAT HELL IS ALL ABOUT, JOHN.
..........there is help.
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A LITTLE BIT OF SPORTS....BASEBALL............THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES...............I USE TO UMPIRE LITTLE LEAGUE AND IN THE GAMES MY SON'S PLAYED IN.........WRONG.....DAD'S OF THE WORLD, DO NOT UMPIRE GAMES THAT YOUR 'STARS' PLAY IN!!! ANYWAY, THE JAPANESE TEAM KICKED BUTT OVER THE US TEAM (FROM FLORIDA)...THE SCORE WAS 10-1.

NOW THESE PLAYERS ARE ALL UNDER THE AGE OF 12, SO YOU CAN VISUALIZE THE AVERAGE SIZE OF THESE LITTLE DUDES...AND SOMETIMES AT THIS LEVEL OF BASEBALL, 'SIZE DOES MATTER'..............THE HERO FOR THE JAPANESE TEAM IS 12 YEAR OLD YUUTARO TANAKA, WHO PITCHED AND HIT HIS TEAM TO VICTORY.........YOUNG TANAKA IS 5'5'' AND WEIGHS 181 POUNDS (THEY HAVE MCDONALD'S IN JAPAN!)....NEEDLESS TO SAY HE IS A REAL MONSTEROUS KID!
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------------------------THE DAILY DOUBLE-------------------------
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ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE HAS LISTED THEIR TOP 100 GUITAR PLAYERS OF ALL TIME...................COULD THERE BE ANY DOUBT THAT JIMI WOULD NOT BE NUMBER ONE? WHEN HE WAS ALIVE MANY MOONS AGO, HE ALWAYS RANKED AS THE NUMBER 1 GUITAR PLAYER.....EVEN IN THE SOPHISTICATED (AT THE TIME) PLAYBOY TOP MUSICIANS OF THE WORLD POLL...................PEACE, JIMI HENDRICKS...............
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WITH THAT ALWAYS COURTEOUS BOW, THE GEISHA ASKED, "MAY I SEE YOUR ID, PLEASE? JAPAN IS LAUNCHING THEIR NATIONAL ID SYSTEM (BIG SUMO BROTHER, IS WATCHING!)....WHY???????? IT HAS BEEN A SUGGESTED PLAN IN MANY COUNTIRES, INCLUDING THE 'US OF A'. I SUSPECT IT WOULD/WILL BE A BOON TO THE 'FAKE ID' BUSINESS.............
''may I see your ID, please?
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ANOTHER NEW LINK-GAME!!!!

THIS IS A WORD ASSOCIATION GAME..............A WORD WILL BE GIVEN AND IT WILL LINK TO A LINK THAT RELATES TO THE WORD.........YOU CAN GUESS YOURSELF WHAT THE LINK COULD BE OR JUST 'GIVE UP' FROM THE START......TWEAK YOUR MIND!

RED...............WHITE...............BLUE

ORANGE...............GREEN................BLACK
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CAUGHT ANOTHER NEW BLOG OFF OF THE BLOGSPOT 'JUST PUBLISHED' LIST THIS A.M...............IN THE FIRST 'ENTRY' THE BLOGGER TALKS ABOUT SHAVING HIS HEAD BALD...AND I HAVEN'T HAD A HAIR CUT IN 10 PLUS YEARS.............OH WELL, HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW..................CHECK OUT MORANN.
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WELL, KIDS,WE(WHO'S 'WE', QUEMO SABE?) REALLY FUCKED YOUR FUTURE UP!!! FINANCIAL GURUS WARN THAT TAX CUTS AND CURRENT ECONOMIC (ARE YOU LISTENING, GEORGE?) POLICIES MAY ADD AS MUCH AS $6 TRILLION (HOW MANY FUCKING 0'S IS THAT?) TO THE NATIONAL DEBT IN THE NEXT DECADE............................HOLY SHIT....................BUT AT LEAST THERE WILL BE HOPE..............
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AND DO YOU/WOULD YOU BELIEVE: Visitors to a statue of the Virgin Mary at a church near Youngstown, Ohio, say they can see her eyes glowing.......................Residents of a village in southern India say that when they look at the pattern of moles on a child here, they can see an Islamic prayer............................GEORGE discusses his economic policy and says he can see "long term growth and prosperity.".............................. AND I SEE...........
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''IN A CAT'S EYES, ALL THINGS BELONG TO CATS.''****ENGLISH PROVERB.....''THE LITERARY CAT"
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT.....ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BUNCH OF BRAIN FARTS................AW, HELL, I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM!

GOT TO GET BACK TO 'MY RECOLLECTIONS', AS I ENJOYED PROBING THE WINDMILLS OF MY MIND.........................

good night ''jc'' kitty.

"nau" (Estonian, with 2 dots over the "a")
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''HEY, STUPID!"
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TAKE ONE BRAIN FART A DAY; 3'S AN OVERDOSE!

XXX MARKS THE SPOT.......................
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''THE GOOD''

''THE BAD''

''THE UGLY"
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I TRIED....I REALLY DID.............DOING 2 OR THREE BRAIN FART SESSIONS HAS BECOME JUST A PASSING LARK FOR ME.................I LOSE MY PERSONAL EFFECTIVENESS BY DOING 3 A DAY................SO MUCH TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF "my loyal fan", IT'S BACK TO ONE GREAT BIG, GIGANTIC, HUGE, OVERWHELMING, MONSTEROUS AND ALL IN COMPASSING: brain fart..........................GET YOUR SMELLING (OR SMELLY) ORIFICE IUN WORKING ORDER, AS HERE SHE (FARTS ARE FEMALE?) GOES!!!!
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NEW GAME..............THIS IS A UNISEX GAME.........
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO THE GARDEN AND
PICK YOUR FAVORITE CROP!

GARDEN #3............GARDEN #6............GARDEN #4

GARDEN # 2............GARDEN #1............GARDEN #5
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"A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal." **Agnes Repplier, American essayist: "THE LITERARY CAT"
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NEWS AND VIEWS...........................

"SPARE THE ROD AND SPOIL THE CHILD" (Does that mean if you don't take a child fishing, the child will rot?)
thinks some dude named Stevy...he has invented the "B-stick" (Does the "B" stand for 'beat', 'brutilize'
'bang-up' or 'blister'?) for disciplining misbehaving children. The "B-stick" (Aw.....the "B" is for BASTARD!)
is shaped like a billy club, about a foot long and covered in a high-density fabric with a nonallergenic [got to have that!] soft filling, to give it about the consistency of a pin cushion. What the fuck, Stevey? Now I have one to discipline YOUR SORRY ASS!!
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WOW! DID I START SOMETHING???? WE ALL KNOW THAT IF I AM 63 THAT I WAS BORN IN 1940 (FUCKING HALF CENTURY AGO!!)....WELL IN 1940 THE AVERAGE CONSUMPTION OF CHEESE IN THIS COUNTRY WAS AN AVERAGE OF 6 POUNDS PER YEAR.........AND NOW, AND I DO EAT A LOT OF CHEESE (SO THAT I CAN ''CUT THE CHEESE'', AKA BRAIN FART), THE AVERAGE YEARLY CHEESE DOSE IS 30 POUNDS! MAIN CONTRIBUTORS TO THE INCREASE IS PIZZA AND THESE ASSHOLES!!
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HEY! SCIENTISTS NOW SAY (AGAIN AND AGAIN) THAT DRINKING WINE IS GREAT FOR YOUR HEALTH! THERE IS A 'MAGIC' SUBSTANCE IN RED WINE (IN PARTICULAR) CALLED 'RESVERATROL' THAT MAY JUST HAVE LIFE EXTENDING PROPERTIES. SCIENCE IS NOW TRYING TO ISOLATE THIS CRAP AS A LIFE EXTENDING
INDEPENDENT DRUG...............HURRY! HURRY! ....BUT UNTIL THE 'PILL' IS PERFECTED, THERE IS THE TRADITIONAL ALTERNATIVE.
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GUESS THEY HAD A PROBLEM AT A HOSPITAL WITH THAT NIGGER SNIPER (13 HITS, 10 KILLS) JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMAD.....HE WAS AT THE HOSPITAL FOR AN 'MRI' (OF THE HEAD...EMPTY, OF COURSE) WHEN HE GOT ROWDY AND UNCOOPERATIVE.............THE POLICE ESCORTS HAD TO USE A 'STUN GUN' TO CALM HIM DOWN..................YOU KNOW, JOHNNIE BOY, I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION FOR YOU.
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DONNIE RUMSFELD HAS COME UP WITH A BRAIN FART OF SORTS TO ''EASE THE MILITARY"...............HE WANTS TO HIRE CIVILIANS TO DO A LOT ON NON COMBAT JOBS THAT ARE CURRENTLY DONE BY MILITARY PERSONNEL.....................GEE, THAT MEANS THE ENEMY WILL HAVE MORE MILITARY PEOPLE TO KILL.....................A GUY JOINS THE ARMY TO PEEL POTATOES, GETS REPLACED BY A CIVILIAN POTATO PEELER, GOES TO THE 'FRONT LINES' (WHERE EVER THE FUCK THEY ARE IN IRAQ?) AND GETS HIS ASS KILLED!....................AND DOES THE TERM 'GOVERNMENT WORKER" (AKA CIVILIAN WORKER) SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU? HAVING WORKED WITH AND FOR THE 'GOVERNMENT' WITH THESE 'WORKERS', I QUICKLY CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR GOVERNMENT JOBS, THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IN THIS COUNTRY WOULD BE A MILE HIGH! THE PRIVATE SECTOR WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THE 'government worker' mentality (my 90%ers!!)....................ANYWAY, DON, HERE'S SOME THOUGHTS..............
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I AM CONFUSED??????????????????????? THE 'BOYS' IN IRAQ ANNOUNCED THAT THEY HAVE CAPTURED ONE OF SADDAM'S TOP 'EVIL DOERS'.....THE INFAMOUS, QUASI CARTOON CHARACTER NAMESAKE,
''CHEMICAL ALI''..........DIDN'T HE WRASTLE HULK HOGAN FOR THE TITLE ONCE? THIS CAPTURE OCCURRED ON OR ABOUT 082103.............BUT......BUT.....BUT.....BUT...BUT????????????
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AGAIN AND AGAIN, REMINDERS OF ''GETTING OLD''......A BIG FAVORITE OF MINE, WHEN I TRULY ENJOYED 'TEAM' BASEBALL (AS OPPOSED TO THE CURRENT 'FREE AGENCY' BASEBALL) HAS DIED....HE WAS ONLY 57 (VERSUS 63)...............BOBBY BONDS LOST HIS BATTLE WITH CANCER..................NOT A REAL BIG FAN OF HIS SON, BARRY, BUT LOSING YOUR 'DAD' IS NOT PLEASANT..................AMEN, BOBBY.
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..........XXX MARKS THE SPOT........................
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WELL, THIS 'ONE DOSE' HAS DONE WONDERS FOR ME..........SO MUCH MORE CONTROL OVER MY THOUGHTS AND OUTPUT...........OH, I MAY SNEAK IN A MID DAY fart NOW AND THEN.........BUT THE 'LARGE, ETC' BRAIN FART IS HERE TO STAY!!!!!!!
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SUNNY-D AND DEEDEE SEEM TO BE OK...A BIT MORE PERKIER THAN YESTERDAY............

AND YES, SUSIE THE CAT FISH IS PERKIER TOO! AFTER TIGER DIED, I HAD DEEP CONCERNS ABOUT THE HEALTH OF SUSIE.............

SO...........................

GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

"miyau" (Hebrew)
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I'M BACK, GEORGE!

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LATE AT NIGHT.......................11:15 PM

''THE GOOD''

''THE BAD''

''THE UGLY''
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I HAVE HEARD OF PEOPLE SPENDING THEIR DAY ''DOWN'' BUT I JUST SPENT THE DAY ''DOWNLOADING''....and getting "loaded"..damn, what plays on words!

I figured since the ''system'' is pretty much empty (history gone) this would be a good time to upgrade my Imac's OS 8.5 (old old Imac) up one notch to 8.6, which opens up a whole new range of other downloads that I can get, including the modem update I also installed today...are ''things'' better....I don't know yet.

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I have been watching Sunny-D and DeeDee real close today as I think they are a bit under the weather too...........Blakkie is resting in peace on my spirtual altar.............
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I ONLY HAVE ONE NEWS/VIEWSY ITEM TO GET INTO.......EVEN THOUGH THE FUCKING WAR IN IRAQ IS STILL KILLING PEOPLE AND THE ASSES ARE GETTING BIGGER IN THE CALIFORNIA RECALL BULL SHIT.

I HAVE THE GREATEST RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE (AS I DISCUSSED EARLIER) BUT THERE ARE SOME DEATHS THAT ARE PROBABLY WORTH celebrating, FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD:
The defrocked (does that mean cutting his balls off?) priest, John Geoghan one of the child abuse terrorists from those hell on earth churchs of the Boston Archdiocese.

Gee, I get to use one of my favorite words: THE PRICK WAS WHACKED IN PRISON AND DIED IN A LOCAL HOSPITAL............

................. GEOGHAN IS SO FUCKING DESERVING OF HIS FATE!
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"Cats everywhere asleep on the shelves like motorized bookends".
****Audrey Thomas, American/Canadian, writer "THE LITERARY CAT"
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THE BLOG-LINK DATING SHOW!!!!!

LADIES, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU (NO GAY GUY'S PLEASE!)!

LADIES, PICK THE RIGHT BEDROOM AND ENJOY.OR WHATEVER:

BEDROOM #3............ BEDROOM #5............BEDROOM #2

BEDROOM #1............BEDROOM #6............BEDROOM #4
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VERY TIRED AND COMPUTERED OUT............

THANKS MAIZZY
FOR COMMUNICATING WITH MY DENVERITE SON AFTER THE CRASH OF ''03''.......................

YEAH, I GET UPSET....YOU KNOW, THE ITALIAN WAY............BUT CONSIDERING WHAT I LOST IN HISTORY....A LESSION LEARNED: EITHER HAVE ALL OF YOUR HISTORY SAVED ON DISKS OR A ON LINE STORAGE SYSTEM...................
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.........

meow
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SLEEP EASY TONIGHT, GEORGE.
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THE NEXT, POST................1PM

THOUGHT I WOULD SNEAK IN A LINE OR 2 TAKING A BREAK FROM RE-CREATING MY FILES (STILL A CHANCE THAT THE IMAC GUY MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND MY HISTORY...).

ACTUALLY, I PULLED OUT MY WATER PIPE AND I SMOKED A FEW FOR BLAKKIE........................Go ahead, fuck with that rationalization..............OR WOULD YOU RATHER GO SIP ON WINE?

So, somehwere between the pipe occurences and my re-creating files chore, I had a very interesting brain fart that involves ONE'S EMOTIONAL PRIORITIES.

On THURSDAY my computer crashed and burned and there is one chance in hell that the IMAC guy can extract my lost or gone 6 years of collecting "interesting information" off the internet.....THIS LOSS HIT ME HARD, emotionally.

THIS MORNING one of my 3 chicks dies.......Blakkie....THIS LOSS HIT ME HARD, emotionally.

My mind is at rest over these events and they are prioritized somewhere in the wind mills of my mind...

The loss of BLAKKIE...."just a chicken": I am having a bigger emotional thingy over this death than I am over the loss of all my information.

Looking at these 2 emotional choices: Does the choice you make tell you what kind of person you are?

Blakkie's death bothers me more: Is this because living creatures are more important to me than material things?

Yes.

However, if the loss of the data was kicking you around more emotionally than the death: This would mean that material things are more important to you than living creatures.

Yes.

THEN THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THAT NEITHER EVENT EFFECTS THEM EMOTIONALLY...............poor bastards!

..............thoughts from a researching and pipe smoking, OLDCATMAN.

I am so fucking tired of hearing Arnold voice: "I'LL BE BACK.''........................so instead of saying 'it' I will say, stay tuned for more.........................

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, 2003...amen.. (10AM)

Life proceeds and is never shy
As another love has to die.
Blakkie passed early on this day;
'His' spirit now will forever stay.

