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.....AND PLEASE VISIT A RECENT REPUBLICAN BRUNCH
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...AND FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE...
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AND FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE...
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THERE'S MORE..............................
THE "COST" OF THE IRAQ WAR
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''HAVE SOME FUN"
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AND LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST,
OUR GOOD FRIEND, MAIZZY IS BACK!
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OLDCATMAN, THE BEST POLITICAL SATIRE ON THE WEB!!
OLDCATMAN HAS MOVED TO A NEW BLOG. SAME GOOD STUFF AT oldcatman-2.blogspot.com THERE IS A DIRECT ''LINK'' IN THE RIGHT HAND LINK AREA.........
Saturday, January 31, 2004
Friday, January 30, 2004
HELL FREEZES OVER!
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Enjoyed feeding the horses this am UNTIL I stepped in a big pile
of ALAN!
Then there is some more "ALAN" in yesterday's comments.....
With apologies to Issac Hayes:
"They say this Oldcatman is a bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Oldcatman.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!"
........and fresh from KODAK:
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Thursday, January 29, 2004
Installed the software for my HP Scvan Jet 5530 this morning and that as far as
that project has gotten.
As usual, these meathead (Sorry, Mike!) computer folks think everybody who is going
to use their shit is a computer nerd type...............well, I guess I'll have to call their
help line and go from there.
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I have been trying to pick a blogging fight with some Bush Loving/conservative jerk-off and I may have found "ALAN".
It is hard to believe that there are actually REAL PEOPLE who believe in "the word of Bush"
(all chapters and verses) besides those coersed in the polls (mostly my 90%ers).
I suspect that Alan is either stupid or has the ball no (''s'') to knock the 'chip off my
shoulder' which will result in him getting hit in head with the 'chips' poppa...a 2 x 4!
Anyway, VISIT ALAN and pay your
respects!
For "ALAN":
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
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THE END
Monday, January 26, 2004
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#1...INSIDE GEORGE'S BRAIN
#2...TIMOTHY
#3...CLOWN ROAD KILL
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Saturday, January 24, 2004
Friday, January 23, 2004

..........don't ask me what that SPACE is in the post, as I have no idea!
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Blog trolling is fun..........I found a blog written by a woman (there is no
autobiography, no comments, no email.....just some interesting writing.
Her post is a diary of sorts, mixed with good personal narrative and poetry.
Her name is Suzanne Baran. Pay her a visit at BARANESS'S BEMUSEMENT
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
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. . . . . . .
Again, some things bear repeating.
Besides, how much bull shit is in a State of the Union speech in the
year where the incumbent is seeking (but shall not find) re-election?
Since GB tied up all the TV networks last night, I was forced to watch a
re-run of Emeril Lagasse, opening unlabeled cans for the homeless of Crawford,
Texas.
....and he gave out a loud "POW" everytime he found a can of salted pig
knuckles.
And in closing, I was blog trolling this afternoon and came a cross a woman
who writes a blog and who lives in and writes about Florida-----the poor soul,
a Bush for President and a Bush for Governor....she's got to be 'bushed' or
'bush-whacked' or 'a bird in the hand is worth 2 bushes' 'or my out house
is in the bushes'.......pay her a visit and offer condolences.
THE BUSHED LADY IN FLORIDA ....
....tell her, Oldcatman sent you!
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Tuesday, January 20, 2004
I LOVE ABSTRACT ART.
I LOVE ABSTRACT ART BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T DRAW A STRAIGHT
LINE WITH A T-SQUARE (THAT'S ME!) AND YOU LIKE TO CREATE (THAT'S ME) YOU CAN HAVE A CREATIVE BLAST FUCKING AROUND WITH
QUASI DRAWINGS AND COLORS WITH A WILD CREATIVE IMAGINATION.
(THANK YOU, SALVADORE!)
I HAVE DABBLED IN ABSTRACT ART SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, WHICH
IS LONG BEFORE ANY OF YOU (WITH RARE EXCEPTION) WERE
THOUGHT OF, MUCH LESS CONCEIVED!
IN THE 70'S, I PRODUCED ARTS AND CRAFTS SHOWS JUST TO HAVE
A PLACE TO DISPLAY AND/OR SELL MY ABSTRACT PAINTINGS; I DID
SELL A DOZEN OR SO, GAVE MANY AWAY AS GIFTS AND 22 OF THEM HANG ON THE WALLS OF MY BIG STUDIO ROOM (ALONG WITH MANY OF
MY PHOTOGRAPHS, OTHER FOLK'S PAINTINGS AND A COLLECTION
OF WOLF PHOTOGRAPHS THAT I WISH TO HELL I COULD HAVE TAKEN).
I QUESTION IF MY ''ART'' IS ''TALENT''----IT'S MORE LIKE 'SHIT HITS THE
FAN' ART, AS YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU WILL END UP WITH
UNTIL THE 'FAN' STOPS.
HERE LATELY, I HAVE FOUND A NEW MEDIUM IN WHICH TO DABBLE
IN.
I HAVE APPLEWORKS-6 (THAT'S MAC TALK FOR YOU PC FREAKS) SOFTWARE ON MY E-MAC (ALSO HAD IT ON MY I-MAC).
IT HAS 3 DIFFERENT PROGRAMS.
IT HAS A TEXT WRITER, WHICH I USE TO WRITE LETTERS WHEN I DECLARE PERSONAL WAR ON SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING.
