Saturday, January 31, 2004


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.....AND PLEASE VISIT A RECENT REPUBLICAN BRUNCH

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...AND FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE...

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AND FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE...



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THERE'S MORE..............................

THE "COST" OF THE IRAQ WAR
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''HAVE SOME FUN"

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AND LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST,
OUR GOOD FRIEND, MAIZZY IS BACK!

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Friday, January 30, 2004



HELL FREEZES OVER!



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Enjoyed feeding the horses this am UNTIL I stepped in a big pile
of ALAN!

Then there is some more "ALAN" in yesterday's comments.....

With apologies to Issac Hayes:

"They say this Oldcatman is a bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Oldcatman.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!"

........and fresh from KODAK:


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Thursday, January 29, 2004












Installed the software for my HP Scvan Jet 5530 this morning and that as far as
that project has gotten.

As usual, these meathead (Sorry, Mike!) computer folks think everybody who is going
to use their shit is a computer nerd type...............well, I guess I'll have to call their
help line and go from there.

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I have been trying to pick a blogging fight with some Bush Loving/conservative jerk-off and I may have found "ALAN".

It is hard to believe that there are actually REAL PEOPLE who believe in "the word of Bush"
(all chapters and verses) besides those coersed in the polls (mostly my 90%ers).

I suspect that Alan is either stupid or has the ball no (''s'') to knock the 'chip off my
shoulder' which will result in him getting hit in head with the 'chips' poppa...a 2 x 4!

Anyway, VISIT ALAN and pay your
respects!

For "ALAN":

Tuesday, January 27, 2004














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Monday, January 26, 2004



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#1...INSIDE GEORGE'S BRAIN


#2...TIMOTHY


#3...CLOWN ROAD KILL

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Friday, January 23, 2004












..........don't ask me what that SPACE is in the post, as I have no idea!

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Blog trolling is fun..........I found a blog written by a woman (there is no
autobiography, no comments, no email.....just some interesting writing.

Her post is a diary of sorts, mixed with good personal narrative and poetry.

Her name is Suzanne Baran. Pay her a visit at BARANESS'S BEMUSEMENT

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Wednesday, January 21, 2004



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Again, some things bear repeating.

Besides, how much bull shit is in a State of the Union speech in the
year where the incumbent is seeking (but shall not find) re-election?

Since GB tied up all the TV networks last night, I was forced to watch a
re-run of Emeril Lagasse, opening unlabeled cans for the homeless of Crawford,
Texas.

....and he gave out a loud "POW" everytime he found a can of salted pig
knuckles.

And in closing, I was blog trolling this afternoon and came a cross a woman
who writes a blog and who lives in and writes about Florida-----the poor soul,
a Bush for President and a Bush for Governor....she's got to be 'bushed' or
'bush-whacked' or 'a bird in the hand is worth 2 bushes' 'or my out house
is in the bushes'.......pay her a visit and offer condolences.
THE BUSHED LADY IN FLORIDA ....
....tell her, Oldcatman sent you!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

I LOVE ABSTRACT ART.

I LOVE ABSTRACT ART BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT
LINE WITH A T-SQUARE (THAT'S ME!) AND YOU LIKE TO CREATE (THAT'S ME) YOU CAN HAVE A CREATIVE BLAST FUCKING AROUND WITH
QUASI DRAWINGS AND COLORS WITH A WILD CREATIVE IMAGINATION.
(THANK YOU, SALVADORE!)

I HAVE DABBLED IN ABSTRACT ART SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, WHICH
IS LONG BEFORE ANY OF YOU (WITH RARE EXCEPTION) WERE
THOUGHT OF, MUCH LESS CONCEIVED!

IN THE 70'S, I PRODUCED ARTS AND CRAFTS SHOWS JUST TO HAVE
A PLACE TO DISPLAY AND/OR SELL MY ABSTRACT PAINTINGS; I DID
SELL A DOZEN OR SO, GAVE MANY AWAY AS GIFTS AND 22 OF THEM HANG ON THE WALLS OF MY BIG STUDIO ROOM (ALONG WITH MANY OF
MY PHOTOGRAPHS, OTHER FOLK'S PAINTINGS AND A COLLECTION
OF WOLF PHOTOGRAPHS THAT I WISH TO HELL I COULD HAVE TAKEN).

I QUESTION IF MY ''ART'' IS ''TALENT''----IT'S MORE LIKE 'SHIT HITS THE
FAN' ART, AS YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU WILL END UP WITH
UNTIL THE 'FAN' STOPS.

HERE LATELY, I HAVE FOUND A NEW MEDIUM IN WHICH TO DABBLE
IN.

I HAVE APPLEWORKS-6 (THAT'S MAC TALK FOR YOU PC FREAKS) SOFTWARE ON MY E-MAC (ALSO HAD IT ON MY I-MAC).

IT HAS 3 DIFFERENT PROGRAMS.

IT HAS A TEXT WRITER, WHICH I USE TO WRITE LETTERS WHEN I DECLARE PERSONAL WAR ON SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING.

IT HAS A DRAWING PROGRAM THAT I CREATE MY ''POSTS'' ON WHICH
ALLOWS ME TO USE A WIDE VARIETY OF FONTS (SIZES, STYLES
AND COLORS) AND, OF COURSE, INSERT ALL THOSE IMAGES 'THAT YOU HAVE COME TO LOVE'.....THE 'DRAWING' IS THEN 'SAVED' AS A JPEG
AND THEN IT IS INSERTED INTO MY BLOG VIA BLOGSPOT'S IMAGING
SYSTEM.

IT HAS A PAINTING PROGRAM WHERE THE REBIRTH OF MY 'ABSTRACT
PAINTING' URGES ARE BEING SATISFIED.

ALL OF THE PROCEEDING RHETORIC JUST TO DISPLAY THE LATEST OF MY ABSTRACT (AKA: ''SHIT HITS THE FAN'') ART.

THE FIRST 'PIECE' YOU HAVE TO LINK TO SEE BECAUSE IT IS 'BIGGER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR'..................."CARL"

AND THE NEXT 2, HIT YOU IN THE FACE!



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