Ode to Blakkie (082303).............Oldcatman

amen

THE EVENING EDITION: Evening farts are fun too!

''THE GOOD"

''THE BAD"

''THE UGLY''
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LONG PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE...............THE CAUSE BEING THE MAIN FEEDING OF THE CHICKENS, A SNACK AND WATER FILL FOR BILLYBOB AND SAMMY SOSA (OUR HORSES, FOOL!)..............AND FEEDING THE CHICKS, SUNNY-D, BLAKKIE AND DEEDEE.........OH YEAH, ''JC'' KITTY AND PEP'PURR GOT THEIR EVENING MEAT..................THEN THERE IS SUE-SUE, THE DOG WHO DOES NOT LIKE ME TO LEAVE IN THE TRUCK.............SO SHE RUNS (A VERY ROAD WISE DOG; I HAVE SEEN HER LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD) AFTER ME. ON THE WAY HOME FROM TOWN (AND ABOUT A MILE FROM HOME), I SEE THIS TAN/BLOND ANIMAL SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD....SUE-SUE! 100'S OF TRUCKS COME AND GO BUT SHE KNOWS MY TRUCK! SO THE HITCH HIKING DOG HOPS IN FOR THE RIDE HOME........DAMN, I LOVE BEING OWNED BY ANIMALS.
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FAMILY BUSINESS: MY SISTER GOT HOME THIS AFTERNOON AND I GUESS SHE HAD A GOOD TIME.....SHE DROPPED $400 IN BLACKHAWK AS HER PENANCE TO THE GAMBLING gods.

BIG FAMILY NEWS: MY DENVERITE SON JUST STARTED HIS OWN BLOG...........I THINK HE WILL BE A BIT MORE ''RESERVED'' THAN HIS OLD MAN THE OLDCATMAN (A TONGUE TWISTER??) BUT HIS FIRST POST IS REALLY WELL WRITTEN....AND PLEASE NOTE HIS COMMENTS ON "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"...SOUND FAMILIAR? VISIT HIM.......................
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"If he had asked to have the door opened, and was eager to go out, he always went deliberately; I can see him now, standing on the sill, looking about at the sky as if he was thinking whether it were worth while to take an umbrella."
****Margaret Benson, English writer: "THE LITERARY CAT".

***********************MY COMPUTER CRASHED AT THIS MOMENT AND I AM STILL EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTIES.....MY SITE HAS SEEMED TO LOSE EVERYTHING..BUT THE FRAME.

OLDCATMAN (oldcatman@worldnet.att.net)

THE EARLY EDITION: Early farts are fun!

WELL, GOOD MORNING (SORT OF).... WHEN I STARTED ''PREPPING" (BAD WORD FOR HOSPITAL PATIENTS, AS IT MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SURGERY AND 'THEY' ARE GOING TO SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR!!) FOR THE EARLY EDITION, THEN I HAD TO DO EARLY MORNING FARM CHORES AND NOW I AM BACK TO FART OUT THE EARLY EDITION. (Aren't you just thrilled!)
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I have previously said that now that I can "LINK" I will do you creative fun things......................and thus:

THE BLOG-LINK DATING SHOW!!!!

THE PREMIER BLOG-LINK DATING SHOW IS FOR THE GUYS (UNLESS YOU ARE A LESBIAN, AND THAT'S OK!) AND THE LADIES WILL BE NEXT.

THE OBJECT, GUYS, IS TO PICK YOUR DREAM DATE FROM THE FOLLOWING 'BEDROOMS'...AS SIMPLE AS THAT!

GUYS, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FANTASY DATE!!!!!!!

BEDROOM #3..........BEDROOM #6..........BEDROOM #4

BEDROOM #1..........BEDROOM #2..........BEDROOM #5

NOW YOU CAN GO 'SMOKE A CIGARETTE' OR WHATEVER, MR. HAIRY HAND!
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I HAVE OFTEN MENTIONED ''MY SUPER WOMEN": I HAVE A LIST OF WOMEN WHO I CONSIDER TO BE SUPER; FROM INTELLECT, PHYSICAL APPEARANCE,
SEX APPEAL AND SOMEBODY THAT I'D LIKE TO MEET AND/OR BE WITH FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE REASONS.

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS LADY IS NO LONGER WITH US...DIED TOO FUCKING YOUNG BUT SHE WAS THERE DURING MY HARDCORE "DRUGS, SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL YEARS.........................I STILL LOVE YOU, JANIS............................Amen
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SEGWAY FROM SONG TO POETRY: Since I may appear to be a bit eccentric, crazy, different OR a 63 year old
Indigo Person I am drawn to a poet who was the same, if not more so, EZRA POUND.

AN IMMORALITY:

Sing we for love and idleness,
Naught else is worth the having.

Though I have been in many a land,
There is naught else in living.

And I would rather have my sweet,
Though rose-leaves die of growing,

Than do high deeds in Hungary
To pass all men's believing.

BY EZRA POUND
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I DO NOT LIKE TO WASTE MONEY (MINE, YOUR'S, THE GOVERNMENT'S OR YOUR AUNT FANNY's) AND ONE OF MY MONEY SPENDING PEEVES HAS ALWAYS BEEN 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS........................until, I saw a documentary on the fireworks at Mt. Rushmore , ENJOY!

The natural setting and the great rock sculptures combine for a fireworks show that I'd like to see LIVE!

BUT THEN MY MEMORY KICKED BACK AND I REMEMBER GOING TO YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK EVERY SUMMER FOR VACATION (with Mom, Dad and Sister).

BACK "THEN", THERE WAS A NIGHTLY 'LIGHT' SHOW
THAT WAS 100% NATURAL IN CONTENT/MATERIALS USED.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE FIREFALL...................
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WELL, SOON TO BE AND HOPEFULLY, EARLY EDITION FANS.............THAT'S A WRAP!

"JC" KITTY IS ASLEEP.
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HI, GEORGE
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THE TRILOGY IS ALIVE AND WELL #1 OF 3

''THE GOOD''

''THE BAD''

''THE UGLY''
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OH NO! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, SOME TURKEY BRINGS UP THE 'CAPS' ISSUE AGAIN.

'IT' RESURFACED ITS UGLY FACE IN THE COMMENTS UNDER TIGER'S PERSONAL SMOKING ISSUE.

SOMEBODY NAMED FRANK GOT HIS BALLS (AND I GUESS HIS OLD LADY'S TITS IN A RINGER) IN AN UPROAR OVER MY CAPS...... ''SCREAMING''
HE SAID!

WELL, FRANK, LIKE YOUR NAME SAKE, "I'LL DO IT MY WAY"; IF
YOU CAN'T CRITIZE WHAT I CREATE, THEN DON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT MY writing in caps.
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SOME NEWS AND VIEWS:

***ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP EATING THE FATTY, CRAP-FOOD FOOD AND YOU WON'T GET HEARTBURN!

I ATE ONE OF THOSE 'TASTE LIKE DELIVERY' PIZZAS LAST NIGHT (FORGOT TO TAKE THE CARDBOARD DISC OFF BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY...) AND I GOT HEARTBURN.

THE POINT BEING: PRILOSEC (A HEART BURN DEBURNER) HAD SALES LAST YEAR OF $4.6 BILLION, WHICH IS ALMOST TWICE
THE PROFIT GENERATED BY MCDONALDS, WENDY'S, KFC, TACO BELL AND PIZZA HUT COMBINED......I SMELL, BESIDES THE GAG OF FAST FOOD, A CONSPIRACY? THESE FAST FOOD FOLKS CREATE THE HEART BURN AND PRILOSEC (AND THE LIKE) BUT 'IT' OUT. WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPEN TO ??????
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WE ARE GETTING UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH MARS.

THE RED PLANET WILL BE WITHIN 60,000 MILES OF EARTH ON 082703----A GOOD TIME FOR GEORGE TO SWING INTO ACTION! I SURE HE THINKS THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE RAY GUNS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! HE HAS ALREADY SENT A SMALL FORCE TO MARS TO RESOLVE THE RAY GUN ISSUE.

NICE WORK, GEORGE !!
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A NEW PRODUCT WAR! WART FREEZE OFF SHIT. ONE COMPANY IS SPENDING $9.8 MILLION IN ADVERTISING TO HOCK THEIR PRODUCT! WHY ARE WE SO VAIN? A LITTLE WART NEVER HURT ANYONE...UNLESS IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF YOUR NOSE............OR THE TIP OF ONE'S PENIS! THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE WARTS, IS TO ASK THESE GUYS.
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''IF ELECTED, I WILL NOT RAISE TAXES! I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY THAT I WILL PERSONALLY TAKE CARE OF 'IT' MYSELF!" ARNOLD YOU'RE FULL OF IT......NO HE REALLY DIDN'T SAY HE'D TAKE CARE OF IT, FOOL.

POOR GREY................IS THE CALIFORNIA DEFICIT HIS FAULT?

I DON'T KNOW...........GREY, BLAME IT ON GEORGE!
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"No heaven will not ever Heaven be
Unless my cats are there to welcome me."

****EPITAPH IN A PET CEMETARY....''THE LITERARY CAT".
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

"myau" (Russian)
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LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
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THE TRILOGY IS ALIVE AND WELL #2

RECOLLECTIONS NUMERAL DEUX:

During the Summer, between my fourth and fifth grades {can't calculate my age}, we (Mom, Dad and Sister) moved "to the country" (east side of San Jose and long before it became a fucking ghetto).

We bought (my Mom and Dad's first) a house on South White Road. which eventually became North White Road because the San Jose Planning Commission had their heads up their asses; the fucking 90%ers, were in my face already!

The property was about 1/8th of an acre and had many mature fruit and nut trees; including, 2 giant walnut trees, 1 giant pecan tree, a persimmon tree, a fig tree and the fruit trees that my dad soon planted.

The walnut trees started an annual family event.

We harvested all of the walnuts, using a long pole with a gaff-like hook
on it......hooking it over the limbs and shaking the shit out of the tree (they have a shaker machine that can do it now), bringing down the walnuts; we let them dry to a shelling state and then the event began.

We would sit at the dinning room table shelling walnuts hoping to get as many whole halves as we could (as opposed to broken pieces that brought less money), to be sold to a walnut dealer to offset the property tax.

Must not forget the persimmon tree...............yuk! I never did develope a taste for that funny little orangey colored fruit but my Dad loved them.........ever try to eat an unripened persimmon? They'll make you ''pucker up'' uncontrollably!

The yard was neatly landscaped with large cement blocks sectioning off different areas.................and the cement blocks presented one of my many adventures.

The spaces in the blocks became the homes of Black Widow spiders and Black Widow spider hunts with my Dad.

We'd go out at night with a couple of flashlights and a "Black Widow club" (a rolled up newspaper), stalking the infamous spider who waited, in their irregular web, for a bug meal to entangle itself..........My Dad should have put spider decals on the side of the car to show off the number of Black Widow kills.

The house only had 2 bedrooms but it was a neat place (as opposed to the 'box" we lived in on 14th Street).

My parents and sister (still a little one) lived in a front bedroom off the very large living room which led to a large kitchen and dining room; my bedroom was adjacent to the dining room. I don't remember where the bathroom was???? Maybe because I had my own door to the backyard and would go outside to pee.

The backyard bordered on, what became, a fantasy land for me:
a prune orchard that was so big that it would take almost an hour to reach the other side!

My treks thru the orchard were great adventures, as you could reach a point in the orchard where people and cilvilization did not exist!......But I was well protected with my lever action Daisy BB gun (with a wooden stock!)!
......the isolation was cool but often a bit spooky, regardless of how well armed I was.

Besides the 1000's of prune trees, there were random apple trees and I remember one that was gigantic, at least thru my fifth grader eyes!
I always wanted to climb up into it but the pudge that I was, prevented such physical activity. (Needless to say, during ripe prune season, diarrhea ruled!)

At the very end of the orchard was the 'prune yard' (where the prunes were processed and dried) and I hung out with the 2 brothers (around my age) who lived there.

A huge open barn was full of prune boxes stacked 20 feet high! ...And being 'young and adventurous', we took 2 x 4's (as supports and braces) and built a labyrinth of tunnels and rooms inside of the stacked boxes........we were not into tree houses.

We kept all kinds of shit in the main room-- all the comforts of home; including cigarettes (new, used and rolled up plain paper). It's a miracle that we didn't set the whole damn stack on fire! Were those the days, my friends........ah............no.

The friendship with the 2 brothers ended rather abruptly: One of them shot his BB gun at me but missed and instinctively, like Wyatt Earp, I fired my trusty Daisy back at him..............I clipped him in the leg ( the BB never penetrated his jeans!): End of the friendship and my adventures in the prune box rooms.

Then one very tragic day (I don't remember exactly when), the bulldozers came and the orchard, my fantasy land, started to crumble before my very eyes......a housing tract was coming!!!! And the fucking tracts kept coming and during those years the wonderful fruit orchards of the famous Santa Clara Valley (look it up!) succumbed to the "housing tract".

Without the orchard, living on White Road became a big pain in the ass!

peace

THE TRILOGY IS ALIVE AND WELL #3

WELL, THE 1,2,3 (ALL DAY) CRAP WORKED REASONABLY WELL, SO WE'LL DO IT ALL AGAIN!

I THINK THIS 'EARLY IN THE DAY' SESSION WILL END UP BEING THE 'BOWEL MOVEMENT' SECTION AND EVEN THOUGH IT IS TODAY'S FIRST ENTRY IT WILL BE TAGGED #3 SO THAT WHEN I FINISH 2 & 1, IT WILL.............OH HELL, YOU KNOW WHAT IT WILL DO!
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I DON'T REMEMBER IF HE WAS RAGGIN' OR RANTIN' BUT T I G E R 'DEFENDED' (WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A LAWYER?) HIS SMOKING HABITS AND I COMMENTED TO HIM THAT, AS A FORMER SMOKER, I WOULD NOT LECTURE HIM ON THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE EVILS OF SMOKING.

IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT I DO WEIRD SHIT BUT WHEN I QUIT SMOKING 25 PLUS YEARS AGO, I DID IT COLD TURKEY AND I STILL HAVE THE HALF A PACK OF PALL MALLS STASHED ON A SHELF IN A BAGGIE!

.............BUT HELL, A LITTLE LECTURE NEVER HURT ANYBODY!

''THE GOOD''

"THE BAD"

''THE UGLY''
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''JC'' KITTY LAYS NEXT TO MY KEYBOARD ABOUT 90% OF THE TIME WHEN I AM BRAIN FARTING AND HER ONLY CONTRIBUTION HAS GENERALLY BEEN HER GOODNIGHT "MEOW"..................WELL, SOMETIME DURING THE NIGHT (WHEN CAT'S LIKE TO PROWL), ''JC'' WENT ON LINE EXPLORING CAT STUFF.

ALL OF MY INDOOR ANIMALS (PRIMARILY MY CATS...AND THE FISH AND THE CHICKS AND SUE-SUE THE DOG {WHEN SHE'S IN THE MOOD TO BE A HOUSE DOG} ARE OFTEN SUBJECT TO SECOND HANG POT SMOKE.

MY OLD BIG GUY (THE INFAMOUS, JONES KITTY ) WOULD CRAWL IN A BAG AND 'WE' (THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIENDS) WOULD BLOW POT SMOKE INTO THE BAG.............CATS DO GET 'LOADED' AS JONES KITTY WOULD DO WEIRDER THAN USUAL CAT ANTICS AND HE WOULD GET THE DRY FOOD MUNCHIES! Amen, Jones Kitty.

BECAUSE OF THE SECOND HAND SMOKE, ''JC'' WANTS A TSHIRT FOR HER CASUAL WEAR.

THEN SHE WANTED TO POINT OUT WHAT CAN HAPPEN TO A CAT WHEN THEY GET STONED.

"JC" KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE MUNCHIES SO IN HER ULTIMATE CAT WISDOM SHE GRACIOUSLY FOUND ME A TREAT TO EAT .

AND FINALLY SHE POINTS OUT THAT CATS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR EONS (LOOK IT UP IN YOUR CROSSWORD PUZZLE DICTIONARY) AND THAT THEY CAN AND DO ''DOMINATE THE PEOPLE WORLD''................FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES, ''JC'' KITTY PRESENTS.