IT HAS A DRAWING PROGRAM THAT I CREATE MY ''POSTS'' ON WHICH
ALLOWS ME TO USE A WIDE VARIETY OF FONTS (SIZES, STYLES
AND COLORS) AND, OF COURSE, INSERT ALL THOSE IMAGES 'THAT YOU HAVE COME TO LOVE'.....THE 'DRAWING' IS THEN 'SAVED' AS A JPEG
AND THEN IT IS INSERTED INTO MY BLOG VIA BLOGSPOT'S IMAGING
SYSTEM.
IT HAS A PAINTING PROGRAM WHERE THE REBIRTH OF MY 'ABSTRACT
PAINTING' URGES ARE BEING SATISFIED.
ALL OF THE PROCEEDING RHETORIC JUST TO DISPLAY THE LATEST OF MY ABSTRACT (AKA: ''SHIT HITS THE FAN'') ART.
THE FIRST 'PIECE' YOU HAVE TO LINK TO SEE BECAUSE IT IS 'BIGGER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR'..................."CARL"
AND THE NEXT 2, HIT YOU IN THE FACE!
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Monday, January 19, 2004
THE LIFE OF MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
''I HAVE A DREAM'' SPEECH
OLDCATMAN: "If he were alive today, he would not be happy at the state of the world that we live in."
Sunday, January 18, 2004
CHUCK SEZ
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Saturday, January 17, 2004
Friday, January 16, 2004

........too much bush and dealing with computer folks who do not realize that I am THE DOG, and they are THE TAIL and I WAG them, THE TAIL is not allowed to WAG THE DOG in my world.....i've retreated to my world of abstract art.........
....check out MY LINKS!
Thursday, January 15, 2004
....And now every thing is ok.....Thanks, George!
....And as PT Barnum once said: "THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY DAY!
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Sunday, January 11, 2004
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..."thanks for stopping by!"
Friday, January 09, 2004
10AM: .....MORE FROM ''Girl in Iraq...."
George, your turn is coming!
But in the meantime, READ:
....and you think your diaries reflect "life's" little problems....
Thursday, January 08, 2004
8PM: .......and you think you write a blog diary of interest?
This will be a brief post this evening.
I have been gone all day to Montrose.
Returned somethings to WallyWorld.
Spent some of the return $$ in that "evil store" (as perceived
by some)----I should pay 25-50% more to shop at a store that is not perceived to be evil; fuck, they are all capitalists, so do your business
with the cheapest capitalist and if you happen to be pro union, then that is your weakness, not mine. (Did you hear me Jimmy...or do you have cement in your ears?)
Stopped by Russell Stover Candy factory and grazed on some chocolate
samples (they are all over the store).
Met up with a friend who owns a dental lab---broke a fucking tooth in my denture (picked 'them' up after WallyWorld) and he only charged me $50 to replace the tooth!
Ate dinner at Subway--tried their low carb wraps (which I have been
making for 6 months!) and they are great! If that 'fat guy' [who became a TV star after eating nowhere but Subway] had been eating the 'wraps', he would still of lost weight and eaten healthier.
Made one more stop at an optometrist office and bought a new pair of TV watching glasses.
It was a beautiful [but cold] sunny day in Montrose---was cold and foggy all day on the farm----where fog comes from at an altitude
of 6000 feet is a mystery to me.
Damn, I just wrote a BLOG DIARY!!!!!!
Which brings me to the point of this post----I wanted to do a DIARY
(I love to read them but would much rather write my 'caustic humor')
for a specific purpose.
I periodically will link on to a 'new' blog off of a friend's blog and yesterday I ventured into one linked on Lorelei's blog.
It has several ''titles'' so to speak----''Baghdad Burning"-----"Girl Blog from Iraq".
My friends, this is the diary to end all diaries--at least for these times.
She lives in Iraq with her family.
She writes about her present life in Iraq----explosions going off like you and I hear 911 sirens in the night---often no water pressure---unsure and expensive fuel supplies......and she hits at some politics too---------her family (and all others) live a low profile in no matter what they do--to avoid Iraq 'rebels' and/or US troops, 'coming down on them'.
And, friends, you think you have difficulties that you share in your
diaries--no where close!..........Go visit this girl in Iraq.... BAGHAD BURNING
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Have you been reading the news of late-----"Your" (''he's'' not mine, kemo sabe!) president is really doing some evil shit in various areas
of the world that WE live in.
If you're a 90%er, you probably don't have the mental capabilities to look at all of his evil shit in one big picture (of the status of the USA)....tomorrow I will lead you by the hand to show you or you can help George carry the cross that I will crucify him with--- and hang there with him.
Until tomorrow...........................
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
8 PM: Cold.
Not ain't that a son of a bitch! The minute I ask
Blogspot about the music on my blog....the music
function stops working!
Can't fuck with it tonight!
Sunday, January 04, 2004
Saturday, January 03, 2004
Friday, January 02, 2004
still playing with the sound...............
The sound is on Quick Time....they are all downloaded midi's.
Please advise via comments if you can get the sound?
Thanks.......
OCM
IT'S RAINING & SNOWING & I'M PLAYING WITH SOUND!
THIS IS A TEST.......
CAT YELL
pink floyd--$$$$
HEY JUDE
I'll be back..................thanks for the time!
...A SPECIAL
....'TIS I!!