WELL, THANK YOU, ''JC" KITTY FOR YOUR MARVELOUS INSIGHTS AND DID YOU ALSO LEARN NEW WAYS TO SAY ''MEOW''????

"MIAO" (Italian)
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WELL, NOT BAD FOR AN EARLY DAY ''BOWEL MOVEMENT'' SEGMENT;
TO BE FOLLOWED BY MORE ''RECOLLECTIONS" AND THE ''NEWS AND VIEWS"...........LIKE TV NEWS STATION SAY: "MORE NEWS AT 10!"
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GEORGE, DID YOU SAY THAT??
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I'M GOING TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY..#3

KIND OF INTERESTING DOING BRAIN FARTS 3 DIFFERENT TIMES TODAY.........BUT THEY ARE COMING OUT SORT OF ASS BACKWARDS ON THE SITE..........WHY? I'LL FIGURE IT OUT..............WITH PERHAPS
MAIZZY'S ASSISTANCE...............
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ANYWAY THIS IS #3......FOLLOWED BY # 2......ENDING WITH #1,
IN THE SEQUENCE OF THINGS...............................
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''THE GOOD''

"THE BAD"

''THE UGLY"
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NEWS AND VIEWS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ALWAYS AMAZED AT SOME OF THE ''THINGS'' THAT MEN/WOMEN STUDY..............AND EACH STUDY IS DEEMED SO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO THE GOOD OF MAN........AND THE "STUDYERS"
BECOME OBSESSED WITH WHAT THEY ARE STUDYING.......ALL OF WHICH IS A STUDY OF ADDICTION, TO THE PARTICULAR STUDY....NOW STUDY THIS GOOD, THERE WILL BE A STUDY
TEST AT THE END OF #3 (MY ASS!)......

OH WELL, THE STUDY IN QUESTION: WHY DID MAN EVOLVE AWAY FROM MASSIVE BODY HAIR (EXCEPT FOR ROBIN WILLIAMS) BEFORE HE STARTED WEARING CLOTHES???..........DO I REALLY GIVE A SHIT? I'D RATHER WATCH ONE OF MY TOP 10 MOVIES OF ALL TIME THAN CONCERN MYSELF ABOUT IT:
QUEST FOR FIRE.
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GEORGE, REMEMBER THE weapons of mass destruction PROBLEM:
THE ORDER IS BACK IN EFFECT TO SHOOT DOWN AIRPLANES IN COLOMBIA ''THAT ARE SUSPECTED'' OF CARRYING DRUGS..........

""""120 DIE COLOMBIAN AIRLINER SHOT DOWN'''''''....no drugs were found in the reckage........LET THE MARIJUANA IN BUT KEEP THE COCAINE OUT!
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ANOTHER IRAQ CARD HAS BEEN PULLED FROM THE DECK! TAHA
YASSIN RAMADAN {IS HE A SECRET OWNER OF THE FAMOUS JUNK FOOD, 'TOP RAMEN'??...............OR A MUSLIM HOLIDAY NAMESAKE?} RAMADAN WAS SADDAM'S DICK CHENEY..............THE DECK KEEPS GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER BUT AT WHAT PRICE, GEORGE? TEEHEE-TAHA!!
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SABOTAGE..............SABOTAGE....................SABOTAGE....the word has a nice ring to it............SABOTAGE. ANYWAY, ''IT'' IS COSTING IRAQ BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.......................COSTING WHO? ULTIMATELY, THE GOOD OLD ''US OF A'' WILL FOOT THE BILL....RIGHT, GEORGE? BUT DOES ANYBODY IN
'DC' REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RAMPANT SPENDING WE (WHO'S ''WE'', QUEMO SABE?) DO..............AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST ANOTHER DROP IN THE THE BUCKET...
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LET'S GIVE 'THEM' AN ICY MIDDLE FINGER FLIP! ICELAND, WHO MANY PEOPLE MISTAKE FOR GREENLAND...IT IS THE LATTER THAT IS EXTRA BARREN AND COLD, WHILE THE FORMER IS THE POPULATED ONE.............WHO GIVES A SHIT.................THE ICELANDERS ARE STARTING UP WHALING AGAIN...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 14 YEARS......................'ALL FOR THE SAKE OF RESEARCH'....MY ASS............WELL, WE (THAT ''US'', QUEMO SABE) MUST SAVE THE WHALES........................
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THE RECALL SHIT IN CALIFORNIA IS GETTING HOT...........BUT WHO IS ON FIRST...............................................FOR A PICTORIAL VIEW GO TO OLDCATMANS FOTO PAGES.
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A THREE BAGGER....................WELL, I GOT TO 'THIRD BASE' ANYWAY...............AND THAT'S WHEN SHE SLAPPED ME....HEY!

NOW DON'T FORGET....AFTER YOU READ # 3 GO ON TO #2 AND FINISH WITH #1......ROUND AND ROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH THE MONKEY CHASE THE WEASEL.....................KIND OF INTERESTING DOING IT THIS WAY..........WE'LL SEE.
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SAY GOODNIGHT ''JC'' KITTY

MEOW.....MEOW.....MEOW
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I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH....
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I'M GOING TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY..#2

RECOLLECTIONS NUMERO UNO:

Considering that I have been kicking around on this old earth for 'nigh on to" 63 years, I thought it would be interesting to "RECALL" (If I may use that term, California?) my 63 years of living and do segments as BRAIN FARTS.................I have been a gastric fart person all of my life and now at 63 I have added brain farts to my repertoire of personal attributes (of which I have many............).

My earliest recollections are from the first grade thru the fourth grade--whatever age grouping that falls under.

We ("we", quemo sabe, was my Mom, Dad and Sister {the current and only one}) lived in a small 2 bedroom house at (and don't ask me why as I have detested remembering NUMBERS all of my life!) 208 North 14th Street, San Jose, California).

I remember a living room and behind it was a kitchen (with a little eating alcove), with my bedroom to the right, the bathroom in the middle, leading back to the front and my parent's bedroom , who shared it with my baby/baby sister (she was born while we lived there.).

The other meaningful memory of that era is: CATHOLIC SCHOOL:
Being taught exclusively by those ladies dressed in black (a bad habit?) who seemed to be more interested in brain washing us (who's 'us', quemo sabe?) about the Catholic religion that teaching us the infamous "3"Rs!!

I did look forward to "one of the Friday's of each month when we got to school early and did a communion thing;oh, goodie; after fasting all night, I get a doughy 'Necco Wafer' to suck on...and then.....and then: WE GOT A CINNAMON ROLL AND A CARTON OF MILK (tuition buys lots of stuff!) and then it was off to class.

And prior to this "special Friday" we had to "go to confession" to absolve ourselves of sin...how many sins does a first to fourth grader committ?

To "confess", we entered a bizarre little booth (a Houdini prop!) nestled against the inside wall of the church (we had one right on campus!) with a "mystery' priest greeting us on the other side of a screened off wall in the booth.

We 'confessed' all of our sins.....I use to make some up to make it all worth while.....he'd "fogive" me and depending on the "value" of the sins I would have to go to the altar and do penance.....and the higher the "value" the more 'Hail Mary's' and 'The Lord's Prayers' I 'd have to do....it was fun to watch my peers..just to see how long they were at the altar, thus, how 'sinful' they had been.

HOLY SHIT!!!! CONSIDERING WHAT THE WORLD KNOWS TODAY ABOUT SOME PRIESTS (and their habits), I WONDER IF ANY OF THESE 'PRIESTS' WERE MASTURBATING WHILE TAKING MY CONFESSION?

peace

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>># 1 FOLLOWS, WHICH IS ASS BACKWARDS.......BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I'M GOING TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY..#1

GOOD MORNING!!

Trying a new approach today, one that TIGER had "noted" in his first review of THE OLDCATMAN..............brain farting through the day(s) as opposed to one GIANT fart per day....so, here goes whatever!
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Speaking of Tiger, one of his posts this am came from CHERRY who shared an article relating to FARTS! Well, in deed! I thought it very apropos for me to take a look............since, yes since, I write BRAIN FARTS!

THE ARTCILE HAS TO DO WITH THE LUNACY OF GOVERNMENT.
APPLYING, WHAT AMOUNTS TO BE, A FART TAX ON LIVE STOCK TO BE ABLE TO DO RESEARCH ON WHAT SUCH ANIMAL EMISSIONS DO TO THE WORLD'S "GREENHOUSE" PHENOMENON.............72 CENTS PER COW AND 9 CENTS PER SHEEP.............LOOKING MY BRAIN FARTS BACK TO THE BEGINNING, 060103, I'D PROBABLY OWE AT LOT OF 'FART TAX' AND I'D BE SINGING THE FART TAX BLUES>!!
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AUGUST 18, 2003 WAS A BRAIN FARTING DAY FROM HELL! THE GOOD OLD INTERNET WAS STILL SLOWER THAN (YOU FILL IN THE BLANK)________________________ AND MY MODEM WAS FUCKING UP SO BADLY THAT I HAD TO RECONNECT EVERY OTHER ENTRY. I MAYBE FORCED TO DEAL WITH MY LOCAL PHO....modem disconnect...trying to reconnect....NE COMPANY AND god FORBID, AT & T..........I'D RATHER STICK BAMBOO STICKS UP MY FINGER NAILS AND LIGHT THEM! ...........THEN AFTER DEALING WITH THE 2 'TECHINCAL' FUCK UPS, WE HAD A HORRENDOUS LIGHTNING STORM AND SPORATIC BLACKOUTS (SURGE PROTECTORS ARE A FALLACY OF SORTS)..............SO, 'MY FRIENDS' I FIRED UP THE WATER PIPE AND SAID......................fuck it!

AND HERE WE ARE THE "MORNING AFTER" SEEING WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BRAIN FART ALL DAY.
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IN MY BACKGROUND, THE ''TODAY'' SHOW RUMBLES ON.....''MY LADY''
IS OFF THIS WEEK...........I GET THE TODAY SHOW TAPE DELAYED...IF IT'S 8AM DENVER TIME, I SEE THE TODAY SHOW AS OF 8AM NEW YORK TIME.................NBS DID INTERRUPT ''LIVE'' WITH THE ''IRAQ, BAD NEWS #2,456,123: THE UN HEAD QUARTERS IN BAGHDAD WAS HIT BY A HUGE CAR BOMB......................TRAGIC...HEY, GEORGE, REMEMBER THE TYPE OF WAR WE (WHO'S ''WE'', QUEMO SABE?) HAD IN VIETNAM AND ALSO REMEMBER: "I object to violence because it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.".... GANDHI.............................
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AND WITH THAT...................................

SEE YOU LATER ON, ''JC'' KITTY.

MEOW
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SMILE!
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GROWL.....The Oldcatman is pissed off!!

''THE GOOD''

"THE BAD"

"THE UGLY"
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YEAH, I'M PISSED..............BETWEEN AN INTERNET THAT IS ALMOST AS SLOW AS THE POST OFFICE TO A MODEM DISCONNECT PROBLEM FROM HELL!

I RAN A REPAIR DISK THRU MY HARD DRIVE AND ALL IS WELL THERE!

RECHECKED ALL OF MY PHONES LINES, BOTH EXTERNAL AND INTERNAL...THEY SEEM FINE.

TO CALL AT & T AND HAVE THEM CHECK MY MODEM PHONE LINE
WOULD TAKE THE 15TH COMING OF christ.

FOR ALL OF THEM INVOLVED IN WHAT IS PISSING ME OFF I
HAVE THIS FOR YOU!!!!
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I HOPE YOU ALL DON'T MIND BUT I HAVE SOME FAMILY BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.

TODAY IS MY DENVERITE SON'S BIRTHDAY!!

BOB, YOUR GIFTS:

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

TO

YOU

..................MANY HAPPY RETURNS.
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"Because of our willingness to accept cats as superhuman creatures, they are the ideal animals with which to work creatively."
****RONI SCHOTTER, American writer.....................................'THE LITERARY CAT".
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BECAUSE THE FUCKING INTERNET (FOR ME ANYWAY) IS SLOWER THAN A TURTLE SHITTING ON THE MOON, I'M JUST GOING TO READ THE THE DENVER POST AS THE EVENING ROLLS ON.

FORMER POW JESSICA LYNCH IS GOING TO WED HER COLORADO BOYFRIEND......................HOW SWEET................NOT YOUR FAULT JESSICA, BUT I THINK GEORGE MADE AN 'UNCLE SAM' OUT OF YOU............

SINCE THE AIR FORCE ACADEMY IS IN COLORADO SPRINGS, WE GET A LOT OF WRITE UP ON THE SEXUAL ASSAULT PROBLEM THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON THERE.............IS IT 'SEXUAL ASSAULT' OR MAYBE ALL FLYBOYS ARE LOUSY LAYS AND THIS IS HOW THE FLYGIRLS GET EVEN? REALISTICALLY: WHY WERE WOMEN ALLOWED THE MILITARY IN THE FIRST PLACE......IT GETS LONELY IN FOX HOLES!

ARNOLD MAY GET A TIGHT RACE FROM THE CURRENT CALIFORNIA LT. GOVERNOR, CRUZ BUSTAMANTE...THE POLLS ARE CLOSE.................AND IF THEY'D DO THE POLL IN ESPANOL,
CRUZ WOULD BE A RUNAWAY! WITH CRUZ, IT WILL BE A TACO ON EVERY TABLE AS OPPOSED TO A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT! THE REST OF THE MOB OF CANDIDATES SCORED 1% OR LESS IN POPULARITY.............GARY COLEMAN SCORED NEGATIVE NUMBERS...........

A TRAGIC CAR WRECK IN TUCSON, ARIZONA...........2 TRUCKS COLLIDED IN AN INTER SECTION AND ONE OF THE TRUCK DRIVERS TOOK OFF AND JUMPED IN ANOTHER CAR..........WHEN THE COPS ARRIVED AND CHECKED THE TRUCKS: 'WHAT TO THEIR WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR' BUT 3 TONS OF MARIJUANA..........WHICH IS 6000 POUNDS,
WHICH IS 96,000 OUNCES, WHICH IS 2,688,000 GRAMS....THOSE """WERE"""THE DAYS, MY FRIENDS!

***************AND NOW, A BRIEF INTERLUDE...MORE NEWS WILL FOLLOW......................

............AND NOW BACK TO THE NEWS:

I HOPE TO HELL THAT HELL IS READY FOR AN UNCOMING RESIDENT............IDI AMIN IS DEAD AT 80............NOW SINCE I USE 'UNPOPULAR WORDS' WHEN THEY ARE TRULY JUSTIFIED.........THEN THE NIGGER AMIN IS DEAD.

THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE BULL SHIT IS CAUSING SOME TURMOIL IN COLORADO SCHOOLS...............ISN'T THE SIMPLEST SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM TO JUST REMOVE THE ''under god"
AND LET IT GO AT THAT?????????????????

DAMN, THE SUNDAY DENVER POST IS A BIG BIG NEWSPAPER WHICH I GUESS MOST SUNDAY EDITIONS ARE....I WONDER HOW MANY TREES IT TAKES TO MAKE THE PAPER THAT PRINTS ALL OF THE SUNDAY EDITIONS IN THE WORLD............ONE OF THE REASON WHY I HAVE TAKEN TO THE INTERNET FOR MY NEWS...BESIDES, YOU DON'T GET NEWSPAPER ''RESIN'' ON THE INTERNET.................ALL THOUGH, AT RECENT INTERNET SPEEDS, THE PAPER IS FASTER!

THE END OF THE NEWS WITH SOME VIEWS.
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NOW TO CALM THE SAVAGE BEASTS......PEACE.........
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GOT THE FARM TO MYSELF UNTIL MID WEEK....MY SISTER TOOK OFF FOR A CONCERT IN ASPEN, GAMBLING IN BLACKHAWK (ONE OF COLORADO'S PRIMARY GAMBLING TOWNS) AND THEN TO SEE HER SON'S NEW HOUSE..............................BESIDES HAVE 2 EXTRA CATS AND FISH TO FEED...........IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE 8 ACRES TO MYSELF....................
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"JC" KITTY IS STILL AILING A BIT.....................

ALL THE OTHER CRITTERS ARE JUST FINE............SUNNY-D, BLAKKIE AND DEEDEE ARE GETTING ALONG JUST GREAT...I'LL BE BUILDING THEIR NEW OUTSIDE CHICKEN YARD SOON...SUNNY-D IS ALMOST A PULLET.....THAT'S FARM TALK, BOY!

THE HORSES 'BILL' AND 'SAM' HAVE BEEN RENAMED..SORT OF...I ALWAYS LIKE TO "ENHANCE" NAMES......SO NOW WE HAVE ''SAMMY SOSA'' AND ''BILLYBOB''..............BILLYBOB SEEMS TO KNOW HIS NAME BECAUSE IF YOU YELL IT OUT, HE GIVES YOU ONE OF THOSE 'HORSE NODS' AND IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HORSE NOD AT YOU, THEN YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!!!
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GOODNIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY

meow...........................
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we (who's "we", quemo sabe?) love you, george

GROWL.....The Oldcatman is pissed off!!

''THE GOOD''

THE EYES OF AUGUST ARE UPON US...

''THE GOOD''
''THE BAD''
''THE UGLY''
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GEE, I'M SURE GLAD THE INTERNET SPED UP TODAY (RIGHT!). I DID SOME RESEARCH AND CAME ACROSS MY MAIN GOOGLE "SEARCH THE INTERNET" TEMPLATE..............I'M GOING TO FIX THE S.O.B.!
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''JC'' KITTY IS PISSED OFF AT ME................SHE BEEN AILING A BIT LATELY (HELL, SHE'S PUSHING 15 IN 'PEOPLE YEARS').....BARFING.....NOT SURE IF SHE WAS TAKING A REGULAR DUMP....CLEAR BARF (AND THIS WAS) IS A SIGN OF: "KITTY CONSTIPATION!!!!" WELL, THE TREATMENT WAS A SUCCESS!....M E O W!!!!
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I TOOK A DARING STEP WITH THE 3 CHICKS WHO LIVE IN MY BEDROOM (HA. HA.):...............I REMOVED THEIR TOPS..............ER..........NO....I REMOVED THE SCREEN DIVIDER IN THE ''BOX'' AND NOW THE 3 OF THE CHICKS ROAM FREELY AMONGST EACH OTHER....NO FIGHTS, ALL THOUGH, TOMMY-D SEEMED A BIT PERTURBED WHEN BLAKKIE WENT INTO HIS LITTLE HOUSE. THEY ALL ATE OUT OF A COMMUNITY PLATE FILLED WITH COOKED SPAGHETTI PIECES AND CANNED CORN (MY BIRDS EAT WELL!)....LITTLE DEEDEE WAS THE FIRST TO HIT THE PLATE BUT HE/SHE SPILLED MORE THAN SHE/HE ATE AND THE OTHER 2 ATE WHAT HE/SHE SPILLED...............AW, SHIT....DO YOU REALLY CARE?
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MILLIONS PREPARE FOR THE 2ND. NIGHT IN THE DARK;
ALL THOUGH, AS WE KNOW, 90% OF THEM ARE IN THE ''DARK'' ALL OF THE TIME ANYWAY. THE BLACKOUT HAS GIVEN RISE TO A BUNCH OF LOCAL ENTREPRENEURS SELLING 'BLACK OUT' SUPPLIES ON THE STREET. THE SUPPLIES INCLUDE:
*FLASHLIGHTS FREE; BATTERIES, 2 FOR $100.00;
*CANDLES FREE; MATCHES, $20 PER BOX;
*SEE IN THE DARK GLASSES; $500 A PAIR;
*STRIKE ANYWHERE MATCHES; N/A
*STRIKE ON BOX MATCHES; WITH NO BOX, FREE; WITH THE BOX, $25;
*COLEMAN LANTERNS; FREE; FUEL, $25 PER PINT;
*GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS, $50 A DOZEN;
*USED GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS, FREE;
AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.............maybe the blaster computer worm hs something to do with the blackout??????????????????????????????
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ARE YOU STUPID AND DON'T KNOW THAT YOU HAVE
TREASURES OR MONEY STASHED IN GOVERNMENT COFFERS???? THE STATE OF ILLINOIS RETURNED $54 MILLION TO PEOPLE JUST LAST FISCAL YEAR!!! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE (EVEN 90%ERS) CAN LOOSE TRACK OF THEIR VALUABLES!
''WELL, ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY, PUNK?"
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MEMPHIS IS ROCKIN' AGAIN! ELVIS IS IN THE HOUSE! GRACE MANSION IS SLIDING OFF ITS FOUNDATION! AN UNKNOWN ('TIL NOW) ELVIS RECORDING HAS BEEN FOUND!!! THE RECORDING IS OF A SONG CALLED ''I'M A ROUSTABOUT'' (COULD BE JAMAICAN OR CANADIAN IN ORIGIN.) ELVIS HITS THE TOP TEN AGAIN! GO ELVIS!
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IF THE ELECTION PROCESS IN THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT FUCKED UP ENOUGH AFTER THE AL/GEORGE/JEB/2000 FIASCO IN FLORIDA...NOW THE ELECTION PROCESS IS 'FLIPPING THE WORLD' OFF WITH THE GROWING BULLSHIT IN CALIFORNIA'S FUCKING RECALL BUSINESS.
( I DON'T THINK I'LL LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I WAS
BORN IN CALIFORNIA!)

NOW THE ''POWERS (ASSHOLES) TO BE" ARE STAGING (AND THAT'S PUTTING IT MILDLY) A DEBATE BETWEEN 2 OF THE CANDIDATES...SOUNDS REASONABLE UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHO THE CANDIDATES (????) ARE!
ONE IS A PORN STAR BY THE NAME OF MARY CAREY AND THE OTHER IS, god FORBID, GARY COLEMAN THAT LITTLE RUNT FROM TV!

THE WINNER GETS A $21,200 CAMPAIGN DONATION. BULL SHIT! BULL SHIT!......WELL, GOOD LUCK GARY!
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WELL, WELL, WELL...........THAT PRICK TOM SIZEMORE, THE WANTA-A-BE ACTOR AND FORMER BOY FRIEND OF MY LADY HEIDI FLEISS, HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, CRIMINAL THREATS, VANDALISM, REPEATED HARASSING PHONE CALLS AND MAKING OBSCENE PHONE CALLS.
...................THE PROBLEM WITH JERK-OFFS LIKE SIZEMORE (NO PUN INTENDED) IS PRETTY BASIC; SO TOM, WHILE YOU'RE IN JAIL WITH BUBBA,
GO FOR IT!!
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GEORGE WAS IN SAN DEIGO AS PART OF HIS 'SWOOPING" THRU CALIFORNIA TREK TO BOLSTER
HIS RE-ELECTION BID............NO WAY, ASSBITE!

WHILE IN SAN DIEGO HE GAVE A GROUP OF MARINES A ''PEP TALK''.................WHAT? ....."IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE HAPPY TO BE HOME", SNORTED GEORGE..............NO GEORGE, THEY WANT TO GO BACK TO IRAQ, THEY'RE NOT HAPPY AT HOME????
THREE CHEERS, GEORGE!!
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"Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems." ***HELEN M. WINSLOW, American Writer...............'THE LITERARY CAT'....
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''JC'' KITTY, ARE YOU STILL PISSED AT ME?
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"JC"?
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NOTHING WORSE THAN A CAT WHO WON'T SPEAK TO YOU.
"MEOW!!!!"
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HE'S GOT GEORGE'S EYES
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AUGUST 13, 2003: "forgit about it!!"

''THE GOOD"
''THE BAD"
''THE UGLY''

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AUGUST 13, 2003......"forgit about it!"................................

I SPENT MOST OF YESTERDAY DOING 2 THINGS (BESIDES MY ROUTINE CHORES HERE ON THE FARM).

1. I WAS INSTALLING AND/OR TRYING TO INSTALL NEW 'FEATURES' ON MY SITE. I GOT THE METER READER ''THINGEE"
INSTALLED AND IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING; ALL THOUGH, IT IS A FEATURE THAT WILL EITHER BE AN ''EGO BOOSTER'' OR A ''BALL BREAKER''.....GOOD SIGN? I HAD 10 HITS WITHIN THE FIRST 12 HOURS (AND THEY WERE NOT ME VISITING MYSELF AND PUMPING UP THE STATS!)................ STILL WORKING ON A ''COMMENTS''
FEATURE; I AM REGISTERED BUT STRUGGLING A BIT WITH THE TEMPLATE.

2. PLUS, PLAYED WITH THE BONG FOR AWHILE BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, "NARC"!!!!
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IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE FUCKING INTERNET (VIA GOOGLE) RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION? I WONDER IF THE 'BLASTER' WORM IS CAUSING IT? 'IT'S' SO SLOW THAT I AM REMINDED OF THAT TV CATSUP COMMERCIAL OF A WHILE BACK WHERE THE GUY WITH A HAMBURGER IS ON THE THIRD FLOOR.....HE TIPS THE CATSUP BOTTLE OUT THE WINDOW....AND HE REACHES THE STREET IN TIME TO CATCH THE THICK, "FUCKING SLOW", CATSUP SPLAT ONTO HIS HAMBURGER....................................................HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
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''Cats love one so much--more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves." ***Mary E. Wilkins Freeman, American Writer...............and that was 'THE LITERARY CAT'.
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AND WE'LL SEGWAY INTO ANOTHER CAT BIT......IN EAST MALAYSIA THEY HAVE FOUND A WILD CAT THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT....HOW COOL! THE CRITTER IS A BORNEO BAY CAT (CATOPUMA BADIA, TO BE SCIENTIFIC)................WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE LURKS IN THOSE FAR OFF JUNGLES??
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MORE ANIMAL STUFF................SUE-SUE, THE DOG (SEE 002703 ARCHIVES AT OLDCATMAN'S FOTOPAGES AND I WENT FOR A RIDE TO CRAWFORD LAKE..................RIDING IN THE TRUCK CAB (NO, ASSHOLE, ANIMALS DON'T RIDE IN THE BED OF YOUR TRUCK!!) WITH SUE-SUE IS QUITE A TREAT. SHE'S NOT A HUGE DOG BUT SHE AIN'T KNOW RAT DOG RIDING IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT!
SHE MUST SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME............WHICH WAS OK ON THE TRIP THERE........BUT SHE SWAM IN THE LAKE FOR A WHILE, SO THE TRIP BACK WAS ''WET''; THEN SHE GOT CAR SICK AND BARFED
UP THE WATER AND GREEN GRASS SHE ATE LAKE SIDE......OH WELL, SHE'S MY DOG AND I LOVE HER!
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SOME POWER COMPANIES ARE GOING TO LOOSE THEIR FISCAL ASSES ON THE EAST COAST TODAY.......................BLACK OUTS!!
(IS THAT WHAT BARRY BONDS 'MAKES'?) MILLIONS OF FOLKS WERE EFFECTED..................THE LAST TIME THERE WAS A MAJOR BLACK OUT IN NEW YORK, EVERYBODY WAITED IT OUT BY SCREWING AND 9 MONTHS LATER NEW YORK'S POPULATION WENT UP! ARE PEOPLE AFRAID OF THE DARK?? LOTS OF PEOPLE SOUGHT RELIEF FROM THE BLACKOUT BY RUNNING OUTSIDE................TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SUN HADN'T DIED OR WHAT????
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NUTS TO YOU!!! IT REALLY AMAZES ME WHEN A FOOD PRODUCT IS FLAUNTED AS BEING VERY HEALTHY AND TO MANY OF US (I'M 'US', QUEMO SABE.) IT'S JUST OLD HAT. I GUESS SOME NUTTY SCIENTISTS HAVE BUMPED UP THE HEALTHFULNESS OF PEANUTS BY INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF OLEIC ACID, A GOOD FAT THAT HELPS FIGHT OFF THE BAD CHOLESTEROL......THANKS, JIMMY.
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE CHARLES LINDBURG HAD NO 'FEAR OF FLYING' FOR SURE! THREE ADULT GERMAN FOLKES HAVE STEPPED UP AND SAID THAT CHARLES WAS THEIR FATHER AND THEY WANT DNA TESTS TO PROVE IT. SEEMS CHARLES WOULD COME AND VISIT THEIR MOMMA A FEW TIMES A YEAR IN THE 50'S/60'S.
SO, WHEN YOU WENT TO EUROPE, WERE YOU REALLY FLYING SOLO, CHARLIE????
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BLAH......BLAH.......BLAH................, MOSES...............THINGS ARE ADVANCING IN LIBERIA. I HOPE TO HELL THE BAD BLACK FOLKS PLAY IT COOL AND DON'T FUCK WITH THE GOOD BLACK FOLKS; BUT THEN HOW DO YOU TELL THE BAD FROM THE GOOD?
ANYWAY, LET'S KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED AND EAT A LOT OF GOOD OMEN FRIED CHICKEN THAT THE MARINES WILL JUST FLY AROUND PEACEFULLY IN THEIR HELICOPTER...........
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HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR. 'LET'S TAKE AL'S VOTES' NADER IS IN THE HEADLINES AGAIN! THE GREEN PARTY LEADERS MET IN SAN FRANCISCO TO DISCUSS THE GREY RECALL BULLSHIT.............AND SOME SUPER HERO SMACKED NADER IN THE FACE WITH A PIE!
(RALPHY BOY ACTUALLY THRU THE PIE BACK AT THE THROWER!) I'D LIKE TO SMACK NADER IN THE FACE WITH MORE THAN A PIE............MAYBE 2 OR 3 PIES!
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..............AND ANOTHER SEGWAY......................THE GREY RECALL BULLSHIT..........................ARNOLD LIKE SO MANY OF THE CANDIDATES STARTED COLLECTING CAMPAIGN FUNDS...........HE GAVE HIMSELF A $1 MILLION........................MR. SCHWARZENEGGER (GULK!) LEADS IN ALL THE POLLS....WHY??....IS HE TRULY THE BEST CANDIDATE OUT OF THE 'GROUP'...........PROBABLY NOT BUT WITH THE OLD 90% OF THE POPULUS RULE.............IT WON'T MATTER.
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IT'S TIME TO PACK UP ALL MY CARES AND WOES...SO HERE I GOES.................BYE, BYE, BLACKBIRD.................WOW, THAT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'S BRAIN FART............................
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

MEOW.

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FOR GEORGE

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WE'RE BACK IN THE SADDLE AND THE HEMORRHOIDS HURT..

AT & T STILL SUCKS EVEN THOUGH I SOLVED MY/THEIR PROBLEM WITH THE ELIMINATION OF ALL PAPER BILLS FOR INTERNET SERVICE.....MY DENVORITE SON IS GOING TO PUT THE MONTHLY STIPEND ON HIS CREDIT CARD...................END OF PROBLEM.
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HOW DO YOU TEACH A DUCK ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE?

OUR DEAR PET DUCK, AFLACK (IN THE 071903 ARCHIVES OF MY FOTOPAGES
IS A PICTURE OF HER).

SHE HAS BEEN LAYING EGGS AND NESTING ON THEM FOR WEEKS AND SINCE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MAN AROUND, HER EGGS ARE ARE NOT FERTILE..............SHE MAKES THE NEATEST NEST...DAMN, IF I COULD GET AFLACK LAID SHE'D LAY FERTILE EGGS AND WE'D HAVE DUCKLINGS!
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BLOG PHENOMENON! OR IF YOU TOOK AN INFINTE NUMBER OF BLOGGING MONKEYS WITH AN INFINITE NUMBER OF COMPUTERS, YOU MIGHT COME UP WITH BLOGS WITH ''SIMILIAR'' NAMES AND DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW!

I DID!!!! WHILE VISITING THE VODKA PUNDIT
I ENCOUNTERED A ''COMMENT'' FROM EL GATO AND IT WILL BE Oldcatman VERSUS El Gato (check you espanol dictionary, fool!)....................THE TACO CAT WAS RESPONDING TO THE VODKA GUY'S BLOG ON HOWARD DEAN AND HE (EL GATO) HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE REFERENCE TO A ''CLINTON STENCH" THAT BILL LEFT BEHIND.................BETTER THE STENCH OF CIGAR SMOKE, PERFUME AND ORGASMIC FLUIDS THAN GEORGE'S ''STENCH'' OF BLOODY, SHOT UP CORPSES. SO, EL GATO, PUT THAT IN YOUR SOMBRERO!!!! ADIOS.
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HEY, MAN, DON'T BOGART THAT JOINT!

OK, MAN, BUT DON'T GET THE ASHES ON MY ROLL & TUCK!

HEY, WHAT'S THAT LITTLE RED LIGHT ON THE LIGHT POST?

OK, MAN, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

HEY, MAN, IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING VIDEO CAMERA!

OK, MAN, LET'S MOON IT....FLIP IT OFF....STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT!

HEY, MAN, NOW THERE'S A BIG RED LIGHT BEHIND US!

OK, MAN, IT'S THE COPS....EAT ALL THE 'SHIT'

''''HEY, MEN, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.....OK, MEN?''''

(WITH THANKS TO CHEECH AND CHONG)

THE CHICAGO COPS HAVE PLACED VIDEO CAMERAS AROUND AND ABOUT THE ''BAD'' PART OF TOWN, HOPING TO CATCH A ''BAD GUY'' IN ACTION...........WELL, THEY DID: THEY CAUGHT THIS POOR DUDE TOKING AWAY IN HIS BLUE CHEVY CAPRICE.....HELL, I'M SAFE...IT'S KIND OF HARD TO DRIVE AND TOKE FROM A WATER PIPE/BONG. SMILE, YOU'RE ON TV....AND YOU COULD MAKE IT TO THE ''COPS'' TV SHOW! (THANKS TO A NEW SOURCE,
THE CHICAGO SUNTIMES)
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OH SHIT! A WORM IS ON THE LOOSE! AT LEAST 124K COMPUTERS USING MICROSOFT'S [MSFT.0] WINDOWS SOFTWARE HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY THE WORM (DENNIS, YOU'D BETTER QUIT, FUCKING AROUND!) THIS WORM HAS THE POTENTIAL OF EFFECTING MILLIONS OF MACHINES AROUND THE WORLD. THIS WORM HAS BEEN CHRISTENED THE BLASTER!!!! WINDOWERS BEWARE!
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HAVE IT YOUR WAY.................................MCDONALDS IS GOING TO OFFERING 'INTERNET SERVICE' WHILE YOU CLOG UP YOUR ARTERIES.

FOR THE MOMENT, WHEN YOU ORDER A 'VALUE MEAL' (YOU GET A GOOD DEAL ON CHOLESTEROL!) THE SERVICE WILL BE FREE BUT EVENTUALLY IT WILL COST $4.95 FOR THE FIRST HOUR.

WOW, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO YOUR BLOG WRITING WHILE SPILLING CATSUP ON YOU AND THE KEYBOARD!!
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A MOB CONNECTED LADY GETS BUSTED FOR BOOKMAKING!

MARY DADDANO IS THE DAUGHTER OF WILLIE ''POTATOES'' DADDANO, A FORMER MOB BIGSHOT; WHO GOT HIS NICKNAME BECAUSE OF HIS LOVE OF FRENCH FRIES!

SHE WAS ALSO MARRIED TO A JAMES PALAGGI, WHO REPUTEDLY STOLE 3000 CARS IN HIS CAREER.

HEY, WHAT'S A LADY TO DO TO MAKE A FEW BUCKS; BOOKMAKING IS BETTER THAN PROSTITUTION AND JUST AS HARMLESS; UNLESS YOU USE A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER AS A COLLECTION TOOL.
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BLAH. BLAH. BLAH.............HEY, MOSES! WELL, TAYLOR'S GONE BUT THE SHIT IS STILL FLYING IN LIBERIA..............I SUSPECT IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE 2,300 MARINES FLOATING OFF SHORE WILL LAND..................THE DYING WILL START................AND GEORGE WILL ''DECLARE'' AGAIN.

GEORGE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TOO THOUGH AND HIS REASONING IS WHY HE IS A DOUCHE BAG.

READ THIS 'PIE IN YOUR FACE GEORGE ESSAY. YOU GOT IT, MAN!
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'THE LITERARY CAT': "Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow." ****MONICA EDWARDS, English writer (and I know a cat named RUBY who looks very much like this "CAT"...................
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I THINK IT IS TIME TO CLIMB DOWN FROM THE SADDLE AND GIVE MY HEMORRHOIDS (BADA BING!!) A REST.....AND THIS WAS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF PROCTOLOGY!
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THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE THAT I CAN SAY..........................

Good night "JC" Kitty.

Meow

PLEASE SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR...

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NEWS, VIEWS AND RANDOM FARTS....

ROOKIE FARMER CAUSES WATER DISASTER! .....EVERY OTHER MONDAY WE (OUR WEST-SIDE NEIGHBORS AND US) GET A FLOW OF WATER IN ''THE DITCH''; THE EXACT FLOW I'M NOT SURE, BUT IT BLASTS OUT STRONGER THAN A 4" FIRE HOSE!

ANYWAY, AT 7AM MY SISTER CALLS ME AND SAYS THERE IS A
FLOOD IN THE DRIVE WAY!

WELL, HELL, THERE ARE METAL GATES THAT OPEN AND CLOSE TO CONTROL THE DIRECTION OF THE WATER; ONE GOES TO A CEMENT BOX ON OUR PROPERTY AND THE OTHER FLOWS INTO THE DITCH THAT LEADS TO OUR NEIGHBORS FIELDS.

BOTH GATES WERE CLOSED AND THE WATER BACKED UP AND FLOODED OUR DRIVE WAY AND THE STREET.

DAMN ROOKIE FARMER!
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I AM SURE THAT YOU HAVE NOTICED MY LIKING FOR POETRY.....
I READ A POEM THE OTHER DAY BUT I'M NOT SURE WHO THE AUTHOR IS...................PLEASE GO READ IT. IT IS CALLED ''WHERE IS LOVE?" AND YOU CAN FIND IT ON A 080903
POSTING BY MY FRIEND AND BLOG SAVIOR, MAIZZY.
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AT & T SUCKS!..................I HAVE HAD AT & T WORLDNET SERVICE FOR OVER 6 YEARS, WHICH MAKES ME A VERY GOOD CUSTOMER BUT AN ""OLD"" ONE.

SINCE THE BEGINNING, I HAVE BEEN ON A MONTHLY PAPER (KEYWORD) BILLING SYSTEM...................''THEY'' ARE ELIMINATING ALL PAPER BILLING AND I HAVE 30 DAYS TO PAY MY BILL VIA ''PLASTIC'' OR THE FUCK HEAD'S
WILL TERMINATE MY 6 YEAR PLUS INTERNET SERVICE.

I DON'T USE ''PLASTIC''.....DON'T LIKE IT............LIKE THE FEEL OF CA$H IN MY HANDS..............IT COMES FROM LIVING IN RENO FOR 9 YEARS AND MY MARIJUANA BUSINESS DAYS.

I'M WORKIN' ON THE PROBLEM...........BUT HERE'S TO YOU
AT & T!!
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'THE LITRARY CAT':
"The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal." **SIR COMPTON MACKENZIE English Writer
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A 'TONGUE IN CHEEK' BITCH AT BLOGSPOT.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THE ADS ON MY PAGE????

THE FART MACHINE AND FLATULENCE/GAS DEODORIZER..........''FART YOU, BLOGSPOT!''
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THE CALIFORNIA GOVERNORS RECALL RACE HEATS UP!

BESIDES ARNOLD, ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IS RUNNING!
LARRY FLINT! IT MAY BOTHER 'YOU' WHAT LARRY DOES AND HAS DONE BUT IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME IN THE LEAST..................3 CHEERS FOR LARRY..........NOW GET OUT THERE AND BE A HUSTLER IN YOUR RACE FOR GOVERNOR!!

AND THEN....................YOU THINK ARNOLD HAS A BODY, LADIES! WELL, GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE CANDIDATE ANGELYNE?
.....drool.....drool.........(can't scream, Pamela might here me.)
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LIBERIA: CHARLIE'S GONE.........WELCOME MOSES BLAH!

MOSES BLAH???? I CAN SEE THE MEDIA QUOTING HIM.......
"Moses said.....blah...blah...blah...blah." DO WE REALLY CARE? THEY COULD APPOINT MOSES HESTON FOR ALL I GIVE A DITTLY-SQUAT, JUST DON'T GET ANY OF OUR BOYS KILLED OVER THERE, GEORGE (blah...blah....blah).
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RE-REVIEW OF THE MONDOTIMES POLL> IS ASKING YASIR ARAFAT TO RENOUNCE VIOLENCE LIKE ASKING TIGER WOODS TO RENOUNCE GOLF? 407 SAID YES, 202 SAID NO..A TOTAL VOTE TO DATE OF 609.

WHY DOES YASIR ALWAYS LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY YOU'D FIND LAYING IN A SLUM ALLEY???? YASIR, THAT'S MY BABY! NOSIR, DON'T MEAN BABY! TIGER'S (WOODS THAT IS..) MY BABY NOW!
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HOW GENEROUS??? THE ROMAN CATHOLIC ARCHDIOCESE OF BOSTON HAS OFFERED $55 MILLION TO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY WERE SEXUALLY ABUSED BY PRIESTS. HOW FUCKING GENEROUS, POPE.........THIS IS IN ADDITION TO THE $10 MILLION SETTLED ON BY THE
THE SAME DUDES FOR THE INDIVIDUAL MOLESTING DONE BY ONE JOHN GEOGHAN WHO IS DOING THE NEXT 10 YEARS IN JAIL, HOPEFULLY, WITH A NICE 'BUBBA' AS HIS CELLMATE. POPE, LET'S HEAR A SPECIAL PEDOPHILE PRAYER. amen
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GOOD OLD BUDDY DENNIS RODMAN IS BACK IN THE NEWS...SO WHAT'S NEW ABOUT THAT? DENNIS WAS CLEARED ON CHARGES THAT HE DRUGGED AND RAPED A WOMEN IN 2001. DENNIS, GIVE KOBE A CALL......HE COULD USE YOUR ADVICE................BUT NO HELP WITH THE COLOR OF HIS HAIR!!
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BILL AND SAM ARE ADJUSTING QUITE FINE TO THEIR NEW 7 ACRES. TODAY, THEY FOUND SHADE UNDER THE PASTURE'S LONE APPLE TREE. I FED THEM SOME OATS OUT OF THE PALM OF MY HAND....STRANGE TO HAVE THEIR BIG LIPS SMACKING ON YOUR PALM. FEELS LIKE????????????? DAMNED IF I KNOW. TOOK SOME PIX TODAY FOR POSTERITY AND MY GRAND DAUGHTER.
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SUSIE, THE REMAINING CATFISH IS STILL AROUND....KNOCK ON WOOD..............GEORGE, COME HERE...I NEED YOUR HEAD TO KNOCK ON.....
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SPEAKING OF GEORGE (BITTER TASTE AND ALL)......I CAME ACROSS A BLOGSPOT TO WATCH.................GEORGE NO MORE IN 2004.....
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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

MEOW
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..................AT & T STILL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the tide has turned and the anger has ebbed...

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CAREFUL, BLOGSPOT, DON'T FUCK UP AGAIN.
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The crowd noise outside awoke me.

I went to the front door, slowly opened it and...BADDA BING!!

100's of people were outside of my house CHANTING!

''OLDCATMAN!'' ''OLDCATMAN!" "OLDCATMAN!"

What a sight.............they were Oldcatman's fans!

THEY DON'T WANT ME TO QUIT!

THEY REALLY LIKE ME!

Then in the crowd, I spotted her (kind of hard to miss!).

PAMELA was in the crowd!!

Our eyes connected and she smiled only as Pamela can smile.

She headed towards my door.

She slipped inside and closed the door behind (she has a great one!) her.

We headed in the direction of my bedroom and we were half way there, when I tripped over a fucking giant BLOGSPOT laying on the floor!

The impact of hitting the floor woke me up.

...........I had a dream (and it didn't even get to the wet part!).

''LIVE, FROM THE WESTERN FRONT OF THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS...IT'S OLDCATMAN!!
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I DON'T WANT TO RE-HASH (THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIENDS)
MY BLOG DISASTER, OTHER THAN TO SAY, I AM NOT A SPEED TYPIST AND THAT BLOG HAD A SHIT POT FULL OF TEXTED LINKS TO OTHER BLOGS AS WELL AS MY BLOG LINKS. (ARE NO TEXTED LINKS TODAY)

I HAVE FARTED OUT A ''REVIEW'' OF BLOGS.........IN VERY GENERAL TERMS SO THE REVIEW IS ABOUT ALL THE BLOGS IN THE WORLD....AND YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

THE REVIEW:

I have been messing around with blogs since 060103: reading other blogs, communicating with a few bloggers, either thru their blog's comments, writing about them in my own blog and (recently) linking to them OR by e-mail.

There seems to be blogs that: INFORM ; that talk incessantly about other blogs; that communicate almost one-on-one with another blogger; use languages far beyond my comprehension (all though, when I spent a few months bumming around in Mexico, after a bottle of rum, I could speak Espanol with the best of them!) and those written while sitting on a throne----in essence, blogging is like "our" (who's "our", quemo sabe?) populus......everybody communicates about an assortment of topics, DEPENDING ON THEIR INTELLECT (ie: my 90%ers who live their lives with their head up their ass versus the 10%ers who actually know what the fuck they are doing with their lives)...........so who am I too judge?

Well, if I can cast judgement (cast my opinion) on the state of the world and all of ''its'' trials and tribulations, I can certainly make a statement or two about blogs.

If you read my recent statement about Indigo Children and my life as a "63 year old indigo adult", you know that I call a spade a spade (no racial overtones intended), to not make ''the call'' is like living your life dealing from the bottom of the deck (what the fuck does that mean?).

THE OPINIONS (and if you don't like them SEND ME A FUCKING EMAIL !!

I often link to a "chat room" blog...................I could care less if you are sharing your morning bowel movement (I have them too) with bobbytheblogger in Poducnk, Nebraska; a waste of my time linking to you; and of course, I wonder how in the hell you got linked in the first place........is there blog-payola? I would like to think that I get my linkage because I write good caustic and humerous brain farts about the world that YOU live in (damn, that sounds familiair.).

There are blogs that have evolved (I guess) from simple farts into full blown diarrhea! Oh, I get a case of the shits every once in a while but I always try to maintain some line of reasonable and/or logical thought and information and not a shit pot full of gibberish.

Being a poet of sorts and brother to a poet, I do respect the creative freedom of poetry. Often times, a poet will write about something that is so private, that a crystal ball could not help in the intereptation of the poem.............maybe this is what the diarrhea-ing bloggers are doing.

The blogs that inform or commentate on the news and views are great to read but often times they take themselves too seriously that they make Dan Rather look like a stand up comedian.

Oldcatman knows the importance of communicating world wide news and views but at the same time, I have to be ''caustic and humerous"
about my ''reporting''; hopefully to make readers think more about an issue or even piss them off. (ie: when I VERY SINCERELY get off on George)

Then there are those few bloggers who for some reason think they are GOD'S gift to the blog world. That their shit does not smell; not if sure if they even "fart". That they are a Moses of sort. That if you get linked on their blog, you have been blessed by 'an almighty' (I know, it's not who you are but who you are linked from that counts....I guess!!)

I will touch (with a 10 foot pole) on religious/pious blogs. My feelings on religion(s) has been expressed before so if I see any word remotely connected to the subject, they get a quick push on the back button. AMEN.

There are some blogs that I find to be very well rounded and even though they may lack the"caustic-ness" that I enjoy reading and writing, they are humerous, informative and helpful-----without playing blog GOD: ALWAYS A GOOD MORNING READ!

I have found too damn few blogs that are outrageously funny or just plain outrageous..............but then again, I haven't even read a measurable per cent of the blogs in the world.

Anyway, my views on blogs....................so shoot me...but remember, I shoot back.

Blogs have become very important to me because they have allowed me to vent all of the creative energy that roils around in my brain (both left and right) and I have met some really fine people in the process.

What did I do with the time I now spend blogging before I was blogging??

Who knows............who cares..........the old "water under the bridge" bullshit...............can't dwell on such things because when you are 63, ''what is and will be" are the top priorities............because time is running out.

Carefull, these farts are about to turn into diarrhea.............................

Peace
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A quickie (I would have settled for that in my Pamela dream!): THE HORSES ARRIVED LAST NITE. Bill and Sam are now part of the family, roaming 7 acres of grass! And without fear, just like John Wayne, I moseyed into their "yard", slipped them a few carrots and petted their noses..............forgetting that one swift kick could lay me out flat!
WELCOME, BILL AND SAM, TO THE FARM.
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The news and views are backed up........we'll catch them at the next sunrise...............................................

GOOD AFTERNOON, BILL AND SAM!

WHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!

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POSTMORTEM:

The biggest cat of the two,
A Tiger true and true,
Died today like all the rest---
In raising fish, I've failed the test.

Ode to Tiger: Oldcatman (081003, 7:30PM)

THE LAST STRAW????

AFTER SPENDING 3 FUCKING HOURS ON A VERY SPECIAL BLOG....THE NO GOOD FUCKING BLOGSPOT
''SYSTEM'' ATE IT UP AND IT FUCKING DISAPPEARED.

I HAVE LOTS OF CREATIVE ENERGY BUT IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN IT GETS FUCKING WASTED.

ADMITTEDLY, IT COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I INADVERTANTLY DID, BUT THE FUCKING SYSTEM SHOULD HAVE SOME KIND OF FAIL SAFE SYSTEM.

ALL I GOT WAS SOME FUCKING APACHE MESSAGE SAYING, YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK, WHITEMAN.

I AM GOING TO TAKE A DAY OR TWO OFF BECAUSE AT
THE MOMENT, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF I EVER WRITE A BLOG AGAIN.

''JC'' KITTY, SAY ''FUCK BLOGSPOT''.........

MEOW

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AND AFTER PUBLISHING THE FIT OF ANGER, I FIND THAT ALL OF MY PERMANENT LINKS ARE GONE.

AND THE ASSHOLES AT BLOGSPOT ARE NOT AVAILABLE TO A ''FREEBIE PERSON'' BUT YET THE ASSHOLES WILL NOT LET ME UPGRADE.

SAY ''FUCK YOU, BLOGSPOT'' AGAIN, ''JC'' KITTY

MEOW!

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it was fun while it lasted
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THURSDAY NIGHTS: brein een wind latens

HAD A GREAT BIG FUCKING SCARE LAST NIGHT!

I FINISHED MY BRAIN FARTS FOR THE NIGHT; PREVIEWED THE POST; PRINTED THE POST; SAVED THE POST AND THEN I WENT TO PUBLISH THE POST SO ''THE WORLD'' COULD READ THEM. QUOTE THE BLOG (MY ASS) MASTER: 'there were errors. No. 230. incorrect username/password/combination'.........W H A T T H E F U C K ? ?

PANIC ON THE FARM. FIRED OUT SOME ''HELP EMAILS'', TURNED OFF THE IMAC AND FIRED UP THE BONG. (MY FRIENDS!)

AN HOUR LATER I SNUCK BACK ON TO THE COMPUTER........AND TRIED TO PUBLISH THE POST AGAIN.....AND THE SOB PUBLISHED AS IF NOTHING HAD BEEN WRONG!!!!

AND AFTER ALL THAT SHIT (PANIC, ETC.) ON 080603, THE NUMB-NUTS AT BLOGSPOT FINALLY GOT A PART OF THEIR ACT TOGETHER AND HAVE A FUNCTIONING HELP!!!! FILE OPERATING. I
WILL EXPORE ITS INNER DEPTHS LATER.)
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WHATS WITH THE INTERNET LATELY???? SEEMS LIKE IT HAS BEEN SLOWER THAN TURTLE SHIT LATELY.......AND IF PATIENCE WERE A VIRTUE, I'D BE A WHORE.........WHAT??
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I HAVE MY FAVORITE ''BLOG'' STOPS WHEN I START OFF MY ''COMPUTER DAY" (NO, I'M NOT A FUCKING COMPUTER NERD!!!!.......yet). PAID MY ''GOOD FRIEND'' MAIZZY A VISIT. SHE HAD PAID A VISIT TO Oldcatman's MOVIES (enter "director"--OLDCATMAN--"all years and G,R rating). The movies are fun to create....and create is the 'key word', even a "computer dummy" like me can make them (no template to fool around with!). Maizzy had this ''thing'' where you start out with the "number 72...add this, add that, subtract this, etc. AND YOU GET? I don't know.....I was doing the math with my fingers and toes and got lost on the baby toe of my left foot!!! Maizzy, please tell us "WHATCHA GET???"
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HAVE I MENTIONED THAT AMONG MY MANY CREATIVE ENDEAVORS THAT I LIKE TO CREATE FOOD???? REMEMBER, I DON'T USE THE WORD ''COOK'' BECAUSE THAT IS A DEMEANING TERM FOR A CREATOR OF CULINARY DELIGHTS! (RIGHT, EMERIL?)

A WILL SHARE AN OLDCATMAN FAVORITE.

I AM A CARB WATCHER BECAUSE I AM NOT SURE WHAT IS MAKING ''US'' (WHO'S ''US'', QUEMO SABE?) FATTER TOO MUCH FAT OR TOO MANY CARBS? IN ANY CASE, I WATCH MY CARB INTAKE MORE THAN I WATCH MY FAT INTAKE (BECAUSE IT HAS BECOME ''INSTINCT'' FOR ME TO ONLY USE 4-6 OUNCES OF MEAT PER SERVING).

I DISCOVERED THESE GREAT WHOLE WHEAT/LO CARB TORTILLAS.

THEY COME IN LARGE AND SMALL SIZES.

TAKE ONE LARGE TORTILLA (ON A BAKING SHEET) AND PUT A LIGHT LAYER OF YOUR "FAVORITE SAUCE". SPRINKLE LIGHTLY WITH YOUR ''FAVORITE GRATED CHEESE". PILE ON ''YOUR FAVORITE TOPPINGS''.
SPREAD A HEAVIER LAYER OF ''YOUR FAVORITE CHEESE" ON TOP. TAKE ONE SMALL (YOU CAN USE A LARGE) TORTILLA AND PRESS IT ON TOP OF THE ''PILE''. BAKE IN YOUR OVEN (400 DEGREES) UNTIL IT LOOKS ''DONE'' (OVENS VARY, MY TAKES ABOUT 10 MINUTES). SLIDE ''IT'' ONTO A DINNER PLATE. EAT WITH A KNIFE AND FORK (I USE A LARGE SPOON), SLICING AND EATING YOUR WAY TO A GREAT OLDCATMAN FAVORITE.

(WHO NEEDS THAT BIMBO MARTHA?)
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NEWS AND VIEWS............................................................
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ED MCMAHON SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE..............."HERE'........S,
ARNOLD!

YES, OLD FRIENDS WHO STILL LIVE IN CALIFORNIA (THE ONLY STATE IN THE UNION, WHERE IF YOU GET A COMPANY'S' TELEPHONE RECORDING CUE, ''IN ENGLISH'' IS NO LONGER # 1.) ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WILL PROBABLY BE YOUR NEW GOVERNOR AFTER THE 100703 RECALL OF GREY.

I'D BE WILLING TO BET THAT MAYBE 10% OF CALIFORNIA'S POPULUS CAN EVEN SPELL SCHWARZENEGGER.....DAMN, WHAT A MOUTH FULL!

ALREADY ON HIS PLATFORM PROMISES: BAR BELLS WILL BE TAX DEDUCTIBLE. USE OF STEROIDS WILL BE A ''FIX IT'' TICKET ONLY.
ABS REDUCTION WILL BE A HEALTH INSURANCE BENEFIT. THERE WILL BE A NEW GOVERNMENT POSITION, THE TERMINATOR (FOR DEMOS WHO GIVE THE ''GOV'' TOO MUCH LIP SERVICE.) EUROPEAN
ACCENTS WILL BECOME THE STATES OFFICAL LANGUAGE (TOO BAD, SENOR!).

SPEAKING OF ''FORIEGN''.......LET'S BE CAUTIOUS WITH THIS ''FORIEGN BORN'' ARNOLD!
DO YOU REMEMBER????
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mike. Mike. MIKE! M I K E !! (HOW'S THAT? I SCREAMED AT MIKE TYSON...............MIKE IS BROKE. FUCKIN' BLEW $400 MILLION ON HAVING ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME! YOU GO, MIKE! HE NEEDS TO BITE OFF A FEW MORE EARS AND HE'LL BE BACK IN THE $$. OR HE COULD WORK FOR DISNEY AND DO VOICE OVERS AS MICKEY MOUSE.

AND WOULD N'T YOU FIGURE...............MIKES OWES THE IRS $13.4 MILLION AND THE BRIT'S IRS $4 MILLION. AND MIKE LOVES ANIMALS....HE OWES $8,100 FOR THE CARE OF HIS TIGERS!

GOOD LUCK, MIKE.
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FOOLED YOU ALL.............WHILE WRITING TONIGHT'S BRAIN FARTS, I WAS GETTING OFF ON MY LINKS AGAIN!!!!

LIFE ON THE FARM IS STILL GREAT.

''JC'' KITTY, PEP'PURR, SUE-SUE, THE DOG, SUNNY-D, DEEDEE, BLAKKIE, TIGER AND SUSIE, THE ''SIX PACK'', ZIG AND CATHERINE (MY SISTER'S CATS), THE CHICKENS...................AND THE REST OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND!!!!..................

GOOD NIGHT, YOU ALL.

meow
meow
arf
beep
beep
beep
many gurgles
meow
meow
clucks/clucks/cock-a-doodle-do

I'LL BE BACK................................

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I'M GETTING OFF PLAYING WITH MY LINKS

IF I APPEAR TO BE OVERLY EXCITED WHEN I LEARN HOW TO USE A NEW BLOG TOOL (IE: links in text) IT'S BECAUSE I AM!

ONE OF MY MAJOR FAULTS AS A HUMAN BEING, IS THAT I GET BORED VERY EASILY (NOT PROUD OF IT BUT: 2 WIVES 4 LIVE-INS.) AND THATS WHY I LIKE DOING BRAIN FARTS, AS THEY ARE SHORT AND SWEET..............TRIED WRITING NOVELS BEFORE AND I GET TO THE MIDDLE OF CHAPTER 1 AND IT'S ''THE END''!...................EACH TIME I ADD A NEW FEATURE TO THE BRAIN FARTS, IT KEEPS BOREDOM FROM LEAKING IN AND FUCKING EVERYTHING UP; SHORT AND SWEET NOT WITHSTANDING!

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE READING A BLOG, NEWS ARTICLE OR WHATEVER ON THE INTERNET AND BE ABLE TO LINK OVER TO MORE INFO ON THE SUBJECT AND/OR THE SOURCE.

I'm getting off playing with my links.
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BRAIN FARTS.................MOST OF US KNOW WHAT ''BRAINS''
(ALL THOUGH, 90% POPULUS DON'T HAVE BRAINS.) ARE...BUT HOW ABOUT "FARTS"..........WELL, DO YOU? OR IS A FART TO YOU JUST SOME FRIGHTENING SOUND YOU HEAR WHILE RIDING IN A CROWED ELEVATOR TO THE 20TH FLOOR?? OR THAT YOU DO WITH ONE OTHER PERSON IN THE ROOM?

ANYWAY, WHY DO FARTS MAKE NOISE? WELL, THE SOUNDS ARE PRODUCED BY VIBRATIONS OF THE ANUL OPENING. SOUNDS DEPEND ON THE VELOCITY OF EXPLUSION OF THE GAS AND THE TIGHTNESS OF THE SPHINCTER MUSCLES OF THE ANUS. .......................THINK ABOUT ALL THE TIGHT ASS PEOPLE YOU KNOW..............NONE OF THEM FART!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DESIRE MORE INFORMATION ON "THE FART",
LINK UP BUT KEEP THAT SPHINCTER MUSCLE LOOSE!
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I GUESS PRETTY SOON I WILL GO FROM ''ROOKIE FARMER' TO JUST ''A FARMER'', AS I MADE ANOTHER EVOLUTION TO THAT STATUS.....................I AM WEARING SUSPENDERS AS I FART THIS OUT! THE RAINBOW STRIPED KIND..............NOW A VERY GOOD REASON: I BROKE THE BELT ON MY ''WORK PANTS" (CURRENTLY ON) BUT I DO HAVE BELTS ON MY ''GO TO TOWN LEVIS'' AND MY ''GOING OUT LEVIS''....BUT I DON'T LIKE TAKING OFF OR PUTTING ON A BELT...THAT'S SOMETHING MY BUTLER SHOULD DO BUT SHE'S ON UNDETERMINED LEAVE.
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MEOW. MEOW. MEOW!

''JC'' KITTY IS PISSED OFF. SHE WAS CRUSING THE INTERNET LAST NIGHT, HER FAVORITE SITE IS www.pussy-cat.com AND THIS FOUND A SITE DEALING WITH CLONING AND ''JC'' FEELS THAT THE CLONING OF CATS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. HISS ON CLONING !!!!
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speaking of sex (lower case because i don't want to scream out about sex....there might be rug rats listening or some bloggers not sure abut their own sexuality)..........do you know the difference between oral sex and vaginal intercourse? with one of 'them', you never seem to get ahead and the other is just hair today gone tomorrow. DID YOU GET IT??????

AND STILL SPEAKING ABOUT MATTERS OF SEX AND THE JOY, PLEASURE, FUN, ETC. IT BRINGS TO US ALL (I GUESS ''ALL'')
AND THE FREEDOM WE SHOULD HAVE TO EXPRESS ''IT'' ANYWAY WE WANT TO......................I SUGGEST YOU ALL GO PAY A VISIT TO DIRTY WHORE AND HAVE A GOOD ROMP!!
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I'M STILL GETTING OFF PLAYING WITH MY LINKS!
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NEWS AND VIEWS................................
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THAT SON OF A BITCH................YEAH YOU, TOM SIZEMORE, YOU PUNK ASS WANNA-BE MOVIE star! YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ONE OF MY ''SPECIAL'' LADIES: HEIDI FLEISS.............NOT GOOD....I HOPE THE COURTS BREAKS YOUR BALLS OVER THIS!
POOR HEIDI: "HE HIT," SHE SAID. "I HAD ABLACK EYE AND A FAT LIP THE NEXT DAY. HE DRAGGED ME ACROSS THE ROOM BY MY HAIR."

TEDDY BOY, I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH SOMEONE TO REEK PHYSICAL VENGENANCE ON YOU. YOU'll GET YOUR KNEES WHACKED WITH A BAT!!

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THE HEAD (GOOD??) OF HOMELAND SECURITY, TOM RIDGE WARNS THAT TERRORIST BOMBS COULD BE HIDDEN IN ELECTRONIC ITEMS...............HOW ABOUT A BOMB IN A HEARING AIDE? FOR REAL SUICIDAL TYPES. HOW ABOUT A BOMB IN A TAMPON, ELECTRONIC OR NOT? OUCH. HOW ABOUT HAVING A BOMB SURGICALLY PLANTED IN A STOMACH? BIG GASTRIC FART. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE..........BUT THE REAL SUCCESSFUL TERRORIST TOOL IS FEAR....FEAR INSTILLED INTO THE 90%ERS DAILY.
I FOUND TOMMY'S TERRORIST ALERTS .

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IF YOU GO BACK IN THE BRAIN FART ARCHIVES (THE ONES ONE THIS WEB SITE AND THOSE ETCHED IN STONE TABLETS)
YOU WILL FIND FARTS ON THE GRADUAL ESCALATION OF ''A WAR'' IN LIBERIA.

''WE NEED 6-10 VOLUNTEERS TO GO A SHORE TO MONROVIA TO HELP AS PEACE KEEPERS."

''BUT, SIR, WHAT IF WE GET KILLED?"

"WELL, SON, THAT'S PART OF GEORGE'S 'WAR PLAN'."

'HUH?"

''WHEN YOU GET WHACKED OVER THERE GEORGE WILL SEND IN 10,000 MORE OF YOU, TO 'WHOOP' SOME BLACK ASS!"

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THANKS TO REUTERS NEWS FOR THE FLEISS, TERRORIST ALERTS AND LIBERIA
STORIES.
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THE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ??????? IBRAHIM al-JAAFARI (NO, NOT THE GUY WHO RUNS THE 7-11) IS THE EXCILED PRESIDENT OF IRAQ WHO HAS NOT LIVED IN IRAQ SINCE 1980............BEEN IN LONDON WITH HIS FAMILY, EATING LOTS OF FISH AND CHIPS! TALK ABOUT A PUPPET PRESIDENT? IRAQI'S AMERICAN OCCUPIERS HAVE VETO POWER OVER EVERYTHING HE DOES.
HOW DID THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION START???? THANKS TO
THE THE SF EXAMINER.
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WOW! TIME TO GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE BUT SINCE I DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE, IT WILL HAVE TO BE A ''BONG'' HIT...........
TIRED FROM GETTING OFF PLAYING WITH MY LINKS.
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FIRST I HAVE TO GO FEED THE CHICKENS.
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GOOD NIGHT, SUNNY-D, DEEDEE AND BLAKKIE.

'CLUCK'
'BEEP'
'BEEP'
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THE OBITURARY...AND THAT'S ALL HE WROTE!

IT'S DARK NOW AND I HAD A FULL BLOWN AGENDA OF BRAIN FARTS TONIGHT BUT THEY WILL BE SET ASIDE 'TIL WEDNESDAY MORN.

MOURN.

NOT THAT I REALLY CARE: THE ODES OF LATE ARE REALLY PERSONAL TO ME AND I KNOW LOTS OF FOLKS WRITE PERSONAL
SHIT ON THEIR 'BLOG'; IDENTIFIED BY ME AS 'BOWEL MOVEMENTS', WHICH IS COOL AND I DO IT TOO.......BUT 'BLOGS' ARE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH AS A 'MASS MEDIA' TOOL, AS THEY ARE NOT CENSORED OR CORPORATELY CONTROLED LIKE ALL OTHER MEDIA IS. ''WE'' (THAT'S US, QUEMO SABE!) ARE PERHAPS THE ONLY MEDIA LEFT THAT IS ''FREE''(.....GUESS YOU COULD STAND ON A SOAP BOX IN THE TOWN SQUARE!) TO COMMUNICATE ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY FREE!

WE SHOULD USE "OUR" BLOGS WISELY................BUT, FUCK IT, TONIGHT I AM NOT.

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There is no joy on the farm today;
Death was not held at bay.
The 'last', with irony, died first.
And what's left to come maybe the worst.

****Ode to Mohican
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The reaper came again last night
Giving morning eyes a very sad sight.
Three are left of the little fold,
As goodbyes were said to Gold.

****Ode to Gold
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The morning grew to added dread
As another one was dead.
The reason is beyond me to judge,
Leaving just a 'goodbye' to Little Pudge.

****Ode to Little Pudge
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"Tis a very long day
I'm sad to say;
We'll forget him not
Our short lived friend, Spot.

****Ode to Spot
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Pudge was the last to go
In the recent deadly show.
Five swam in as a set
But all came out, silent in the net.

****Ode to Pudge
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MOURN.

IN SATURDAY'S BRAIN FARTS, I FARTED ABOUT OUR TRIP TO OLATHE AND THE STOP AT THE FISH STORE.

I WANTED TO ADD TO MY 29 GALLON TANK (WHERE GOLDIE, KURT, THE ''SIX PACK" AND ONE SNAIL LIVE) TO BUY SOME MORE FISH.

I BOUGHT 2 CATFISH, SUBSQUENTLY NAMED ''TIGER'' AND ''SUSIE''
(AND THAT'S A BRAINFART ALL BY ITSELF!!) A BUNCH OF SNAILS AND 5 FEEDER (USED AS FOOD FOR ''OTHER'' FISH) GOLDFISH....THEY WERE NAMED:

MOHICAN: BLACK STRIPE ACROSS ITS DORSAL
GOLD: SOLID GOLD GOLDFISH
LITTLE PUDGE: A SMALL SILVER GOLDFISH
SPOT: GOLD WITH BLACK SPOTS
PUDGE: A BIGGER SILVER GOLDFISH

THE 5 LIVED HAPPILY (AS HAPPILY AS GOLDFISH LIVE) FOR ABOUT 24 HOURS AND THEN ''THE SICKNESS'' SET IN AND WITH IN 48 HOURS ALL OF MY NEW LITTLE FRIENDS WERE DEAD.......AS MY ODES TO THEM REFLECT.

WHY MOURN OVER DEAD GOLDFISH (WELL, INSTEAD OF TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF) I WILL FESS UP TO THE MOURNING.

THEY WERE LIVING CREATURES. Amen.
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THERE IS ONE OTHER THING I HAVE TO FART ABOUT:

NOW THERE ARE THREE (3) WHO HAVE TAKEN THEIR TIME TO HELP ME GET MY ''BLOG'' LOOKING PRETTY COOL (MY JUDGEMENT) AND FUNCTIONAL.

FIRST THERE WAS TIGER.
THEN THERE WAS SUSIE.
AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST MIAZZY, WHO SHOWED THE OLDCATMAN HOW TO DO THIS LINK IN TEXT STUFF (AND SHE HAS PICTURES OF PEP'PURR, ''JC'' KITTY AND SUE-SUE, THE DOG ON HER BLOG!). Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Virtual kisses to the ladies....sorry, Tiger!)

WARNING: MY EVIL, CREATIVE, DIABOLICAL, ETC. BRAIN FARTING MIND, IS CONJURING UP WAYS TO ADD MORE CAUSTIC AND HUMEROUS SHIT TO MY ''BLOG'' VIA THE ''THE TEXT LINK'' THING.

CAPS RULE......................
and if i was screaming at you, your fucking computer would be shaking!

AND AS A CLOSING POINT OF INTEREST: Oldcatman does not acknowledge the use of obscenities in the ""NORMAL" sense.

To me, the real obscenties are words like: WAR. KILL. RAPE. HATE. ABUSE. TERROR.
.....you get the point............it is literally/physically much better to be "fucked" than "killed".

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GOOD NIGHT, 'JC' KITTY.

meow

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ODES AND.....THEN THE NEWS AND VIEWS

There is no joy on the farm today;
Death was not held at bay.
The 'last', with irony, died first
And what's left to come maybe the worst.

****Ode to Mohican

The reaper came again last night
Giving morning eyes a very sad sight.
Three are left in the little fold;
As goodbyes were said to Gold.

****Ode to Gold

The morning grew to added dread
As another one was dead.
The reason is beyond me to judge;
Leaving just a goodbye to Little Pudge.

****Ode to Little Pudge

'Tis a very long day
I'm sad to say;
We'll forget him not
Our short lived friend, Spot.

****Ode to Spot

.................HANG IN THERE, PUDGE................................

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MORE ON THE 'CAPS' (But still in jest) BUSINESS: MY DENVERITE SON (WHO SOON MAY BECOME A COLUMBIA-ITE, MISSOURI, THAT IS) CONFIRMED THAT HE HAS ENCOUNTERED ''PEOPLE'' IN HIS COMPUTER CAREER WHO HAVE A REAL BAD HANGUP,PHOBIA, DISTASTE, HATRED, DUH, ETC. (YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR THESARUS IS!) ABOUT THE USE OF ALL CAPS IN COMPUTER COMMUNICATIONS (HE WAS SCREAMING INTO THE PHONE WHEN HE TOLD ME THIS.).

HOWEVER, IN KELLEY'S (LINKED RIGHT) ''CUL-DE-SAC'' (080203) SERIES ON 'NEW BLOGS', WHERE SHE HAD KIND THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE OLDCATMAN, SHE BRINGS UP A NEW AND INTERESTING POINT ABOUT 'ALL CAPS'. SHE FELT IT WAS HARD TO READ IN ALL CAPS, THE ONLY LOGICAL REASON BROUGHT FORTH YET.................

IT IS ALSO INTERESTING THAT MY SISTER, A PUBLISHED POET, ALSO HAS AN UNUSUAL TEXT WRITING STYLE: always written in lower case (ala ''ee''), VERY VERY RARELY USES PUNCTUATION, EACH POEM IN THE BOOK ARE UNTITLED, WITH ALL TITLES LISTED, BY PAGE, IN AN INDEX......PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE ('MY FRIENDS') AND SMOKE IT.

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *INDIGO CHILDREN?*; WELL, WELCOME TO 'MY' WORLD AS A 63 YEAR OLD 'INDIGO ADULT'.

SPEAKING OF CHILDREN................OUR TOWN HAS A ''VISION' SCHOOL ( STATE CHARTED AND FUNDED), HOUSED AT A SCHOOL TYPE BUILDING, WITH A ''HOME SCHOOLING'' ENVIRONMENT AND I MAY APPROACH THEM ABOUT STARTING A CREATIVE WRITING CLASS WITH ''BLOGS'' AS A PRIMARY WRITING TOOL.

WITH ALL OF THEIR CREATIVE THOUGHTS, POETRY AND PROSE IN A 'BLOG' ON THE INTERNET, THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO SHOW 'AUNT LOU' (THANKS TO JOHN DENVER'S ''OLD FEATHER BED''!) OR GRANDPA SNEEZER IN PODUNK, KANSAS, THEIR CREATIVE WRITING EFFORTS.

IF THE 'BLOG' CONCEPT CAN MOTIVATE THIS OLDCATAN TO WRITE (GOOD, BAD, INDIFFERENT OR IN CAPS) DAILY, IT COULD MOTIVATE CHILDEN TO EXPRESS THEIR WRITTEN CREATIVITY...............please, please, PLEASE: IF YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS OR KNOW OF SUCH A PROJECT FUNCTIONING NOW............please, please, PLEASE: CONTACT ME (EMAIL LINK UPPER RIGHT; I STILL HAVE NOT LEARNED HOW TO ''LINK'' OR ''COMMENT'' WITHIN MY TEXT.).


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****FATS ASSES: OBESE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST OBESE PEOPLE IN THE JOB HIRING PROCESS..................HEAVY ISSUE.
DON'T KNOW HOW TO WEIGHT IT, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. ANYBODY GOT THE SKINNY ON THIS. AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT THAT BIG IS BEAUTIFUL......SORRY THAT'S MY PERSONAL BIAS....AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT BEING ''POLITICALLY CORRECT''.

THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY CERTAIN JOBS WHERE BEING OBESE COULD BE A HAZARD TO YOURSELF AND YOUR FELLOW EMPLOYEES; IE: A 350 POUND TREE TRIMMER!!
MCDONALD'S HAS TRIED TO HIRE OBESE PEOPLE BUT THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO ENCOUNTER A DELAY IN GETTING
EXTRA LARGE UNIFORMS. A 4OO POUND FLIGHT ATTENDANT?

I FEEL FOR THOSE CHUBBIES WHO HAVE BIOLOGICAL PROBLEMS BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT MOST OBESE PEOPLE ARE OBESE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T PUT THEIR FORK DOWN AND SPEND THEIR LIFE SUCKING IT UP AT MCDONALDS............. YEARS AGO, I USE TO WEIGH 50 POUNDS MORE THAN I DO NOW (I WEIGH 240 RIGHT NOW, ON A 6'4'' FRAME) AND I CAN TELL YOU IT WAS BECAUSE I ATE LIKE A FUCKING PIG (OINK) AND I NOW WANT TO GET RID OF 25 POUNDS. (from the ny times)

****THE GAY MARRIAGE: "BUTCH, BUTCH BUSH!" BY MAUREEN DOWD, NY TIMES: AN OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY ''REVIEW'' OF OUR FRIEND GEORGE (AND HIS 'STAFF') AND HIS VIEWS ON GAY MARRIAGE AND HOMOSEXUALITY. I WILL NOT DETRACT FROM THE ARTICLE BY PARAPHRASING THE CONTENT.....this is an order FROM OLDCATMAN: Go to the *NEW YORK TIMES* AND READ THE DAMN ARTICLE!!.......MAKE SURE YOU TAKE A PISS BEFORE YOU DO OR YOU'LL END UP PISSING YOUR PANTS WITH LAUGHTER!!!!

****''THERE IS NO BASIS FOR THE STORY'' SAYS GEORGE'S BOY COLIN POWELL THAT HE WILL BE STEPPING DOWN IN 2005. COLIN BOY, IN 2005 YOU WILL NOT HAVE A JOB TO STEP DOWN FROM, AS THE DEMOS ARE GONING TO 'WHOOP' YOUR BOSSES ASS IN 2004!!
(ny times)

****JAPAN AND THE 'US OF A' ARE HAVING DEBATES OVER THE PROSECUTION PROCESS OF SOLDIER BOYS WHO BREAK JAPANESE LAWS.................HEY, JAR HEAD, YOU FUCK AROUND IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY, YOU 'PAY FOR THE CRIME' WITH 'THEIR' RULES IN PLAY.......TOO BAD IF THE COUNTRY'S LAW SAYS: IF YOU RAPE, YOU LOOSE YOUR PENIS! (ny times)

****GO NORTH KOREAN!!!! THE NORTH KOREANS WOULD PREFER TO HAVE A SIX-WAY TALK ABOUT THE NUCLEAR ARMS CRISIS. THE OTHER FOUR WOULD BE CHINA, JAPAN, RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA.

GREAT IDEA! THIS WOULD PREVENT GEORGE FROM RIDING IN ON HIS WHITE WASHED BLACK HORSE AND WEARING HIS BIG WHITE WASHED BLACK HAT. I GOT A FEELING THAT GEORGE WILL TRY AND NIX THIS PLAN AS HE LIKES TO BE THE LONE HORSEMAN...WHICH END, GEORGE?? (ny times)

****AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW THAT YOU HAVE $30 MILLION? "FUCK, I AM GOING TO HOP ON MY GOLD PLATED CAMEL AND GO TO DISNEY LAND!" GEORGE HAS JUST APPROVED THE 30 MIL TO PAY THE INFORMANT WHO LED US TROOPS TO UDAY AND QUSAI. JUST A DROP IN THE OLD BLOOD BUCKET IN THE $500 BILLION BUDGET DEFICIT. (ny times)

****GREY DAVIS VERSUS______________IN THE RECALL ELECTION. 70 PEOPLE HAVE FORKED OUT THE $3500 FEE TO GET ON THE OCTOBER 7 RECALL EELCTION AND ANOTHER 180 SAYS THEY ARE GOING TO RUN.
ARNOLD'S IS PROBABLY GOING TO BACK OUT....LARRY FLINT IS GOING TO TRY AND HUSTLE IS WAY IN......
SOME CALIFORNIA 'BILL BOARD' QUEEN, ANGELYNE HAS THROWN HER WHATEVER IN THE RING; HER BRA? I GUESS SHE ONCE WROTE A SCREEN PLAY CALLED ''THE BRA THAT ATE L.A.''....................PERHAPS ''THEY COULD PULL STRINGS'' AND BRING REAGAN BACK?.........WHAT THE FUCK IS JERRY BROWN DOING THESE DAYS????
CHARLIE MANSON SHOULD RUN AS AN ''INSIDE'' CANDIDATE! ''RECALL'', A PROCESS OF DEMOCRACY.....WHAT A BUNCH OF WASTED TIME AND MONEY.................REPULICANS WILL TO ANYTHING TO GET ''THEIR MAN'' IN OFFICE SINCE THEY CAN'T GET THEM ELECTED INTO OFFICE............GEORGE, PUT THAT IN YOUR JACK DANIELS AND SIP IT! (reuters)

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NOW THAT FELT REALLY GOOD TO GET A WELL ROUNDED GROUP OF BRAIN FARTS TOGETHER TO SMELL UP YOUR COMPUTER!

TIME TO WRAP IT UP..................LIKE A OLD MACKERAL WRAPPED UP IN NEWSPAPER, BEING SENT 'UPS' TO GEORGE.

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GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

MEOW!!

MAJUSCULES TOUT LE TEMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TODAY'S NEWS TOMORROW

GOODNIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

MEOW.



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For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to dance;
A time to throw away stones, And a time to gather
stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
A time for war, and a time for peace.

--Ecclesiastes 3: 1-8


.................AND A TIME FOR PEACE.............

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THERE IS NO JOY ON THE FARM TODAY;
DEATH WAS NOT HELD AT BAY.
THE 'LAST', WITH IRONY, DIED FIRST
AND WHAT'S LEFT TO COME MAYBE THE WORST.

****AN ODE TO MOHICAN
BY: oldcatman

PEACE

THE CAPS ARE BACK!!

THE CAPS ARE BACK...................AFTER THE RETORTING SESSION OF 080103, I, OF COURSE (BEING CONTRARY),
WITH THE HELP OF A STRIP OF THE PROVERBIAL DUCT TAPE, I NOW HAVE A SECURED HOLD ON MY CAPS KEY .........I KNOW THE CAPS LOCK WOULD HAVE DONE THE JOB...BUT THE TAPE THING HAD A BIT MORE CREATIVE FLARE TO IT......AND WE ALL NOW THAT IT IS THE CREATIVITY AND NOT THE UPPER OR lower case BULLSHIT!

I KNOW THAT AT LEAST TIGER AND SUSIE READ THE RETORT....AND YES, I STILL LOVE YOU BOTH......BUT, TIGER, I WILL NOT THROW YOU A VIRTUAL KISS!

A NEW RETORT: I HAD BEEN IN EMAIL COMMUNICATION WITH ''BLOGROLLING" AND AFTER SEVERAL TRIES TO GET A RESPONSE, I SENT A TERSE EMAIL..........WELL, I GOT AN IMMEDIATE ANSWER......SOMEBODY THERE WAS UPSET THAT I WAS 'YELLING AT HIM"...WHAT THE FUCK..I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIS COMPUTER BUT MY INCOMING EMAILS DON'T HAVE SOUND...............KNOCK THE CHIP OFF MY SHOULDER: I FIRED BACK AN EMAIL AND BASICALLY TOLD HIM TO 'DEACTIVATE ME' AND TO FUCK OFF! WELL, BACK COMES THE REPONSE, BITCHING ABOUT MY USE OF CAPS (YES, I USE CAPS IN EMAILS TOO; I AM JUST SO EVIL THAT WAY!)...............HAD A CHAT WITH MY SISTER (HER HOUSE, AS YOU KNOW, IS CLOSE TO MINE ON THE FARM) AND SHE HAD ONCE EXPERIENCED THE ''CAPS'' PROBLEM AND WAS TOLD THAT WHEN YOU USE CAPS IN WRITTEN COMPUTER COMMUNICATION IT IS AS IF YOU ARE ''YELLING ANGRILY'' AT THE PERSON!!!! HEY, ASSHOLE, DON'T INTERPRET MY MOOD BY MY 'UPPERS OR LOWERS' (WHICH DO COME OUT AT NIGHT!).....I HAVE YET TO TALK TO MY SON OR NEPHEW (BOTH CAREER COMPUTER PEOPLE) ABOUT THIS ISSUE BUT I HAVE A FEELING THAT THEIR RESPONSE IS GOING TO BE THAT PEOPLE WHO BITCH ABOUT USING CAPS, ARE TRUE-BLUE COMPUTER NERDS!!!! ANYWAY, I CALMED DOWN A BIT AND SENT BLOGROLLING A ''CONSTRUCTIVE" EMAIL...ASKING THEM ABOUT BLOGROLLING AND WHAT ITS SERVICE COULD DO FOR ME (THOUGHT'S FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY WILL BE APPRECIATED) AND.....AND....IS THERE ANY TECHINICAL
INTERFERENCE IN COMPUTER COMMUNICATION (THAT WAS A MOUTH FULL OF WORDS!) IF ALL CAPS ARE USED????????????????? NO RESPONSE YET.

I HATE TO BELABOR THIS CAPS ISSUE......BUT WHEN I EAT ANY MEAL THAT REQUIRES SILVERWARE, I USE A SOUP SPOON ONLY.................I DON'T FLIP BAD DRIVERS THE BIRD, I SALUTE THEM (PISSES THEM OFF MORE)......
I HAVE AVOIDED HAIRCUTS SINCE HIGHSCHOOL............I SHAVE (CAREFULLY, AVOIDING MY FU MANCHU) WITH ELECTRIC HAIR CLIPPERS, SO I ALWAYS HAVE AT LEAST A STUBBLE OF A BEARD.................I DO MOST THINGS THE WAY I WANT TO DO THEM.................
......TAKE A LOOK AT THE WAY YOU DO 'THINGS'....ARE YOU DOING THEM ''YOUR WAY'' OR THE WAY YOU ARE ''SUPPOSE'' TO DO THEM...............................SO YOU ALL, CAN STILL KISS MY CAPS!!!!

I HAD ACTUALLY MADE UP THIS BULL SHIT STORY OF WHY I USE ONLY CAPS AND IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS: WHEN I WAS LIVING IN THE AMAZON JUNGLE, SEARCHING FOR A HERBAL CURE FOR THE CLAP, I LIVED WITH A TRIBE OF EYE SPITTING PYGMIES,
WHO GOT ANGRY BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH THE CHIEF'S 21 YEAR OLD (AND LEAST SHE SAID SHE WAS 21) DAUGHTER WHO WAS ONLY 4 FOOT TALL (AND OF COURSE, THE MISSIONARY POSITION WAS OUT OF THE QUESTION.... AS I AM 6'4'') WHO EVENTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT (THE COCONUT MILK TURNED BLUE) AND I MADE IT QUITE CLEAR THAT I WOULD NOT MARRY THE LITTLE SHORT BITCH!!!! WELL, THE CHIEF SPIT IN MY EYES AND I CONTRACTED A HORRIBLE EYE DESEASE CALLED capsopia......AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

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I CAN SEE THAT TONIGHT THE ''NEWS AND VIEWS" ARE GOING TO TAKE IN THE SHORTS, AGAIN.........AND I AM GOING TO CONTINUE WITH MORE BOWEL MOVEMENT WRITING............

WE (MY SISTER AND NEPHEW, THE CLOWN ONE AND NOT THE COMPUTER ONE) DECIDED TO GO TO A TOWN CALLED OLATHE (OH-LAY-TH-A); NOT THE ONE IN KANSAS BUT THE ONE HERE IN COLORADO...HIWAY 50 DOESN'T EVEN GO THRU THE TOWN BUT OLATHE IS KNOWN (SO THE TOWN FOLKS SAY) WORLD WIDE FOR ITS 'SWEET CORN'...THERE IS ALSO A MOVEMENT (WITH ALL THAT CORN, THERE BETTER BE!) TO LEGALIZE CASINO GAMBLING WITHIN THE TOWN'S CITY LIMITS....IT WOULD BE RUN BY THE TOWN FOLKS AND THE MAFIA, BUT NOT NATIVE AMERICANS (AKA: INDIANS)...THE ISSUE IS PENDING.

TODAY WAS THE 'SWEETCORN' FESTIVAL AND WHEN WE HEARD THAT THEY WERE HAVING A CONTEST ON THE MAIN STREET OF TOWN TO SEE HOW MUCH RUBBER CARS COULD BURN WHILE ACCELERATING (TRUE!!); SHIT, MAN, WE JUST HAD TO GO...SO HICKIDY SPLIT WE WENT TO OLATHE.

WE PULLED OFF THE HIWAY 50 EXIT SMACK INTO A TRAFFIC JAM.....L0TS OF OTHER CARS WERE HICKIDY SPLITTING TO OLATHE TOO! A MILE OF FREE PARKING LOTS...FULL! WE WERE INFORMED THAT UP YONDER WAS A $5.00 PARKING LOT CLOSER TO THE SWEETCORN....WHICH 'THEY' ADVERTISE THAT YOU CAN EAT ALL YOU WANT FOR ''FREE''....'HOT' DAMN!.....I IMAGINED THAT EATING ANY MORE THAN 2 EARS WOULD HAVE BAD PHYSICAL/GASTRIC RESULTS. WE PARKED CLOSE.

SUDDENLY, ''WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OLATHE (AKA 'HICKSVILLE'?)??" OUR FIRST CHECK POINT WAS THE ''PAY TO GET IN PLACE": $8.00 A POP!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT DO WE GET FOR $8.00? "ENTRY TO THE SWEETCORN FESTIVAL" WE HAD A FAMILY CONFERENCE AND DECIDED, WELL....OK.... "HERE'S $24.00, LADY." AND SHE GAVE US ENTRY TICKETS.
CHECK POINT #2. A LITTLE GIRL REMOVED THE STUB OF OUR TICKET AND GAVE US EACH A PURPLE WRIST BAND WHICH SHE PUT ON MY WRIST EXTRA TIGHT...AND BEFORE MY HAND COULD FALL OFF, I GOT ANOTHER ONE
AND PUT IT ON MYSELF. CHECK POINT #3...AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A SMALL TOWN SWEETCORN FESTIVAL!!!! FUCK NO...............#3, WAS THE US ARMY (YOU KNOW, THEY GUYS AND GALS WHO ARE GETTING WHACKED IN IRAQ) DOING QUICK FIELD SEARCHES...........NO METAL DETECTORS; WE GUESSED THAT THEY WERE JUST LOOKING FOR BOOZE AND DRUGS ( 9/11 STUFF OR THE NORMAL PRE CONCERT BULL SHIT...SOME SHIT KICKING BAND WAS PLAYING LATER BUT WE WERE WEARING PURPLE WRIST BANDS, "NO CONCERT FOR YOU!"

AND INTO THE SWEETCORN FESTIVAL WE WENT.

THERE WAS THE USUAL CARNIVAL CRAP....FOOD AND SOME ARTS AND CRAFTS STUFF, BUT NOBODY HAD ANY WOLFIE JEWELRY......AND THEN WE SAW IT...THE LINES OF PEOPLE WAITING TO GET THEIR FREE CORN. WE GOT 2 EARS EACH OF HOT BARBECUED SWEETCORN...AND TO MAKE IT REALLY WEIRD, THE LADY WHO GAVE ME MY CORN WAS NONE OTHER THAN A ''MRS. BUSH.'' WE ATE OUR EARS AMONGST THE THRONGS OF REDNECK FOLKS, IN THEIR TANK TOPS AND 'SHOW ME YOUR PIERCED BELLIE BUTTON AND I'LL SHOW YOU MINE' SHIRTS...AND LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING (THERE WAS SOME IN THE BACK GROUND) IT HIT ME.....I JUST PAID $8 FOR 2 FUCKING EARS OF SWEETCORN! AND IN THE PROCESS OF THINKING ABOUT WHAT THEY DID WITH ALL THE 'COBS' (THEY COULD WIPE THEIR $8.00 A POP ASS, FOR ALL I CARED!) AND THE 95 DEGREE HEAT, IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE THE SWEETCORN FESTIVAL...NEVER TO GO AGAIN!

AND THE BOWEL MOVEMENTS TALES TRAVEL BACK TO DELTA AND THE FISH STORE...LIVE THAT IS. MY SISTER HAD PUT A NEW FILTER PUMP IN HER TANK AND THE DRAIN GRATE WAS MISSING......THE PUMP STOPPED WORKING....2 OF THE MINNOWS I GAVE GOT SUCKED UP INSIDE THE PUMP! YUK.

I BOUGHT 5 ''FEEDER GOLDFISH'' (THEY ARE USED AS FEEDER FISH FOR 'OTHER' FISH) AND 2 SILVER CATFISH.
THEY GOT HOME AND WERE PROMPTLY INTRODUCED TO GOLDIE AND KIRK AND THE SIX MINNOWS IN THEIR BRAND NEW 29 GALLON TANK (ALONG WITH A WATER BAG FULL OF SNAILS...HMMMMMM, ESCARGOT SOMEWHERE DOWN THE ROAD.) I USE TO SPORT FISH EVERYDAY (20 SOME YEARS AGO) WHEN I LIVED IN THE SIERRAS BUT AFTER HAVING ''PET FISH'', I DON'T THINK I COULD IMPALE A WORM NOW!!

GOT HOME AND FED THE CHICKENS........THE IRONIC PART OF THE FEEDING TONIGHT WAS: I FED MY
CHICKENS SOME SWEETCORN THAT I BOUGHT AT THE GROCERY STORE, 12 EARS FOR $2.00............WHAT THE FUCK?

GOOD NIGHT, ''JC'' KITTY.

OOOOOOOOOOPS...SHE'S BUSY THROWING UP!

''THE LITERARY CAT": "CATS ARE RATHER DELICATE CREATURES AND THEY ARE SUBJECT TO A GOOD MANY AILMENTS, BUT NEVER HEARD OF ONE WHO SUFFERED FROM INSOMINA." **JOSEPH WOOD KRUTCH, American writer..............

GOOD NIGHT, PEP'PURR.

meow

IS IT A CAPITAL OFFENSE?

what fun i have had this morning...reading all of the "harsh" criticism of oldcatman.blogspot.com over the issue of using all capital letters when i write (i do use lower case; for example when i use 'god' in my text).......the capital attackers to date are:

tiger (linked right)
pixy misa (linked right)
susie (linked right)
kin (left out)
tim the michigander (religious right?)
and GOD knows who else out there in the blog world that has their balls and/or tits in an uproar over capital letters to the point where i truly felt this retort was in order.

so that you understand the basics of capital letters, please go to the right link, titled: "capital letters".....live, learn and be happy!

also being retorted on is bill c. (linked right), as he linked
me by farting: "well, i have crazy fart-people reading me who write
in all caps and hate bush. i guess that is my punishment for writing about mushy biscuits for 12 days straight. my bad."

the retort begins:

tiger, i am not an old farmer. i am an oldcatman who is a rookie farmer...big difference............i was a hospital administrator, healthcare consultant, owned a medical delivery service and was a marijauna dealer---is the latter a capital offense?

susie and tiger, i certainly do appreciate the help you have given me in 'fixing' the site...still messing with the colors but i have the links shit down pretty good, except 'spacing' is troubling me a bit.
but, how would it effect your sites if you typed in all caps?

kin, whoever you are (who is the guy holding the fish?):

neither rhyme nor reason
will make me part
from committing this act of treason
as i type an old brain fart.

******ode to kin..........by e.e. oldcatman

pixy misa, i like to say your name over and over again...not sure why.............pixy misa..............pixy misa; as you must know the shift key does work but i type so much faster if i don't have to use the shift key!

bill c.: son of a bitch, i am so disappointed, i thought you might be clinton but after your 'hate bush' blurb you can't be; but george has to have a supporter here and there. (90%er!)

all of you with this phobia about capital letters; i truly think you are toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo normal and in order to verify this i have conjured up a list of 'things' that i am sure is part of the toooooooooooooooooooo normal you:

use (if you use) the missionary position only
no anchovies on your pizza (candian bacon and pineapple?)
wear straight leg levis/denims
get hair cuts monthly
think oral sex is the way you tell a dirty joke
drink coors lite
don't burp or fart in public
don't watch (or particpate?) in porn
watch bravo's new shows
have 1 partner for life
kick animals
think pot is really 'an evil weed'
think that you are god's gift to blogdom (i am!!)
....and are getting tired of reading the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, the retort is almost over and it's ok for you to go write your blog about your am bowel movement.

bowel movements are fine but 'we' (that's us, quemo sabe) have an opportunity to maybe motivate people (just 1 would do!!) into looking at the fucked up world we live in..............that unelected and brotherly annointed george has got to go (see today's fotopages, link right)............that the pope has got to 'change' church views on gay marriage and pedophilia........that war, anywhere/anytime, is evil beyond comprehension.......that we (that's 'us' again, quemo sabe) have to get our leaders to spend more money in this country to fight homelessness, desease, poverty, help the elderly...........................and the rest of the shit.............amen, brother and sister!

was the content any better or any worse with lower case?
don't be toooooooooooooooooooooooo normal now!

this oldfarmer has to go feed the chickens...yeah, i really do!

(AND IF I OFFENDED ANYBODY....WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THE OLDCATMAN WOULD SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

yours very caustically and humerously,


oldcatman

peace